tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52523410687431053392024-03-17T22:52:09.880-07:00mrpeeneemrpeenee: an unauthrorized autobiographymrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.comBlogger1160125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-6627376968459614242024-03-15T16:50:00.000-07:002024-03-15T17:05:36.984-07:00In Which Nursepeenee Considers Rectal Thermometers for Everyone<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh25PBdprbUa5Xt2IoTgB17qdqjRIsD8EAGrqDlfVDGtRfFuvwqxkZTcwzsz14l9FwM-ZZWT2NnvTADPwartE2y_Op0x2bb8sla8ZDkMlhEK4RwFGqDgMmHVmQTwpXbKpwjvlRR1sBvIOH57iHqqtuDgKO3A3dgIySMVFYji0VMC6Hn6MKvNVi9LOrYZD8/s665/tumblr_e59b47c0715d3a3f5352d26f15b99bfd_280737d6_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="636" data-original-width="665" height="383" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh25PBdprbUa5Xt2IoTgB17qdqjRIsD8EAGrqDlfVDGtRfFuvwqxkZTcwzsz14l9FwM-ZZWT2NnvTADPwartE2y_Op0x2bb8sla8ZDkMlhEK4RwFGqDgMmHVmQTwpXbKpwjvlRR1sBvIOH57iHqqtuDgKO3A3dgIySMVFYji0VMC6Hn6MKvNVi9LOrYZD8/w400-h383/tumblr_e59b47c0715d3a3f5352d26f15b99bfd_280737d6_1280.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div><br /></div><div>I am surrounded by the diseased and the sickly. Everyone I speak to these days has some emergency room trip or doctor visit or just puny ass malady to recount. It is only my saintly disposition that keeps me from running in the opposite direction and sealing my front door against them.</div><div><br /></div><div>Diane von Austinburg, as I mentioned last week, face planted outside of theater and busted her forehead open. She then spent several hours in a "minor ER" (which I don't understand, in my mind it's either an emergency room or it's not.) Anyway, she got stitched up and sent me a very dramatic picture of her great big old black eye which I am not sharing because of my great love for her.</div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfXoX9fumvZ8_sdnu5LMCaTi6jCX2CWVU4qeheI5bUT_k9xm3pkun4xrv_4zVPUkmBwZ3v7NwGC7Iey4js3TlkX1_iz9nMW0U818DkbczmRT7v338f0jgVGSKo-DzO2IAuz7fXVar9y_rhkAO84ahIj2U9SXRUv5Ov0i0OIIEcKk9xcj69-H1VnFTV2OU/s2186/36384.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2186" data-original-width="1640" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfXoX9fumvZ8_sdnu5LMCaTi6jCX2CWVU4qeheI5bUT_k9xm3pkun4xrv_4zVPUkmBwZ3v7NwGC7Iey4js3TlkX1_iz9nMW0U818DkbczmRT7v338f0jgVGSKo-DzO2IAuz7fXVar9y_rhkAO84ahIj2U9SXRUv5Ov0i0OIIEcKk9xcj69-H1VnFTV2OU/s320/36384.jpeg" width="240" /></a></div><div>I did offer to send one of my groovy Day of the Dead bandaids, but she declined, which indicates head trauma to me, but whatever. She also kept mentioning to the ER guys and to subsequent doctor visits that her arm hurt, but everyone's sort of brushed that off in favor of the busted open head wound. Finally, they discovered she had a minor fracture of her elbow. She now swears that she will be all better by the time it's time for us to wing off to Europe.</div><div><br /></div><div>Next let us turn our attention to poor little Secret Agent Fred. Fred has been through it with his bladder cancer. His chemo has given him anemia which left him flattened with exhaustion, but recently he got a blood transfusion and that helped immensely. Helped so much that last night we actually went out for drinks and dinner. Woo hoo, like two big city fancy poofs. We were talking about his life with the big c and he mentioned that except for 2 months in the fall of 2022 and then a couple of months this past winter, he has been on chemotherapy non-stop for the last 2 years. Oy.</div><div><br /></div><div>And our Chaturbate buddy Brainiac was knocked on his ass by COVID at the end of February which then morphed into a sinus infection leaving him snotty and sick. Poor thing. He has enough on his plate running a feral cat colony in his backyard. Thoughts and prayers, baby.</div><div><br /></div><div>Lastly, speaking of Chaturbate, everybody's favorite model, Mikey, has been dealing with some weird pinched nerve neck ache for weeks. His chiropractor is only able to deliver short-term relief and recently assured him "Oh well that's just what happens with your neck." The fuck you say.</div><div><br /></div><div>It just makes me appreciate how little I deserve my robust good health. Whenever I have to break in a new doctor, the chats we have as kind of a intake always turn towards all the sexually transmitted miscellaney I have collected over the years. Their eyes tend to get an alarmed look in them as the list grows sort of significantly long. And yet, here I am sound as a sound horse. Go figure.</div><div><br /></div><div>Healthy dudes:</div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyJuRzjUwaONGa9nRyvFnGbWLv7H1ytXVbEDwoMQdDvez1BPSV3GBiAGTMRinohb8Z5TCI-T3-8658atn5v0-Lnupz4JgUy_zkgjvYfCSIb_Wu-MNF32HxL4AlqRHP1YAYVTCX1PGnoGKmcdUa28IEVI-Z0WYaf5-1mXgDBhSbvpIdXag-3a1jGVYqhHQ/s871/24031413.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="871" data-original-width="607" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyJuRzjUwaONGa9nRyvFnGbWLv7H1ytXVbEDwoMQdDvez1BPSV3GBiAGTMRinohb8Z5TCI-T3-8658atn5v0-Lnupz4JgUy_zkgjvYfCSIb_Wu-MNF32HxL4AlqRHP1YAYVTCX1PGnoGKmcdUa28IEVI-Z0WYaf5-1mXgDBhSbvpIdXag-3a1jGVYqhHQ/w446-h640/24031413.jpg" width="446" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I have a real weakness for pretty blue-eyed blondes.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgo39cHi2zi0oYLraCY7CBy6yDPF2ZExt_Hs6f3Pat9OpbUeHdgoJsRXb_G_Qdgly3UEMpIIo3p9aok6fNwPrU_eqJYdYX6rvBkeaX0mU2HXp7irNCG6C_4tPDpon40wZM1GP2Cv6aXen3mIEMbj5UVQlNIuA5DmKPVU8BkZfA1KDwBos1Wq5JaLMhPYuU/s660/tumblr_605814a9ad66e288c3513452b58b2492_80c09c65_640.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="660" data-original-width="561" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgo39cHi2zi0oYLraCY7CBy6yDPF2ZExt_Hs6f3Pat9OpbUeHdgoJsRXb_G_Qdgly3UEMpIIo3p9aok6fNwPrU_eqJYdYX6rvBkeaX0mU2HXp7irNCG6C_4tPDpon40wZM1GP2Cv6aXen3mIEMbj5UVQlNIuA5DmKPVU8BkZfA1KDwBos1Wq5JaLMhPYuU/w544-h640/tumblr_605814a9ad66e288c3513452b58b2492_80c09c65_640.jpg" width="544" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Although I wouldn't say no to a chunk of dark beefcake.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijhd09QoySWRzVfMJcW4tKV7PwyLG9WblzaiKL8dpSgeJAt0f6DcuVgJ0c2VOjC3hlbH5mrjyNFWArIM0CL6z4PTdXRI8sptIE-tHLuU6hhloAqWHzlp3l3vnAvNL72AaShpQx2rBkxwEkrYE07pHGgmzrOrD9Y3f9UOVZtuXTgvUBnwxqP7215Zds0rk/s1280/tumblr_d3e4ccb8497b1e32363ef253d3f36fb2_aace2887_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="852" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijhd09QoySWRzVfMJcW4tKV7PwyLG9WblzaiKL8dpSgeJAt0f6DcuVgJ0c2VOjC3hlbH5mrjyNFWArIM0CL6z4PTdXRI8sptIE-tHLuU6hhloAqWHzlp3l3vnAvNL72AaShpQx2rBkxwEkrYE07pHGgmzrOrD9Y3f9UOVZtuXTgvUBnwxqP7215Zds0rk/w426-h640/tumblr_d3e4ccb8497b1e32363ef253d3f36fb2_aace2887_1280.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">The weather here abouts has turned absolutely balmy, if not warm enough for al fresco showers.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcCcetty8qeHU0nBHPy-U21zD4DKGOKCmyTU81PBPCJ_hg2sE9NK64A2aIoZnUCfhUHpz__6Q8ob9DQFlFStqZp0C0IQE3RQkM66uSG1zhdu7DZveqJKbhQwokKOYevcONa5_q8AVMT0jdYJ86w4oFUfpsNezj4OI6RdABgwsf7iFPYLAzWMjgzcMwJug/s903/tumblr_cb50bc0a41b977f85a5fc87f599ab4d4_5b2e9061_640.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="903" data-original-width="616" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcCcetty8qeHU0nBHPy-U21zD4DKGOKCmyTU81PBPCJ_hg2sE9NK64A2aIoZnUCfhUHpz__6Q8ob9DQFlFStqZp0C0IQE3RQkM66uSG1zhdu7DZveqJKbhQwokKOYevcONa5_q8AVMT0jdYJ86w4oFUfpsNezj4OI6RdABgwsf7iFPYLAzWMjgzcMwJug/w436-h640/tumblr_cb50bc0a41b977f85a5fc87f599ab4d4_5b2e9061_640.jpg" width="436" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Buttchops of the world.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUkDGRO_uinlBp62VAPsgK5aJReR__SnJabmOcd9zLqA3hYG-U2WxgTDZYZa6ZP0Yd_uTtOK46ZTb7zbVmwoDryruNO574AiG3AzPOx6eVFQuOXWZoe7buWU3sQz6I0YsNcWE8JSZRtp4xwUnmI_MrKMfPykD-qFzun4bzMvGjtCDOX42PO0p0sw3oRE4/s2048/tumblr_33e1f5365e46eacff6f3dca302cd60fb_f5cd743a_2048.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="973" height="753" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUkDGRO_uinlBp62VAPsgK5aJReR__SnJabmOcd9zLqA3hYG-U2WxgTDZYZa6ZP0Yd_uTtOK46ZTb7zbVmwoDryruNO574AiG3AzPOx6eVFQuOXWZoe7buWU3sQz6I0YsNcWE8JSZRtp4xwUnmI_MrKMfPykD-qFzun4bzMvGjtCDOX42PO0p0sw3oRE4/w357-h753/tumblr_33e1f5365e46eacff6f3dca302cd60fb_f5cd743a_2048.jpg" width="357" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">All the world loves a big ol' veiny dick.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfeHlC7Y_wyTIPxNsOe3P0-RbS41vECMG0r2EI8c6j22n3VmYNiKvqGJtdGszt7VqYBJVvEQ_3Jt6MGFP2De4hdeeX6UwByUMRNW789CBxJcx8eIYl8QS9NM4XvR4L2CvWnSxpMjvddsL077e_uomzO_H5WtvY_n7kbuKuknAvCyVSFPVuxpsIKl6XGL0/s1350/tumblr_497af3df0ee1373d81986416832c9d05_bc4e2f29_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1350" data-original-width="1080" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfeHlC7Y_wyTIPxNsOe3P0-RbS41vECMG0r2EI8c6j22n3VmYNiKvqGJtdGszt7VqYBJVvEQ_3Jt6MGFP2De4hdeeX6UwByUMRNW789CBxJcx8eIYl8QS9NM4XvR4L2CvWnSxpMjvddsL077e_uomzO_H5WtvY_n7kbuKuknAvCyVSFPVuxpsIKl6XGL0/w512-h640/tumblr_497af3df0ee1373d81986416832c9d05_bc4e2f29_1280.jpg" width="512" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I hate being out on boats, but if I had to be at sea, a well appointed cabin with a well appointed cabin boy would be appreciated.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIbR6cEp3i0LfOzb5wiLYLSDab7Es6_JwwC8g6zVF68S7ZYxEE4_CHu5aTY7d9njtqzg8Us4PrEg2ojZb7vkfRx86nES6cj6RzGnHbg4BxgCoOeaDlMeMFhOx773Wl9hV-5nDHa9o5mEkMrHmFha3t7pXc_6By2mNRSVQjbFxLC_0o4CIwL0EEzhmsmKQ/s1145/tumblr_4228e7cefb2579280509e56d2f2d9210_a3139af7_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1145" data-original-width="830" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIbR6cEp3i0LfOzb5wiLYLSDab7Es6_JwwC8g6zVF68S7ZYxEE4_CHu5aTY7d9njtqzg8Us4PrEg2ojZb7vkfRx86nES6cj6RzGnHbg4BxgCoOeaDlMeMFhOx773Wl9hV-5nDHa9o5mEkMrHmFha3t7pXc_6By2mNRSVQjbFxLC_0o4CIwL0EEzhmsmKQ/w464-h640/tumblr_4228e7cefb2579280509e56d2f2d9210_a3139af7_1280.jpg" width="464" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">This week is all about ass, ass, ass.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuAKbD5R7Dt0vX0qdt86J8f4qHhGLKzE7_u-S585o7CGU0W2VzZAg-sjdp7yBZYhyuriI9lYDkihgyLqdjMrsCGSY6zXgQzbHZU4M4NySj4xGVcPV7sC1r9eBQo981asbF4VyBdu9JxmvA1cw2xosVAwaXVcAEmfgkcq9TPcVZZxQdMecY3Wo23I5J7zs/s2070/tumblr_b28a8b4ecc04b133eaf275a992581d86_368d8783_2048.webp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2070" data-original-width="1179" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuAKbD5R7Dt0vX0qdt86J8f4qHhGLKzE7_u-S585o7CGU0W2VzZAg-sjdp7yBZYhyuriI9lYDkihgyLqdjMrsCGSY6zXgQzbHZU4M4NySj4xGVcPV7sC1r9eBQo981asbF4VyBdu9JxmvA1cw2xosVAwaXVcAEmfgkcq9TPcVZZxQdMecY3Wo23I5J7zs/w364-h640/tumblr_b28a8b4ecc04b133eaf275a992581d86_368d8783_2048.webp" width="364" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">The end.</div><p></p>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-47747055008213364052024-03-10T20:28:00.000-07:002024-03-10T20:32:36.502-07:00In Which We Consider Photographic Proof<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjS4yc54zCsRMjyWAu1Etyn6ivk90t0ryczPD_qMiD2Pne32x9trO7aWJN2HfYsgONQIBaU4SpRLG-1inO6WPCVMBgKHOargbiLbboo485utiec9qpjwgyEHcgZDO57Fcnb-ghkH0phCukspFj5AVpn8m4mN90g4XK2rit2g2Qz1VVM_dvhueX_FCg67K8/s1780/tumblr_4d696b9ff92ca00e75f28b0e00f3c1f5_5b5c07e9_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1780" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjS4yc54zCsRMjyWAu1Etyn6ivk90t0ryczPD_qMiD2Pne32x9trO7aWJN2HfYsgONQIBaU4SpRLG-1inO6WPCVMBgKHOargbiLbboo485utiec9qpjwgyEHcgZDO57Fcnb-ghkH0phCukspFj5AVpn8m4mN90g4XK2rit2g2Qz1VVM_dvhueX_FCg67K8/w460-h640/tumblr_4d696b9ff92ca00e75f28b0e00f3c1f5_5b5c07e9_1280.jpg" width="460" /></a></div><br /> <p></p><p>Our dear friend Bobby claims that I only write this blog in order to complain. To prove what nonsense that is, let me point out that it was a lovely day this afternoon and the cherry trees in the Castro are already starting to bloom.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEZInW_VCwvFOL3H7Tqp10MysYbDSVa2FrX8MoAyS0xjh3ITv17fIW3XhNi4M5ZrWjmh3pqhyphenhyphentU-TZF_ZXnGjYh-xA4rlgLBmtngzlcpyXYov5YRcyoCLxrgoaRCBYSmGngKf7KsAto_QH6-DbXQjxOhZQtJqSyaip31-LyvMGACBd1YEp3EJRnonmb8k/s4032/IMG_20240308_153426.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhEZInW_VCwvFOL3H7Tqp10MysYbDSVa2FrX8MoAyS0xjh3ITv17fIW3XhNi4M5ZrWjmh3pqhyphenhyphentU-TZF_ZXnGjYh-xA4rlgLBmtngzlcpyXYov5YRcyoCLxrgoaRCBYSmGngKf7KsAto_QH6-DbXQjxOhZQtJqSyaip31-LyvMGACBd1YEp3EJRnonmb8k/s320/IMG_20240308_153426.jpg" width="240" /></a></div><p>I spent the afternoon organizing old printed photos, by which I mean I would pick pictures up out of one stack and put them in another and do absolutely nothing about them. I have a rough estimate that I probably have about 3, 000 photos. I never ever go back and look at them, but I decided I'm going to try and cull out the really dead wood and make some room in the closet that the boxes they live in are currently occupying.</p><p>I hired an organizer to come in on Wednesday and look through all these stacks and piles of so many much younger mrpeenees. My direction to the organizer is simple: pitch all the pictures that have no people in them. </p><p>My beloved R Man and my sainted mother shared one common trait, they were terrible photographers. Both demanded that the subject freeze and stand perfectly still while they tried to push the shutter button. Inevitably the result was a crooked blur that they swore was a picture. R Man dealt with his photography limitation by taking pictures of mostly landscapes because mountains don't move. Thus about easily a third of those 3,000 are just random mountains and forests and streets. When I look back at them, all I see are images that I already remember. So those 50, 60 shots of the hotel in Glacier Park in 1988? Out. Actual pictures of friends and relatives, many of whom have moved on to the other side of the grass, those I'll keep.</p><p>Here's a few that I've already run into and decided to put in the keep pile.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqS-ZuRy2yJL8fSUsegtfN8_cxxxdhQFMJa3gKhGESEyFC2c6LqeJ3yVLHAF8T5wnc2tks8qAtxndrPnqV3lMFKuXlImJSZ2J18Bw5qln43GMRnhzN8bWM7TE9uXiCLKQviU7jVOQEnUkkjDFU7aVrTzpEfMn6s_kShU-vLh3dvdNtNgIDKtmlxEzKXRU/s237/Scan%207.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="237" data-original-width="205" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqS-ZuRy2yJL8fSUsegtfN8_cxxxdhQFMJa3gKhGESEyFC2c6LqeJ3yVLHAF8T5wnc2tks8qAtxndrPnqV3lMFKuXlImJSZ2J18Bw5qln43GMRnhzN8bWM7TE9uXiCLKQviU7jVOQEnUkkjDFU7aVrTzpEfMn6s_kShU-vLh3dvdNtNgIDKtmlxEzKXRU/w346-h400/Scan%207.jpeg" width="346" /></a></div>A tiny little mrpeenee, circa 1956, with my father, I think in Galveston. What strikes me most about this, aside from how absolutely adorable I was, is how very dark my father was. He had beautiful olive skin that never burned and would tan in the time it took him to cross a street. Did he pass that gene down to me? Hell no.<div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRVBUVfARi2-tOOCbohSgeaCSCQmhVSi_Q-GNyjpiKc-Qfq1q1_I9xw_RJniJGijX7A6UihCmuq6NSWg7IXMC8C0JviI50yrs3GkxMkbCrvALWNWkXv7tx6C6HF3OiPqYBS6FQBD2IuCA42l7jMQnhCTB6PiK40aF4zpM4MC4eg9gBKKzS_j9L-1GoC5g/s161/Scan%208.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="161" data-original-width="125" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRVBUVfARi2-tOOCbohSgeaCSCQmhVSi_Q-GNyjpiKc-Qfq1q1_I9xw_RJniJGijX7A6UihCmuq6NSWg7IXMC8C0JviI50yrs3GkxMkbCrvALWNWkXv7tx6C6HF3OiPqYBS6FQBD2IuCA42l7jMQnhCTB6PiK40aF4zpM4MC4eg9gBKKzS_j9L-1GoC5g/w311-h400/Scan%208.jpeg" width="311" /></a></div>Speaking of adorable. <div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWvQ_XxgkSMfBfhUZN2JcviO6G74hH7rI3kjWiHhxxPJHQQQWStFERHsys8EdijGFauByFgQ5FVhZYtfTYiAdkfhZiXV9woix0UzLod1ctiV74SSy8EkHJ1wcI3i4l9BEN5v5zbYadBQwu-vm2C603oOuQQwz0wbNPJBQ385Ogf0f1qCWgnqIMizH2KlU/s203/Scan%204.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="203" data-original-width="199" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWvQ_XxgkSMfBfhUZN2JcviO6G74hH7rI3kjWiHhxxPJHQQQWStFERHsys8EdijGFauByFgQ5FVhZYtfTYiAdkfhZiXV9woix0UzLod1ctiV74SSy8EkHJ1wcI3i4l9BEN5v5zbYadBQwu-vm2C603oOuQQwz0wbNPJBQ385Ogf0f1qCWgnqIMizH2KlU/w392-h400/Scan%204.jpeg" width="392" /></a></div>A teenaged mrpeenee, with more hair than brains, and my baby niece Amber, apparently fresh from some vampire festival.<div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD1t3h7Ct44Mcmpj2OPIl52fkJaLNYBKThz66Pzu3MsxUtz9lJ2z0eRrh9CUe-_hs6Q-WwOsbsAoMBNHxQdfmV5Zp4o7ywuj7ralb5jnDrDCD3T1RgA1dkwPRlnz8EOiv4kLcuZ2_5wjhQIaioM8lJwd6qZdtkvo180TeSAt-ON6I30z7b4XDfhTaFAsc/s275/Scan%201.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="247" data-original-width="275" height="359" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD1t3h7Ct44Mcmpj2OPIl52fkJaLNYBKThz66Pzu3MsxUtz9lJ2z0eRrh9CUe-_hs6Q-WwOsbsAoMBNHxQdfmV5Zp4o7ywuj7ralb5jnDrDCD3T1RgA1dkwPRlnz8EOiv4kLcuZ2_5wjhQIaioM8lJwd6qZdtkvo180TeSAt-ON6I30z7b4XDfhTaFAsc/w400-h359/Scan%201.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div>Dear god. mrpeenee and my good friend Keith, on whom I had SUCH a crush. We were visiting my family at a small town near Austin famous for its charming little river, we would spend the day floating down it in inner tubes. We also spent the day smoking excessive amounts of pot, hence our sort of dazed expressions. Man, he was cute.<div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPyBXL7wc0Wm_H6zx-rFB1Nk3tkPQZbhbGL7bilxp8CyQ2gHE1E1VFDeBliELPMPFTgtCP7aVF1HHBX6cYCaeIq4caMDlbU4emVWGIfsi30z4SmYuHSoZg9os3Tk7r3zIah_dhlqYFMLYTRHil3NCSjwhalVO0VQiN5H2ofwztZhkC6VydwKC25yaeJBk/s275/Scan%203.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="247" data-original-width="275" height="359" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPyBXL7wc0Wm_H6zx-rFB1Nk3tkPQZbhbGL7bilxp8CyQ2gHE1E1VFDeBliELPMPFTgtCP7aVF1HHBX6cYCaeIq4caMDlbU4emVWGIfsi30z4SmYuHSoZg9os3Tk7r3zIah_dhlqYFMLYTRHil3NCSjwhalVO0VQiN5H2ofwztZhkC6VydwKC25yaeJBk/w400-h359/Scan%203.jpeg" width="400" /></a></div>While we are on the subject of cute, here we have our dear, dear friend Magda (left) and oh so adorable R Man. We had some guy build a couple of cabinets for his kitchen and then Magda helped by painting them. Since it he didn't want to get paint on his clothes, he just took them off. My the life we had in New Orleans.<br /><div><div><br /></div></div><div>More pictures:</div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwVTkI_E2IAluTrpGzbsjNt_yIrJC8qASzkE9BG7OazzLEAmYKg3zU0_qXkEFHA0CgdI5wtXdK-3fLG7mZNbiln8RnaIaq93UJLFGSSKOkzac_rmIyT12FPTVm4ZHqN3pY7vVFdmWk4E5X4T30cLvxuvu6jdaRXDZD6cBV8pgY7yX__H4mWo28FRs1EFg/s899/Another-Look-At-Hung-Quinn-Christopher-Jaxon-1-600x899.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="899" data-original-width="600" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwVTkI_E2IAluTrpGzbsjNt_yIrJC8qASzkE9BG7OazzLEAmYKg3zU0_qXkEFHA0CgdI5wtXdK-3fLG7mZNbiln8RnaIaq93UJLFGSSKOkzac_rmIyT12FPTVm4ZHqN3pY7vVFdmWk4E5X4T30cLvxuvu6jdaRXDZD6cBV8pgY7yX__H4mWo28FRs1EFg/w428-h640/Another-Look-At-Hung-Quinn-Christopher-Jaxon-1-600x899.jpg" width="428" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Quinn Christopher Jaxon and all his big meat</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisWW2SWIG5OnhcvoXQ5VYBEC32QuprIp_oeV4UKbD-kmqZsPlJxbP7DMwNs2AJrQkRzg5K-piGeAfxRXoggVclXfYm6ZxbtYOgIK6ZVgpIXS4WQJV-MeP5fgEBL5bt1u4LDEddG8_XIaMKGQ2tc34-6M1E6zqBWwTb5WjKgapijmfmx-RpUeO_UNdG3Ko/s1864/tumblr_2c46c1c7944ede2f3be9feb3268579f7_bc64e118_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1864" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisWW2SWIG5OnhcvoXQ5VYBEC32QuprIp_oeV4UKbD-kmqZsPlJxbP7DMwNs2AJrQkRzg5K-piGeAfxRXoggVclXfYm6ZxbtYOgIK6ZVgpIXS4WQJV-MeP5fgEBL5bt1u4LDEddG8_XIaMKGQ2tc34-6M1E6zqBWwTb5WjKgapijmfmx-RpUeO_UNdG3Ko/w440-h640/tumblr_2c46c1c7944ede2f3be9feb3268579f7_bc64e118_1280.jpg" width="440" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Buttchops.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE_OwNI2pTlMEw9XtQOte_P1fCFMsJ9e6BmR5vkltoXc-_BktLVKwvTfCBvOi0hCC9XnEQrqUWQe5DefS2kbm4hBoISWZjbiaSbkPupFdg9u5iSZvhhGJqdBlpmhKdDyYmXTwlGZWVc2giy9w-k9z-aXvrH2rulIEoWR8FpGL1O-ncEtiKiq2zv-s2CPE/s1671/tumblr_3f78c2c66434b32b89982e839e26024b_38c2593a_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1671" data-original-width="1088" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE_OwNI2pTlMEw9XtQOte_P1fCFMsJ9e6BmR5vkltoXc-_BktLVKwvTfCBvOi0hCC9XnEQrqUWQe5DefS2kbm4hBoISWZjbiaSbkPupFdg9u5iSZvhhGJqdBlpmhKdDyYmXTwlGZWVc2giy9w-k9z-aXvrH2rulIEoWR8FpGL1O-ncEtiKiq2zv-s2CPE/w416-h640/tumblr_3f78c2c66434b32b89982e839e26024b_38c2593a_1280.jpg" width="416" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Beach time is coming. Do you have your bikini ready?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgd4YXwach4yel56heOWNegpbyhoMBCpIraoA-U46RYBrPIu-8p7MvfBBZJ6cOgCyOgGPSzR697ePNvH9EGj49CShOo8hzOpCpK4Kls_v-jnXD8tlr5XTqGdsSi2lS4_Y8N_ZTJOU9HfQpiJpnObMH8V4A8T7NjhtoxatLdUwB6UNTfMQGCvZMUA9zltxA/s1231/tumblr_009dd737b0af9dce31e9ae865a3001d5_3835b1e2_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1231" data-original-width="985" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgd4YXwach4yel56heOWNegpbyhoMBCpIraoA-U46RYBrPIu-8p7MvfBBZJ6cOgCyOgGPSzR697ePNvH9EGj49CShOo8hzOpCpK4Kls_v-jnXD8tlr5XTqGdsSi2lS4_Y8N_ZTJOU9HfQpiJpnObMH8V4A8T7NjhtoxatLdUwB6UNTfMQGCvZMUA9zltxA/w512-h640/tumblr_009dd737b0af9dce31e9ae865a3001d5_3835b1e2_1280.jpg" width="512" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I wish I knew his name.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuQBhwh9tlU4EIlNM48fSArtFgnD0-8HLA0SiHH7tz8GcxbPRT5ipsmdXJoYBu_EM97ExCst2B67esec9-mtmJBHl7HbX-mlbGpZhLLhMF_M2Hxso1l8RS4udYWmld0Z-qWLjTz_cPjUodenWAoKTDs23vVTLIZllWDgkhGrCAtRQzH4n50n_dnjpitOo/s2048/tumblr_33e1f5365e46eacff6f3dca302cd60fb_f5cd743a_2048.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2048" data-original-width="973" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuQBhwh9tlU4EIlNM48fSArtFgnD0-8HLA0SiHH7tz8GcxbPRT5ipsmdXJoYBu_EM97ExCst2B67esec9-mtmJBHl7HbX-mlbGpZhLLhMF_M2Hxso1l8RS4udYWmld0Z-qWLjTz_cPjUodenWAoKTDs23vVTLIZllWDgkhGrCAtRQzH4n50n_dnjpitOo/w304-h640/tumblr_33e1f5365e46eacff6f3dca302cd60fb_f5cd743a_2048.jpg" width="304" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">More anonymous beef</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-33737687385509751482024-02-29T23:46:00.000-08:002024-02-29T23:46:31.543-08:00In Which We Fill Out Forms<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL1CXcQKd0JzI-m0bOTvlJd_3E43tXPPoEd07MLzcWS0gTO_d80t6qG2TAaVKW4Zrc90ve3iGf8ula4ohydmj53kyM2xPAmssRBIG-lFL_uf67UnDx71AcYpDb2Ibx0C1s2ReN9KjG8BDcLSFYDoD_CM2MsMUXibpSvJvAcq3ZaEORISp3TUJkl2aUr1Q/s803/tumblr_0911477613f50d80716d9b269cbb27e9_44dfc70d_540.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="803" data-original-width="540" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL1CXcQKd0JzI-m0bOTvlJd_3E43tXPPoEd07MLzcWS0gTO_d80t6qG2TAaVKW4Zrc90ve3iGf8ula4ohydmj53kyM2xPAmssRBIG-lFL_uf67UnDx71AcYpDb2Ibx0C1s2ReN9KjG8BDcLSFYDoD_CM2MsMUXibpSvJvAcq3ZaEORISp3TUJkl2aUr1Q/w430-h640/tumblr_0911477613f50d80716d9b269cbb27e9_44dfc70d_540.jpg" width="430" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>I'll panic if I want to, bitch. You're not the boss of me.</i></div> <p></p><p>I did my taxes tonight, always a highlight of the year. Hot little forms have been showing up in the mail for the last couple of months all claiming to be "important tax information." which I pile up on my desk where they glare balefully at me. I spend all of February doing nothing about them and dreading the day I will actually dive in and wrestle them to the mat. When I finally do turn to, all I have to actually do is check off a bunch of little boxes my tax guy has created. They are all questions like "did you invest in bitcoins last year?" And then every year I remember, oh yeah this is no big deal, this is why I pay the tax guy. EVERY. YEAR. </p><p>As long as I was in a government state of mind, I went ahead and completed my census form. I had merrily assumed it would just be asking for my address and if I was a white boy. It did ask that but it also seemed reluctant to take my word for a number of other impertinent queries.</p><p>For instance, it asked how many people lived here. I said just me and then the next question was, pretty much, are you sure? What about just for a little bit? Did you look in the closet, did you check under the bed? Dude, I swear I am the only one here.</p><p>They also focused a lot on my internet access and tools, to the point where I started to wonder if this was actually a census or a marketing survey. </p><p>They then asked in two different places what my ancestry or ethnic origin is, like they were trying to catch me out on a lie. When I checked off "white" it wouldn't let me move on until I specified what flavor of white I am. I claimed I was Finnish because I figured that would screw up their algorithm. My family comes from England, Germany, Ireland, Scandinavia, pretty much everywhere the natives survive on potatoes and cabbage. So I suppose I could have just listed "Western Europe," but where's the fun in that?</p><p>Guys:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIjNVsyeM53tylwajR5tOEmrjnXQN_q154_2ftRUOlLO9y7B2YIeGn67Ru0j6i5yhDhN1IVeikg6KqCg3gsf2OZgv9yQi8ZQLFVI1NTKq4PeeOe1APlRhA9gIhbvhEtKAMixt-SpDSrqsUx7ia3Rj5FtWoizf8HZ7fggfIwlSY3VYmNotgpDoKYXBtjak/s795/63a8688f5a939-full-2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="795" data-original-width="640" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIjNVsyeM53tylwajR5tOEmrjnXQN_q154_2ftRUOlLO9y7B2YIeGn67Ru0j6i5yhDhN1IVeikg6KqCg3gsf2OZgv9yQi8ZQLFVI1NTKq4PeeOe1APlRhA9gIhbvhEtKAMixt-SpDSrqsUx7ia3Rj5FtWoizf8HZ7fggfIwlSY3VYmNotgpDoKYXBtjak/w516-h640/63a8688f5a939-full-2.jpg" width="516" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">David Ciachek. When they finally get around to creating sexbots, this is the blueprint they should work from. </div><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhztzxB7RZUAvmtryqU4F2jk0mQoHOfGcE5EWvxWjTXczfhXSSu6R4ZxxIHmdS_p6Qyjfs-W3ur4RxlwYY5d1zj_C0bYDOh4x2NE_K3TUXLharCrXiRvjeqYoQlw5kBgGKsFfUxZPtcvlYcVH_0eMGdeQrlWBhKXYY0cmUXWWWgsimTdQaA9uc48j_4mKA/s919/tumblr_def76638fb1105046cc7618908fc0ff2_f9dc9201_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="919" data-original-width="750" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhztzxB7RZUAvmtryqU4F2jk0mQoHOfGcE5EWvxWjTXczfhXSSu6R4ZxxIHmdS_p6Qyjfs-W3ur4RxlwYY5d1zj_C0bYDOh4x2NE_K3TUXLharCrXiRvjeqYoQlw5kBgGKsFfUxZPtcvlYcVH_0eMGdeQrlWBhKXYY0cmUXWWWgsimTdQaA9uc48j_4mKA/w522-h640/tumblr_def76638fb1105046cc7618908fc0ff2_f9dc9201_1280.jpg" width="522" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Oopsie.</div><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4XDyQxXbfdv3lk1lIFe8qAoUqAHC2kwjPdhsUP7WVKYpZf0eYGNy2jcH5d-i8cD1ksby8JUcV2ovCe8Wwh4LBQoMQJ3Dmr0hLeEua9xM0QYzbGeoObfUpn9ENW74GlEL0L4r95c8ljCqNIR_SaPn1BdGC6nNqVvypKc0AqBdY5mC8GWD9kJtV7hlKsQA/s1216/tumblr_d65018d79340c960e1192f4bae6e1ac2_f9e654c6_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1216" data-original-width="684" height="871" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4XDyQxXbfdv3lk1lIFe8qAoUqAHC2kwjPdhsUP7WVKYpZf0eYGNy2jcH5d-i8cD1ksby8JUcV2ovCe8Wwh4LBQoMQJ3Dmr0hLeEua9xM0QYzbGeoObfUpn9ENW74GlEL0L4r95c8ljCqNIR_SaPn1BdGC6nNqVvypKc0AqBdY5mC8GWD9kJtV7hlKsQA/w490-h871/tumblr_d65018d79340c960e1192f4bae6e1ac2_f9e654c6_1280.jpg" width="490" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I don't know who this is, but we do know, almost certainly, he is in either California or Australia because those are eucalyptus leaves he's standing on.</div><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMyD7yZff8Fvd-Tif2NpbwZt9I8POlhJ4JQ5xODjO165tfdbi-mafKQUloctLnuS3DZEOCeqPjUxN2INORVlwCgBCjwcB3eDphpP4s28Vzp2vwVAVAdMJuka3gobHhr_kYMAvW2cNn3bNCoxTX8ssVgZkm0ocUzQe3Gt4O2YWuXz37a3SPJDHb0GjV0-g/s1195/tumblr_26651a9d2f677fdc23ac0f125be17902_e4a8a6ad_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1195" data-original-width="956" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMyD7yZff8Fvd-Tif2NpbwZt9I8POlhJ4JQ5xODjO165tfdbi-mafKQUloctLnuS3DZEOCeqPjUxN2INORVlwCgBCjwcB3eDphpP4s28Vzp2vwVAVAdMJuka3gobHhr_kYMAvW2cNn3bNCoxTX8ssVgZkm0ocUzQe3Gt4O2YWuXz37a3SPJDHb0GjV0-g/w512-h640/tumblr_26651a9d2f677fdc23ac0f125be17902_e4a8a6ad_1280.jpg" width="512" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I almost forgot to mention, poor Diane von Austinburg slipped and face-planted on the sidewalk.n She fractured her arm and has a big ol' black eye. I am refraining from addressing her as "Slugger."</div><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0dmdk0RQ_Rih8FGhNuBGlT78sU6pHFQQa72ZYHDv6c1QENp8DBHTZmmzbXTxZw8KXPP5tOD87Ls4plDM0r9ZE4zmSwW01qv9_xIJVgaRLc3tpcFOsuZasddljpcW1eSAw6Y3ozMKJx5SZHEUqXhY7znEv5JUM1xBqaOZ-TJTmKiKU8afkynEq6u2NclQ/s960/tumblr_271414fbfd71fe8ef8f49b187f8e7053_567efb98_640.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="567" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0dmdk0RQ_Rih8FGhNuBGlT78sU6pHFQQa72ZYHDv6c1QENp8DBHTZmmzbXTxZw8KXPP5tOD87Ls4plDM0r9ZE4zmSwW01qv9_xIJVgaRLc3tpcFOsuZasddljpcW1eSAw6Y3ozMKJx5SZHEUqXhY7znEv5JUM1xBqaOZ-TJTmKiKU8afkynEq6u2NclQ/w378-h640/tumblr_271414fbfd71fe8ef8f49b187f8e7053_567efb98_640.jpg" width="378" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Beefy.</div><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnlkLFZxiKBvSdy-ezV_YRxWm71YFc_bzmVxyE29HghaS6eR27ztZJNY1d1XVEudWFiA7v-4cwbWB8lNcwF3ZOcqyKE69FfaMw_0oXOSqvqm02KzlszRe2aNHsDr3j88oL-VAzxwaWdHYXqxDwfZHJzjyckJgJNZ9TTVtgVwyY_IJ2OfUTqULxo03DlMU/s1905/tumblr_6600ef4a68cab29be51b7d6939e9ad23_64c9e518_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1905" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnlkLFZxiKBvSdy-ezV_YRxWm71YFc_bzmVxyE29HghaS6eR27ztZJNY1d1XVEudWFiA7v-4cwbWB8lNcwF3ZOcqyKE69FfaMw_0oXOSqvqm02KzlszRe2aNHsDr3j88oL-VAzxwaWdHYXqxDwfZHJzjyckJgJNZ9TTVtgVwyY_IJ2OfUTqULxo03DlMU/w430-h640/tumblr_6600ef4a68cab29be51b7d6939e9ad23_64c9e518_1280.jpg" width="430" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I just love those dimples right above a man's butt.</div><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4xZHMSh5tqOLe2kEgS7syBgFWr1mZUpW6YQXoZes808xhTB3J6YeIfTqOej1Tlhpny9LkOCrCTcDLuxjkviirlgNc9UTq8oc88m-jKJwzw1Pr7l7pmBjYb2NIdQWyz3rDczKrKxRbIHO55JY45H0SNrAjYxhP9PhUcdvtG-kLZ6wQiJK0t0fhFFzlU2A/s794/tumblr_6ec398c96e03116d121116806f7700b4_f6faae48_640.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="794" data-original-width="595" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4xZHMSh5tqOLe2kEgS7syBgFWr1mZUpW6YQXoZes808xhTB3J6YeIfTqOej1Tlhpny9LkOCrCTcDLuxjkviirlgNc9UTq8oc88m-jKJwzw1Pr7l7pmBjYb2NIdQWyz3rDczKrKxRbIHO55JY45H0SNrAjYxhP9PhUcdvtG-kLZ6wQiJK0t0fhFFzlU2A/w480-h640/tumblr_6ec398c96e03116d121116806f7700b4_f6faae48_640.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I hope some rich old man is paying top dollar for that prime pussy.</div><p><br /></p>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-41090213759080403822024-02-22T23:20:00.000-08:002024-02-22T23:24:24.034-08:00In Which We Writ Small<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5mKxIrmbAbTL_4tz4cKrWOgA9P_5T1Dtr3LcPF4dq3ZsiBD5J7ICCBCDbJ8uQ5S4JV8FEz2hQAzFgt5tGaa4N3k81TJbmRJT7jMgv2x_id-8cXEeDH2xZKrC1NN9Atc7N-3gi0sowwaqI7da59gJR4cgz_96bB5nq5IZVFMN-vnZO7GquSnTIqkyrc0Q/s600/image.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="509" data-original-width="600" height="542" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5mKxIrmbAbTL_4tz4cKrWOgA9P_5T1Dtr3LcPF4dq3ZsiBD5J7ICCBCDbJ8uQ5S4JV8FEz2hQAzFgt5tGaa4N3k81TJbmRJT7jMgv2x_id-8cXEeDH2xZKrC1NN9Atc7N-3gi0sowwaqI7da59gJR4cgz_96bB5nq5IZVFMN-vnZO7GquSnTIqkyrc0Q/w640-h542/image.png" width="640" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p>The recent chill and wet weather has conspired to make my nose run like it's being paid overtime. It flows pretty much year round anyway, but lately it seems to have taken on a new urgency. Anytime I bend my head even slightly it feels like the tide has decided to go out. When I die, please tell them to list the cause of death as "drowned" instead of "crazy old man bullshit."</p><p>I got exactly as far in writing this post as the word "bullshit" above when I took a break. I do that, I take lots of breaks. Unfortunately, when I eventually wandered back into writing mode, I realized I had completely forgotten what I had planned to write about here. Oops. I am pretty sure, despite the lead paragraph, that I was not going to focus on my mucus. Also, in journalism school, they taught us to spell the first paragraph of a story as "lede." I have no idea why.</p><p>Considering how short these posts are, it's sort of amazing how long it takes me to scratch them out. But that's always how my creative process (if you could call it that) has worked. At my job, when I would write a press release (a chore that popped up on the regular because, well, it was my job) I always had to allot sufficient time for wandering around the office while wrestling with synonyms for "small business" even though early on I did discover how to spell the word "entrepreneur." </p><p>I would saunter away from my desk and make laps around the office thinking press release thoughts. I have no idea what my coworkers made of this, but I didn't like most of them anyway. A big part of my rambles involved avoiding the jerks and checking in on my friends. I always got the releases out on time and I got in some exercise. It was a win-win all around.</p><p>Now that I have retired and am a free man, my writing is still kind of peripatetic, but now I can take 4 days to write 4 paragraphs and I don't have to worry about my erratic punctuation and spelling, all of which suits me just fine. But no matter how casual I am about a deadline, or lack thereof, I still really need to have a topic even if it is how I absolutely do not have one.</p><p>Guys worth writing about:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVyZ3wWVTSMp9M6LuClWrtX5CXtx3J8yjo2IL-boYbnPNNWU88OK4DMCSERiWSL69ILwWrk3pvnTopLNN1-b0wWXzdJJxQEpiFPextw2OKxQPyyqQqqxlli0CgwbYr3bbZYi4a4R40rs5cRGgHOSq9aSJxJDgs8iO0EA79-irTAl76Q2auBK265-lAvGA/s1125/1679001783_naked-titis-org-p-christian-power-naked-erotika-vkontakte-3.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1125" data-original-width="750" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVyZ3wWVTSMp9M6LuClWrtX5CXtx3J8yjo2IL-boYbnPNNWU88OK4DMCSERiWSL69ILwWrk3pvnTopLNN1-b0wWXzdJJxQEpiFPextw2OKxQPyyqQqqxlli0CgwbYr3bbZYi4a4R40rs5cRGgHOSq9aSJxJDgs8iO0EA79-irTAl76Q2auBK265-lAvGA/w426-h640/1679001783_naked-titis-org-p-christian-power-naked-erotika-vkontakte-3.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Christian Power, which has to be one of the more amusing <i>nom de smut</i> I have run into.</div><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyjz1xCCY4R02BRjZrd_olUtdg_ucdSYDWncdC7RX_wSwJ1Z1KtRW5CyeYDd6pHl-jP-W11whY1Sx0G8EOZZxfFouQpbXh3imkTDFmmslB5pHlkTOVKY8Q4uSvs2iMJd3Dn19BiLbaQMD5xZHaAmd8INEr1E4lCrAicTzI7rJYaEIiUlPFlBkBbiMsyoc/s1350/tumblr_6f4816c7cb874865ee83b5a61ab9798b_5831b886_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1350" data-original-width="1080" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyjz1xCCY4R02BRjZrd_olUtdg_ucdSYDWncdC7RX_wSwJ1Z1KtRW5CyeYDd6pHl-jP-W11whY1Sx0G8EOZZxfFouQpbXh3imkTDFmmslB5pHlkTOVKY8Q4uSvs2iMJd3Dn19BiLbaQMD5xZHaAmd8INEr1E4lCrAicTzI7rJYaEIiUlPFlBkBbiMsyoc/w512-h640/tumblr_6f4816c7cb874865ee83b5a61ab9798b_5831b886_1280.jpg" width="512" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Surfer dudes, always a welcome sight in mrpeenee's universe.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvt1pZ8UEg5btxkCu3fSTJzxHN8ihKUx2pOvJGxyvf9QUQBlMXUwgqRzHA5PVzYFNgafOYtt8daZP5eIotnwn3uVkXnpGBc7YE-XWx_CtWOXOdNYpoY8leup9YaMHIbNKCrsqtPEPE-G4u1EEsjORPGluTyLhZuxIx9uBtZb2XbhF0A3PdJwt0ticnjMc/s750/tumblr_or08kgwviq1tjvd1mo1_500.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="750" data-original-width="464" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvt1pZ8UEg5btxkCu3fSTJzxHN8ihKUx2pOvJGxyvf9QUQBlMXUwgqRzHA5PVzYFNgafOYtt8daZP5eIotnwn3uVkXnpGBc7YE-XWx_CtWOXOdNYpoY8leup9YaMHIbNKCrsqtPEPE-G4u1EEsjORPGluTyLhZuxIx9uBtZb2XbhF0A3PdJwt0ticnjMc/w396-h640/tumblr_or08kgwviq1tjvd1mo1_500.jpg" width="396" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Once again, I'm pretty sure I knew this guy's name at one point, but it eludes me now.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPCswt-X7ue_Bw9aCqSuysurTDnGf9KfHw3kiv9z-mihsQm11shCsQDskVmegFh-DvrRYMRH5Tg0zlnXALb5qBhpVX84hS8k3ddggBXdwtE6GicXp33v8suajGPQaJdylREtREwDZ-wPpWpBHOR3IPKf-EJV1scJ-rYWlrQ1y8WeS8-H8EV8YlmdDqChc/s750/tumblr_6e2b536fe37bbd25bad3f6fc55acd51c_3a43865a_500.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="750" data-original-width="500" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPCswt-X7ue_Bw9aCqSuysurTDnGf9KfHw3kiv9z-mihsQm11shCsQDskVmegFh-DvrRYMRH5Tg0zlnXALb5qBhpVX84hS8k3ddggBXdwtE6GicXp33v8suajGPQaJdylREtREwDZ-wPpWpBHOR3IPKf-EJV1scJ-rYWlrQ1y8WeS8-H8EV8YlmdDqChc/w426-h640/tumblr_6e2b536fe37bbd25bad3f6fc55acd51c_3a43865a_500.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Winter has been unusually mild, even by San Francisco standards. I have not worn a sweater all winter.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwwV0oc0V7SJ9WtLcFaE676LO9Z3NBFuxkEIVguRqaP1Hskg-cLPVuqWIUUg8Ey0vYrU-hmmbgAkkyRPmckmIsSttvMzCJxaTJ9EYGJUuOLQJnsdpicMTKbo9uRU3zhkd-if3HA28XIrq99t2en-vLfpj_xivnQlAlvCdY06KUQTbeAh7W_3HmARiAcAc/s820/tumblr_4db1323dc39a9c0fdd362e9807488348_0b030664_640.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="820" data-original-width="575" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwwV0oc0V7SJ9WtLcFaE676LO9Z3NBFuxkEIVguRqaP1Hskg-cLPVuqWIUUg8Ey0vYrU-hmmbgAkkyRPmckmIsSttvMzCJxaTJ9EYGJUuOLQJnsdpicMTKbo9uRU3zhkd-if3HA28XIrq99t2en-vLfpj_xivnQlAlvCdY06KUQTbeAh7W_3HmARiAcAc/w448-h640/tumblr_4db1323dc39a9c0fdd362e9807488348_0b030664_640.jpg" width="448" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Beefy, with extra big feet for you freaks.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-VYlQ-SIJ0UsX-0ArOZ2JSz_LUOBw2t39RYGG-6uF5DwMhg3z1eyjIrYLfgMfIFGwvYZXq57mOyWSlFvOMBT8PRQNGI4DDxUwl8u092nm8GR7pb8IPNO3HdidDEYUVmvSjeA7tN-0gYHB1i0Gx6qcCl4fp_pehomawzKAextU974b3zsJbRnfBvu5e6s/s800/Omer05.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="776" data-original-width="800" height="620" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-VYlQ-SIJ0UsX-0ArOZ2JSz_LUOBw2t39RYGG-6uF5DwMhg3z1eyjIrYLfgMfIFGwvYZXq57mOyWSlFvOMBT8PRQNGI4DDxUwl8u092nm8GR7pb8IPNO3HdidDEYUVmvSjeA7tN-0gYHB1i0Gx6qcCl4fp_pehomawzKAextU974b3zsJbRnfBvu5e6s/w640-h620/Omer05.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Everybody likes breakfast.</div><p><br /></p>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-14639415015306987592024-02-16T17:33:00.000-08:002024-02-16T17:33:01.349-08:00In Which We Play Doctor<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQXcDgJgfvmQtv-csf8tI0nPDJ0iyLKaw6KfjoXw4MMgf1C-cMMO1kDuHPNNWvonJZaAjODDgCNOKApwp2Um1oJtTufeWa8SwlFscTemnQi1tAOTa9FpLDMSexdUL5FEj8kFJ47o6DXn0R6GMK6apKhjzq9iqwBfqweIdsmjf04h8tH0uzQwTpS24IEpA/s600/ExCd0lCXEAUPe0B.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="338" data-original-width="600" height="360" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQXcDgJgfvmQtv-csf8tI0nPDJ0iyLKaw6KfjoXw4MMgf1C-cMMO1kDuHPNNWvonJZaAjODDgCNOKApwp2Um1oJtTufeWa8SwlFscTemnQi1tAOTa9FpLDMSexdUL5FEj8kFJ47o6DXn0R6GMK6apKhjzq9iqwBfqweIdsmjf04h8tH0uzQwTpS24IEpA/w640-h360/ExCd0lCXEAUPe0B.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /> Did I tell you about the Uber I recently had where I, minding my own business, suddenly realized the musical entertainment was a Christian rock radio station. Dude, really? Could we maybe change to heathen R&B? Agnostic jazz? Something that doesn't include the word "praise" quite so often or quote some fairy tale from the bible.<p></p><p>I have been spending quite some time with Uber of late. Part of the joys of being an old man are the abundance of doctor's appointments that I get to enjoy. Waiting rooms all across San Francisco have become known to me. When I was younger, I would pass the time by rearranging the furniture in them more to my liking, but now I just sit there and sulk.</p><p>But mrpeenee, I hear you ask, what is the point of these medical rendezvous? Oh, this and that, most of it expensive and usually painful. I had to get my trigger point injection in my back cause the first one had finally worn off and also which, ouch. </p><p>Speaking of ouch, I had to get the various bits of sun damage spread out over my hide checked on. As a small blonde child growing up on the Gulf Coast, I had plenty of blistered skin and my frequent sunburns are coming back to haunt me. Discolored lumps and bumps now litter any patch of skin that was ever exposed to the sun. My doctor refers to them as barnacles. Hilarious sweetie, absolutely side splitting.</p><p>You deal with these by taking liquid nitrogen on a q-tip and dabbing it on the offending lump. The nitrogen cauterizes said lump ("cauterize" is a fancy word for "burn that shit off" and it is exactly as much fun as it sounds.) I always exaggerated the discomfort and would squeal and berate my doctor for humorous effect. My original practitioner was always quick with the dabbing part so we could move on to my theatrics. My current doctor apparently feels the need to be more thorough and will cheerfully swab away like it's some arts and crafts project. I want to explain to her that this is not some hobby, but I'm so busy gritting my teeth I can't quite get around to it.</p><p>Also, I had to go to the chiropractor, but since that's mostly just a gossiping, I don't really mind it.</p><p>Medically necessitated naked guys:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZ8Ah7WwVU39lCopVJFrtXaUys9FlgUwBf6GxiQznNxi602tcULncYo3hc5-U43a-l9F1nqIRw07nB8Qo0tafJOhD4m8gWIXcgDFiEqGFhdMd2VGxp-fr0Psg9yTtJAssJr-2yp1tHRu025lB8dPEEgofleaQoS022lml9_zRjYsQHkH8YkVCViB13xeY/s825/tumblr_1efad7134d6955b2300ac7a52eefdbf2_1b25438a_640.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="825" data-original-width="550" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZ8Ah7WwVU39lCopVJFrtXaUys9FlgUwBf6GxiQznNxi602tcULncYo3hc5-U43a-l9F1nqIRw07nB8Qo0tafJOhD4m8gWIXcgDFiEqGFhdMd2VGxp-fr0Psg9yTtJAssJr-2yp1tHRu025lB8dPEEgofleaQoS022lml9_zRjYsQHkH8YkVCViB13xeY/w426-h640/tumblr_1efad7134d6955b2300ac7a52eefdbf2_1b25438a_640.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">The weather continues to insist on being winter.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0K-D6XBwlLP4M8l-7dvCrgCbxWUZO_Mh73fgUzqdfmKOZ2HwzCzKMdxC9B68W0vSFwyagoU_8GSdwYFd7bv5efVphfWUTxSa80st1B9Kl5XxylknU15lYKdzw7sRxfo7PW4iflU_O0WhZpFIMO675PTCtoSve4Vwh3P9D0u17c4_YYQtlGVbGCjs7u2Y/s1066/tumblr_5af3f73f775ef947fc82b68b2fc12271_b3a93235_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1066" data-original-width="800" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0K-D6XBwlLP4M8l-7dvCrgCbxWUZO_Mh73fgUzqdfmKOZ2HwzCzKMdxC9B68W0vSFwyagoU_8GSdwYFd7bv5efVphfWUTxSa80st1B9Kl5XxylknU15lYKdzw7sRxfo7PW4iflU_O0WhZpFIMO675PTCtoSve4Vwh3P9D0u17c4_YYQtlGVbGCjs7u2Y/w480-h640/tumblr_5af3f73f775ef947fc82b68b2fc12271_b3a93235_1280.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I forget his name, which just seems like rank ingratitude, sorry.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3NQ2rkJ2MlTsdw6tX7z4RlECeGYLSL2StXBkuwjW8hIS5F8DOQ3sBqxNZUwRjc0l91GYkmA0JcbwefHb8YrzOLMQ0m7DXBgJsfS-gCsNdJqN0ZYYfiK78_JxRkUjToMMkyjeQZMZdxw5tUn6B8U4J3sKGKsuJBshPcuX_nnd96-GG0xyEkZ1qxKORIGo/s1280/tumblr_223cf1a8978e7038340743c6c42b2339_dbc99fd8_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="849" data-original-width="1280" height="424" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3NQ2rkJ2MlTsdw6tX7z4RlECeGYLSL2StXBkuwjW8hIS5F8DOQ3sBqxNZUwRjc0l91GYkmA0JcbwefHb8YrzOLMQ0m7DXBgJsfS-gCsNdJqN0ZYYfiK78_JxRkUjToMMkyjeQZMZdxw5tUn6B8U4J3sKGKsuJBshPcuX_nnd96-GG0xyEkZ1qxKORIGo/w640-h424/tumblr_223cf1a8978e7038340743c6c42b2339_dbc99fd8_1280.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Serious buttchops.</div><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmDbmEOtW3wRXdS0O1eSOS2P4atZwte9_inWqCnlABAiXf9paauTxggrPIc_FepU219MY3REaeAZAyM87Wzuvbe-a61ZNfTev318lzUgSnYHKNM3y3JLxX9QlX0L3B1N9nS67wWc-IAi5j2-dab0I09gtYqp_hxOeJw5QbWpBjI3pey2y0Tonp44Q8sio/s705/tumblr_98af2729637e8d64045951bda6cebc83_00fd399a_640.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="705" data-original-width="624" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmDbmEOtW3wRXdS0O1eSOS2P4atZwte9_inWqCnlABAiXf9paauTxggrPIc_FepU219MY3REaeAZAyM87Wzuvbe-a61ZNfTev318lzUgSnYHKNM3y3JLxX9QlX0L3B1N9nS67wWc-IAi5j2-dab0I09gtYqp_hxOeJw5QbWpBjI3pey2y0Tonp44Q8sio/w566-h640/tumblr_98af2729637e8d64045951bda6cebc83_00fd399a_640.jpg" width="566" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Even the most tasteful interiors are improved with the addition of a beefy young man.</div><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbKw58lQeWqiIUGx9I7DXFSz6peE7-q2PTJq8bEy_q08ilb8oL1sn4rfPXTxOFCxHIYOiTpT9to2tvqMRYGjSaNmDd3RPUZ5bbc3q32YegXbHysDotqUQWdsEhY5nEuPb7ychRoxNG1vSyxjZsu6QojGMBtR7znbPhcwn1X3fJfUEspc8sd2o4pCwF22c/s657/tumblr_61c981c96df0d03a386d9a3475e13ced_73ebdfbb_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="441" data-original-width="657" height="430" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbKw58lQeWqiIUGx9I7DXFSz6peE7-q2PTJq8bEy_q08ilb8oL1sn4rfPXTxOFCxHIYOiTpT9to2tvqMRYGjSaNmDd3RPUZ5bbc3q32YegXbHysDotqUQWdsEhY5nEuPb7ychRoxNG1vSyxjZsu6QojGMBtR7znbPhcwn1X3fJfUEspc8sd2o4pCwF22c/w640-h430/tumblr_61c981c96df0d03a386d9a3475e13ced_73ebdfbb_500.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Once again, redhead pussy is simply irresistible.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsUQINuqVU2cCRgUr8imDkhFX7LUMD66BFdjgjusf96LawvzdVNtukutZuOzQnLYMgj45zLiKW9mCjHtwmI0nFeQF2FnDMahoaTyZR26rtgw8sDzwbmd3JlUJlDuPhPiW7N587SRPFqqI9bGj3tq7XE7JDeb-KRkCYMwumYDjExwPhACP9igY0JvAjEp4/s960/tumblr_a8b7928dc15fa932e0200ad84e72bded_6e61c46f_640.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="638" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsUQINuqVU2cCRgUr8imDkhFX7LUMD66BFdjgjusf96LawvzdVNtukutZuOzQnLYMgj45zLiKW9mCjHtwmI0nFeQF2FnDMahoaTyZR26rtgw8sDzwbmd3JlUJlDuPhPiW7N587SRPFqqI9bGj3tq7XE7JDeb-KRkCYMwumYDjExwPhACP9igY0JvAjEp4/w426-h640/tumblr_a8b7928dc15fa932e0200ad84e72bded_6e61c46f_640.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Also I had to go the eye doctor because my computer glasses aren't working. So frustrating when I am trying to mine the nude dudes of Tumblr.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsxrwJZhR921GAqCKtT1-zybsfvfITBBhoe39U0qENB8c_xgZDELuKb3dz1dEES-DTRtgrbPIag1NgrWWCl8kOHF8_TRQJHuAKBOAD6OufxUJlCbI-YJpHEimq69N2ppbP33q_hpocsSUDh_Kol8A7rMamoxrvSUk3KKX4kgQ0KGh6pgMKk40gWwEAGXM/s1338/tumblr_eb17bfc9f66746832febddb202eebb44_128d050e_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1338" data-original-width="1079" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsxrwJZhR921GAqCKtT1-zybsfvfITBBhoe39U0qENB8c_xgZDELuKb3dz1dEES-DTRtgrbPIag1NgrWWCl8kOHF8_TRQJHuAKBOAD6OufxUJlCbI-YJpHEimq69N2ppbP33q_hpocsSUDh_Kol8A7rMamoxrvSUk3KKX4kgQ0KGh6pgMKk40gWwEAGXM/w516-h640/tumblr_eb17bfc9f66746832febddb202eebb44_128d050e_1280.jpg" width="516" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">But somethings even I can see.</div><p><br /></p>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-29793773163923650332024-02-08T23:57:00.000-08:002024-02-09T00:03:17.797-08:00In Which We Try to Fly<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYws9Fkwc8VmYU8ofn4nS8ptotcuUnrJ6150pocX3RWE1vzS8uo-AA9CZ578SeHqGnn7tT_QT9XtO7CfzmzwOSmh4Tt-H-zUCirqNyPqnrBOlPjrnzOKs612T3qGHfkLSZH_JNwO_o4rCQZyVJRdVWFlnqw2TEoQFgXgDUIOlz5q87SCVtCwXAtxH3cQ4/s605/tumblr_65c2bdf080dd8774564103dc2cfc2156_c087e30b_500.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="605" data-original-width="500" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYws9Fkwc8VmYU8ofn4nS8ptotcuUnrJ6150pocX3RWE1vzS8uo-AA9CZ578SeHqGnn7tT_QT9XtO7CfzmzwOSmh4Tt-H-zUCirqNyPqnrBOlPjrnzOKs612T3qGHfkLSZH_JNwO_o4rCQZyVJRdVWFlnqw2TEoQFgXgDUIOlz5q87SCVtCwXAtxH3cQ4/w528-h640/tumblr_65c2bdf080dd8774564103dc2cfc2156_c087e30b_500.jpg" width="528" /></a></div><p></p><p>Fred and I wrapped up our very amusing trip to LA (I had short ribs four times in four different ways in the three days that we spent there. Don't ask me, I don't know how these things happen.) We woke up Monday morning to make our way to the airport and that's when our gay little adventure came tumbling down. Isn't that always just the way?</p><p>The whole weekend the news had been full of rack and ruin predictions about a great big storm that blew in Saturday night. I had ignored all of the weather related hysterics; I grew up in the swamps of East Texas and I am not impressed with rain storms unless they actually have sharks aloft in them. Los Angeles is a desert community and I figured the angelinos were simply unfamiliar with the concept of precipitation.</p><p>Sure enough, the storm blew in Sunday, and you know what? It was rain. Fred went out with some friends but I stayed in the hotel and had lunch in the nice little dining room and was very cozy.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE8w5XBobw4kK2YxJZhKKBQV4ZKchSm9r2vqe4SSwK6U8u0OhhDawZoUBmPScphwUxA-AsZ1vLBHkJb3u1p2Ullf2xcDbGa7LNxULdbaDOlTEVkfa7dBgfmb9tTQSn16D1iRA80daeaCufWrSqaMBrlSTHikxqmBBQSF4rvqUn-8YH3y28BgG9le20WT4/s4032/IMG_20240204_145224.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE8w5XBobw4kK2YxJZhKKBQV4ZKchSm9r2vqe4SSwK6U8u0OhhDawZoUBmPScphwUxA-AsZ1vLBHkJb3u1p2Ullf2xcDbGa7LNxULdbaDOlTEVkfa7dBgfmb9tTQSn16D1iRA80daeaCufWrSqaMBrlSTHikxqmBBQSF4rvqUn-8YH3y28BgG9le20WT4/w300-h400/IMG_20240204_145224.jpg" width="300" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Luncheon is served.</i></div><p>We were supposed to fly out at noon on Monday, but weather conditions delayed our flight till 2:00. No big deal right? We got to the airport and our departure started slipping back further and further with weather delays continuing to be blamed. Finally about 5:00, the airline announced "oh you know what, never mind, your flight is canceled."</p><p>While my fellow passenger panicked and griped, Fred got in line at the ticket counter to pry our bags out of Alaska airlines' nasty little hands and I started scrambling to get another flight out. We were at Burbank airport and they were zero more flights that night, but I found a United one leaving out of Los Angeles International (LAX) around 8:00 pm.</p><p>Before I could even feel relieved, my phone decided it was tired and wanted a break. I had spent the time we were hanging around playing games on my traitorous phone and now it was dying. I hustled over to an outlet and plugged the charger in, only to find that in the 90 seconds it had taken me to get my charger going, the seats were no longer available. The only option was an even later flight at 10:30. Fine.</p><p>LAX is on the far side of Los Angeles from Burbank, but we made it over there in about an hour and cleared security in record time so that we could go and settle in at the gate. That's when we slammed into the world's most miserable seating. The whole terminal is very new and part of the decorating involved chairs that were both modern and lumpy. I spent almost 4 hours in them and never did find a comfortable position.</p><p>By the time the gate agent announced in funereal tones that our flight was delayed (AGAIN. It's not even the same fucking airport, How could this bad luck have trailed after us?) Fred was seriously beginning to fade. The combination of chemo and cancer has been hard on the poor little thing. He was crumpling like a balloon at the end of a very long birthday party and I was starting to wonder what one does if one's companion simply collapses in the particular hell that is an airport.</p><p>Let us just skip over the misery of those few hours, including the part where I made Fred just lie down on the floor because there was no where else to settle. In the end, miraculously, we made it back to our own little cow town and never has it seemed so welcome. My suitcase disappeared, but by that point I was perfectly willing to abandon it and all the dirty clothes it held. I just wanted to return to the embrace of my own bed, my own pillow, and my own toilet.</p><p>Guys:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7h0-XSVkOIwJ7QZlu6uhOhu3LI4H1Q3voAcA-wjMXhLezGUCAuVCu5jfZ1m2gDkQ3C6RFeDtn6hs_LcLcYLaDKUaIcKWB4SUgZrFECSenPNCDRe86Lafs83JS2-_TPsfqB6g5FK6Y7RX9qo3YV7H1-XFDs5G9vXo6V-lNKBkEvGjcJmhbjJRuFjwt5EQ/s1920/tumblr_7ec78a427ce17df92c9324e47737ad04_1ef5f0d9_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1920" data-original-width="1272" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7h0-XSVkOIwJ7QZlu6uhOhu3LI4H1Q3voAcA-wjMXhLezGUCAuVCu5jfZ1m2gDkQ3C6RFeDtn6hs_LcLcYLaDKUaIcKWB4SUgZrFECSenPNCDRe86Lafs83JS2-_TPsfqB6g5FK6Y7RX9qo3YV7H1-XFDs5G9vXo6V-lNKBkEvGjcJmhbjJRuFjwt5EQ/w424-h640/tumblr_7ec78a427ce17df92c9324e47737ad04_1ef5f0d9_1280.jpg" width="424" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Why you looking so sad sweetie? Have the aviation gods turned against you too?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEievFyXWjmJxGYLd8GsVdZrUP_OnCcqZtvLSQnbDZyiCNlIrWHwUKhJVRQ-gioliSVwF7gwmnJvQ3QK0KFfFbIDVS_ahedxiJ5ODIuDmTVY47gICmjwQBYnjmiIgOVguzqQGjkn8wgzrMCUgP39LScuOp__JihA-bat_kUMmu63oqoO7VWfrcoBfuuohok/s400/9419.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="400" data-original-width="267" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEievFyXWjmJxGYLd8GsVdZrUP_OnCcqZtvLSQnbDZyiCNlIrWHwUKhJVRQ-gioliSVwF7gwmnJvQ3QK0KFfFbIDVS_ahedxiJ5ODIuDmTVY47gICmjwQBYnjmiIgOVguzqQGjkn8wgzrMCUgP39LScuOp__JihA-bat_kUMmu63oqoO7VWfrcoBfuuohok/w428-h640/9419.jpg" width="428" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Tight jeans and a voluptuous ass, it's a match made in heaven.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglB3rJYKSGJC8uI0JkLbyxqwjHXHJxWq56fLl75NCR_ZtdsB2IVTqVey63d6dcSPgX8cnPtf7UkVihNMruY42kJQutYQKiKYEZl83AK0XZvLPDrmILhnBsGnhywjTOV59ZAGNn1z_Dhwdvv8Lf5KD80HhAoq3UUjqIkk6v_1Xfg3Uc_QrCgsbLR66VYDQ/s968/tumblr_2402b43a19c9519daee0917c95287401_10ab0d11_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="968" data-original-width="720" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglB3rJYKSGJC8uI0JkLbyxqwjHXHJxWq56fLl75NCR_ZtdsB2IVTqVey63d6dcSPgX8cnPtf7UkVihNMruY42kJQutYQKiKYEZl83AK0XZvLPDrmILhnBsGnhywjTOV59ZAGNn1z_Dhwdvv8Lf5KD80HhAoq3UUjqIkk6v_1Xfg3Uc_QrCgsbLR66VYDQ/w476-h640/tumblr_2402b43a19c9519daee0917c95287401_10ab0d11_1280.jpg" width="476" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Sorry, I don't have any naked names today, it's been a rough week.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiywqFqsm86fzeXp58AOj5Ey_cLxP7FfO1WFL_TGH2VNuKJwl3-9-VUXtSBNixIMnloJG8kfV4xNFzsgLLlrXCXLVB13eyrEiPe7Xk8URBC1egGsknkR9TSXfH_HmkVKVR0H6NFR5rVOJftC8l5r285hLTc0PAo6dNA-XIE8Iy66p8wxYmRBZn7O_JiHxA/s775/tumblr_nfro20wGwg1qfhku2o1_640.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="775" data-original-width="584" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiywqFqsm86fzeXp58AOj5Ey_cLxP7FfO1WFL_TGH2VNuKJwl3-9-VUXtSBNixIMnloJG8kfV4xNFzsgLLlrXCXLVB13eyrEiPe7Xk8URBC1egGsknkR9TSXfH_HmkVKVR0H6NFR5rVOJftC8l5r285hLTc0PAo6dNA-XIE8Iy66p8wxYmRBZn7O_JiHxA/w482-h640/tumblr_nfro20wGwg1qfhku2o1_640.jpg" width="482" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">You know what would have helped the LAX ordeal? This guy and 15 minutes in a spacious toilet.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeSqFHg8iYT8WoRo47UAYb4R4jFe4sWTOA_Y1kosOsW4w1jk6A59lGwthGjI8ymyYVUO7E4A5SBxHJPJzrUzQf9HYXE2DVeVbFHiqyIVrKQxkkVwmJRNpihI6Ed0JjEAs_P4xErWtfCVSDCPWOgi25UxNMpTV9IxEPKf1Xa8YBEyIF0kTsMPWdN98WvGo/s960/tumblr_a8b7928dc15fa932e0200ad84e72bded_6e61c46f_640.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="638" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeSqFHg8iYT8WoRo47UAYb4R4jFe4sWTOA_Y1kosOsW4w1jk6A59lGwthGjI8ymyYVUO7E4A5SBxHJPJzrUzQf9HYXE2DVeVbFHiqyIVrKQxkkVwmJRNpihI6Ed0JjEAs_P4xErWtfCVSDCPWOgi25UxNMpTV9IxEPKf1Xa8YBEyIF0kTsMPWdN98WvGo/w426-h640/tumblr_a8b7928dc15fa932e0200ad84e72bded_6e61c46f_640.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm in a black & white frame of mind.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8P9Kv9mzmdjCIncmRfdZppH_NnMRDxNtXl3U7l63h2Iy_IbCtZ00byA3qFViO4r43dzv5ZCf6UTqUswH34Wlsd-oCNn-o19R2ET1ssVLWnhjOBk6zsXY6ZrHXvG-GATRLuvAx-VO6Q9AkxJVpuCluvB4Yyr7-b5ZC5nloUsXqt5eC6DqB69efM5-ZqWs/s1050/tumblr_a4385cbd609f6379870fab8876c00548_383f25de_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1050" data-original-width="800" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8P9Kv9mzmdjCIncmRfdZppH_NnMRDxNtXl3U7l63h2Iy_IbCtZ00byA3qFViO4r43dzv5ZCf6UTqUswH34Wlsd-oCNn-o19R2ET1ssVLWnhjOBk6zsXY6ZrHXvG-GATRLuvAx-VO6Q9AkxJVpuCluvB4Yyr7-b5ZC5nloUsXqt5eC6DqB69efM5-ZqWs/w488-h640/tumblr_a4385cbd609f6379870fab8876c00548_383f25de_1280.jpg" width="488" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Dmitry Averyanov</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifUBMIMtpPo2cLNajBo1BMYZCeFClL8PhKIAMdBULxWqBK30X2dvIT0lp_SgTKkN2apNaQpbrMnlaqc7ZvbGuSjtjK-vHO3kOhUqI1an2tcyweA62TAkfwoJsMv6eOoGUXmDhztAiWzJAIHpj_4qbFYAswhClbgpOytGBsOhdZKpTtxAEdvyQ-zIJoIFE/s1080/tumblr_8db30db59fc6307260c0da5d2dba8c20_ec6d50e6_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1080" data-original-width="924" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifUBMIMtpPo2cLNajBo1BMYZCeFClL8PhKIAMdBULxWqBK30X2dvIT0lp_SgTKkN2apNaQpbrMnlaqc7ZvbGuSjtjK-vHO3kOhUqI1an2tcyweA62TAkfwoJsMv6eOoGUXmDhztAiWzJAIHpj_4qbFYAswhClbgpOytGBsOhdZKpTtxAEdvyQ-zIJoIFE/w548-h640/tumblr_8db30db59fc6307260c0da5d2dba8c20_ec6d50e6_1280.jpg" width="548" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">While in LA, I watched Those Who Wish Me Dead with the chaturbate movie club. It was pretty good.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-58846419895139298942024-02-02T10:55:00.000-08:002024-02-02T10:55:29.231-08:00In Which We Invade Hollywood <p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQIADrt_NWNzOzztIRaFRC2M4u0MEh9wBXsgoUcSMqweouQ_takt3-mMOJxP5VpTu0WGYxs45R938yNC9v_4ua6-gaccps2QcgsklNeLAH9TQ7e8ewjaizra2dv7Jej5fAVZBvdzcCXG8mbiBB9SDZ0-ioGApqCQtDIFdRk-zdjVry-6AxCVIjIsoyCwc/s800/postcard_losangeles.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="600" data-original-width="800" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQIADrt_NWNzOzztIRaFRC2M4u0MEh9wBXsgoUcSMqweouQ_takt3-mMOJxP5VpTu0WGYxs45R938yNC9v_4ua6-gaccps2QcgsklNeLAH9TQ7e8ewjaizra2dv7Jej5fAVZBvdzcCXG8mbiBB9SDZ0-ioGApqCQtDIFdRk-zdjVry-6AxCVIjIsoyCwc/w640-h480/postcard_losangeles.png" width="640" /></a></div> <p></p><p>Secret Agent Fred and I have journeyed down south to Los Angeles. Leaving San Francisco is not something I ever consider lightly, but Fred has started yet another round of chemo and was looking for a distraction. </p><p>We were scheduled to hit the road at noon, so I set my alarm for last minute o'clock. It startled me when it went off and I thought "What the hell is THAT? Do I have something to do today?" Fortunately, before I could roll over and fall back asleep, I remembered our travel plans. Oh, mrpeenee, you are just a card </p><p>The airport was exactly what it always is: frantically rushing to squeeze through the most stressful part of the trip immediately followed by sitting around being bored, with a $6 bag of Skittles.</p><p>We are snuggled in at a sweet little hotel I like in West Hollywood, the gay ghetto of LA. At one time, Fred and I would have been out terrorizing the queer bars, but now we have settled for ice cream from room service.</p><p>Plans are vague (what a surprise for the two of us) except to hang out with friends who have the questionable taste to live here. Fred and I made some cheap talk about museum visiting. We'll see.</p><p>Also, every time I type something that starts with a "t" my auto correct immediately jumps to the conclusion that I am writing about tacos. I will take that as a sign and plan on Mexican food while we're here. As if that is a surprise.</p><p>Fellow travelers:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtzaUPm2WMOjAMJ_bJqaz29-pZww98Fk59qDapOGrpdzlDaNub1GcbiLtyTf99htx63WU4x4HZpiGfoOU5VV2IdyIK5MA2O236dEu2xu6JNRw523Pud8X8FNRXX7q9yHU_ARkI4AI7LRCp6dUkrvt086h1XEAPT5drFMZXcJhNAlwvjfDCgWSC9DFb5to/s800/You-All-Want-To-See-Brandy-Martignago-Naked-And-Hard-4-600x800.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="800" data-original-width="600" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtzaUPm2WMOjAMJ_bJqaz29-pZww98Fk59qDapOGrpdzlDaNub1GcbiLtyTf99htx63WU4x4HZpiGfoOU5VV2IdyIK5MA2O236dEu2xu6JNRw523Pud8X8FNRXX7q9yHU_ARkI4AI7LRCp6dUkrvt086h1XEAPT5drFMZXcJhNAlwvjfDCgWSC9DFb5to/w480-h640/You-All-Want-To-See-Brandy-Martignago-Naked-And-Hard-4-600x800.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Brandy Martignago, looking all SoCal.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0Ou4o4YCxsjIyQVIgE9wcCbBr9XCSL80o-Zp-I4soh2ZXN1PerGwEhDrqcGo_cyui6QqmSaX_EJdP9X7ztAnjzHQ8CgAb8C4GiO0tvXRlwa9JuBcdKx1gIR6kk9gqpb7RZ4tm13ddUPod5IH13A2rqPbbA3rg7nBn6nEKAGy0FA-v2lWAXJavxswNP-M/s1200/728340.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1200" data-original-width="1185" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0Ou4o4YCxsjIyQVIgE9wcCbBr9XCSL80o-Zp-I4soh2ZXN1PerGwEhDrqcGo_cyui6QqmSaX_EJdP9X7ztAnjzHQ8CgAb8C4GiO0tvXRlwa9JuBcdKx1gIR6kk9gqpb7RZ4tm13ddUPod5IH13A2rqPbbA3rg7nBn6nEKAGy0FA-v2lWAXJavxswNP-M/w632-h640/728340.jpg" width="632" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">The extra beefy buttchops of Buck Hayes.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyand9NHPaub7-F5ENydnvxpOwSh294ml-cePHgN6RzkoOr626qnR30F1_ZTI9GE31u3pyTB3yd46MNB4Tgl8kRAIsEv-ypTGSzyek3OgvdcAW97lQnEdQTJCIp8qMvDGeex1p5oYpgt6w7RFoeJ9bjw5HeZd7bsWJq2Q1MD0xXCStKsMn0wey3MlbUDk/s889/Naked-Fun-With-Uncut-Muscle-Man-Gianluigi-Volti-3-600x889.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="889" data-original-width="600" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyand9NHPaub7-F5ENydnvxpOwSh294ml-cePHgN6RzkoOr626qnR30F1_ZTI9GE31u3pyTB3yd46MNB4Tgl8kRAIsEv-ypTGSzyek3OgvdcAW97lQnEdQTJCIp8qMvDGeex1p5oYpgt6w7RFoeJ9bjw5HeZd7bsWJq2Q1MD0xXCStKsMn0wey3MlbUDk/w432-h640/Naked-Fun-With-Uncut-Muscle-Man-Gianluigi-Volti-3-600x889.jpg" width="432" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Gianluigi Volti before his regrettable clown tats.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjT2jXHOku1iC0-FTtAqZw6z63pd4BVnuqYLCsOoc5I_qQ7z5VuK3V-x9P7vTczYDJGxbr0V55xZWTp2_MK9Ur10UfhkgJBKNn_YokV_5dtZlG9jGnICdY2E9avqVTgkRosahR-hXXWPZqw47-Z8EWtI-_dt93htXFcVhHrezUds4pacPPrfUbPCQA2WsM/s1099/tumblr_39b1b9e3fa58ee5cd00d2043062b4a61_1f786d6e_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1008" data-original-width="1099" height="588" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjT2jXHOku1iC0-FTtAqZw6z63pd4BVnuqYLCsOoc5I_qQ7z5VuK3V-x9P7vTczYDJGxbr0V55xZWTp2_MK9Ur10UfhkgJBKNn_YokV_5dtZlG9jGnICdY2E9avqVTgkRosahR-hXXWPZqw47-Z8EWtI-_dt93htXFcVhHrezUds4pacPPrfUbPCQA2WsM/w640-h588/tumblr_39b1b9e3fa58ee5cd00d2043062b4a61_1f786d6e_1280.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Anonymous, but artsy, ass.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQeY24K7zcLaRh0un_oCeGKSPdkeAa5Gi-RIjxq8NF2FFoyRfY-6eql6usgpfZBl5mrtQs0Xym-r-EfRR63u-9lVhoSa6axpQFGA2GOq2449tC3lR-lWHiG9WBcWgzQveYKb69q7LxSAPE6hH0XWcFlT0WKL-XcbfUr79zIr0eXQRnce0JNWfhVGiMlU8/s900/daniele_montana-lucaskazan4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="600" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQeY24K7zcLaRh0un_oCeGKSPdkeAa5Gi-RIjxq8NF2FFoyRfY-6eql6usgpfZBl5mrtQs0Xym-r-EfRR63u-9lVhoSa6axpQFGA2GOq2449tC3lR-lWHiG9WBcWgzQveYKb69q7LxSAPE6hH0XWcFlT0WKL-XcbfUr79zIr0eXQRnce0JNWfhVGiMlU8/w426-h640/daniele_montana-lucaskazan4.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Daniele Montana looking extra pretty just for you.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqbJkRuz9gZwYL8OEfNOsX1e1dCX0-5_Kwm8c9IUB_uDHmCMBD8m3UthG60HRjLr_ID8STkbGdlOxyOL6tANQKI415LyCzfTKCElOkQB0rESwLmVH6Tqjt7lPF0YCSsW8d5ZriuBjpt1uaOIBUIcayBYKbh6AKP5JpZX_SnHitVOfyBYMAEtP1kYMO6oo/s1280/tumblr_p2anpyTD2V1vk1nobo1_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="655" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqbJkRuz9gZwYL8OEfNOsX1e1dCX0-5_Kwm8c9IUB_uDHmCMBD8m3UthG60HRjLr_ID8STkbGdlOxyOL6tANQKI415LyCzfTKCElOkQB0rESwLmVH6Tqjt7lPF0YCSsW8d5ZriuBjpt1uaOIBUIcayBYKbh6AKP5JpZX_SnHitVOfyBYMAEtP1kYMO6oo/w328-h640/tumblr_p2anpyTD2V1vk1nobo1_1280.jpg" width="328" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Atheleisure is yet another made up word of which I do not approve. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p><br /></p>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-38416268252725963872024-01-26T17:09:00.000-08:002024-01-26T17:13:13.295-08:00In Which We Consider a Culinary Masterpiece<p><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc-xksAmoExu3Gl8BXpkSClSW0q0BV8bVbP8eD4w9haQ1vQj4-61wyNyEJKx3NVH-JJcWljU55xT3k6-nfnrLpkhzdFS2BKYpjmFRiYMm0YDuPpkrmqDCq9khPZnTxn_WxsQ8U5gVbT2yqJy8udb-M3XoLT28HW1DCYd3yTHVzAhFqzb6ZrQKlqtTP-tA/s400/space%20pirate.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" data-original-height="277" data-original-width="400" height="444" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjc-xksAmoExu3Gl8BXpkSClSW0q0BV8bVbP8eD4w9haQ1vQj4-61wyNyEJKx3NVH-JJcWljU55xT3k6-nfnrLpkhzdFS2BKYpjmFRiYMm0YDuPpkrmqDCq9khPZnTxn_WxsQ8U5gVbT2yqJy8udb-M3XoLT28HW1DCYd3yTHVzAhFqzb6ZrQKlqtTP-tA/w640-h444/space%20pirate.jpg" width="640" /></a></p><p></p><p>I only discovered, sort of recently, that pimento cheese is considered a Southern delicacy. Is that true? Does the rest of the world not know of this delicousness? If so, you have my sympathy, even my pity.</p><p>Pimento cheese is the kind of simple and satisfying food that shows up in school cafeterias and cheap diners and mrpeenee's kitchen. Here, I'll give you the recipe: take grated cheese, add sweet pickle relish, chopped up pimentos, and mayonnaise. Serve on bread. Boom.</p><p>Just as a side note, I regard grocery stores offering pre-grated cheese as one of the great technological advances of our time, equal to, possibly greater than, the interweb.</p><p>When I was a child, in the dark ages of the Kennedy administration, one would occasionally see it referred to as pimento cheese <i>salad</i> apparently because anything contained in a bowl made up of chopped bits was considered a salad. Also sometimes anything chopped up and encased in jello made the cut as a salad, but that seems like pushing a very questionable envelope.</p><p>It is one of my very most favorite food products. The American south has a lot of very problematic elements, but if it is, in fact, a southern phenomenon, it is just one more reason I'm glad I was raised there.</p><p>Naked guys I'm also glad of</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAafrGieerwvhS3VkKPZhEyd3CV0360YV44ADIG3ITahFWnsdw_TXQQxstYVlmSMI-nSOZRmjHa4gXWuML5ydR6bPckGe0lHRTj59I8daP2NjwKm5oABipwvUwnmvxnyvmTesUtiuLXlNVv-bZytF5umP4OMf4jzWZSTZrYzk0sb9YOhFtWBZammlX3nw/s960/ga1_693_pic_04_4e88f.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="540" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAafrGieerwvhS3VkKPZhEyd3CV0360YV44ADIG3ITahFWnsdw_TXQQxstYVlmSMI-nSOZRmjHa4gXWuML5ydR6bPckGe0lHRTj59I8daP2NjwKm5oABipwvUwnmvxnyvmTesUtiuLXlNVv-bZytF5umP4OMf4jzWZSTZrYzk0sb9YOhFtWBZammlX3nw/w360-h640/ga1_693_pic_04_4e88f.jpg" width="360" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Gavin Reed. I spent way too long trolling through the Colt website trying to find this his name.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtXXEJAYh3yxUwfLpdzbZpDKTk8-w08DcjPO8WXcdpa7lsSmcmvs_3g7AyeBf2aKdMTSGr9yV-lABqDBKQVUv-NC6PnBhlDbQ49gTeJAApjmIR10ekyQSRbADSiHvLZwDLR0uIkG-8RYU4MN3m459H4PcL-0uZBC5w1hHwkrpFNpUxQLo-pxVDkrrzyak/s639/1.%20Bruce-Jones-%20The-Hottest-Male-Models%20(22).jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="639" data-original-width="426" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtXXEJAYh3yxUwfLpdzbZpDKTk8-w08DcjPO8WXcdpa7lsSmcmvs_3g7AyeBf2aKdMTSGr9yV-lABqDBKQVUv-NC6PnBhlDbQ49gTeJAApjmIR10ekyQSRbADSiHvLZwDLR0uIkG-8RYU4MN3m459H4PcL-0uZBC5w1hHwkrpFNpUxQLo-pxVDkrrzyak/w426-h640/1.%20Bruce-Jones-%20The-Hottest-Male-Models%20(22).jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Bruce Jones. Because I think bandanas are unintentionally hilarious.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEik3JDa2IiSfZ4mdbskwYB8TleQtyHHMnxNSZETTdtT35OEGGfuAPpF130rRPKydcn9ahkfUuKmToR0lg5Dtp-l7wvenR5Wh8s3KDC1RErjFaC2Dzs7GQjZLGNVJZf9ZhlAwg17EZmY8h5WcvqX61QRI872Mw_nw6NEEudrlWh6TJWFJH7ifTaprX41cxU/s639/Julian-Chase-The-hottest-male-models-2%20(5)-1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="639" data-original-width="394" height="824" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEik3JDa2IiSfZ4mdbskwYB8TleQtyHHMnxNSZETTdtT35OEGGfuAPpF130rRPKydcn9ahkfUuKmToR0lg5Dtp-l7wvenR5Wh8s3KDC1RErjFaC2Dzs7GQjZLGNVJZf9ZhlAwg17EZmY8h5WcvqX61QRI872Mw_nw6NEEudrlWh6TJWFJH7ifTaprX41cxU/w507-h824/Julian-Chase-The-hottest-male-models-2%20(5)-1.jpg" width="507" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Julian Chase. Don't you think he looks a lot like Tom Hardy?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOLrjeEqHff0XHvQPmMz5bMHMHZ0EnCFmoOGMMVXHh23zVLRb91lR1I-3aWIXoxgYslOKKE82wmq49JvSpSDz9xcOwCgq9GYegXuQlXHC8ionEKlSA6w1cnvyKl2ULBB2yfBWCjSiV7l5UCcNuvdfW9vbskziusGUKUIlfSfKDkVW7tr0U3rhrHKep4HM/s1280/large.551903DE-32E6-4692-9DA9-0672C1D73CF0.jpeg.11c69a515f63249f90e76ba8aa5462cf.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="952" height="715" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOLrjeEqHff0XHvQPmMz5bMHMHZ0EnCFmoOGMMVXHh23zVLRb91lR1I-3aWIXoxgYslOKKE82wmq49JvSpSDz9xcOwCgq9GYegXuQlXHC8ionEKlSA6w1cnvyKl2ULBB2yfBWCjSiV7l5UCcNuvdfW9vbskziusGUKUIlfSfKDkVW7tr0U3rhrHKep4HM/w532-h715/large.551903DE-32E6-4692-9DA9-0672C1D73CF0.jpeg.11c69a515f63249f90e76ba8aa5462cf.jpeg" width="532" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Jake Wilder, from the ancient days of Fox Studio. Not <i>that </i>Fox Studio, the gay porn one.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhstbGL3hBoJknRdTVE_ZxUYChZVsyu0e9peTLKi6tNqCf5QHd_JV8oB5IZ6LhHrMRMeZoTpRzql6-kRYu4A3UHvL0AB6pE4aKi6ebvFD1DinbvGMmHgR9TVToSZHXYtAIAEQG0oewwV2lRbmL1NVLmoIreHuN42c7oMeoVhwZlEHiBLLHxdNEtFilbqG4/s800/08de7da13805a89f44ccb66f11558d2cfbd1c6ef57bd1045657a5dea150922ac.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="800" data-original-width="592" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhstbGL3hBoJknRdTVE_ZxUYChZVsyu0e9peTLKi6tNqCf5QHd_JV8oB5IZ6LhHrMRMeZoTpRzql6-kRYu4A3UHvL0AB6pE4aKi6ebvFD1DinbvGMmHgR9TVToSZHXYtAIAEQG0oewwV2lRbmL1NVLmoIreHuN42c7oMeoVhwZlEHiBLLHxdNEtFilbqG4/w474-h640/08de7da13805a89f44ccb66f11558d2cfbd1c6ef57bd1045657a5dea150922ac.jpg" width="474" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Efureimu. Look, I didn't pick out his stupid name. Stop giving me a hard time.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPPFdxZHQRaMQwpbImgRgZfzSfAEHVBrTsQdEmMDUQGLPxEy66vX3k_z7rAGdqKYDrg0NGYtIbPAypEivOuOf0PBKK5yMGsk4BxhIzIwhf7nRf_iiIpuvDWRAjJ1TaxLRjX8ygJ-qSLMCPcNoEcFX36pBAXofLmBfFG5sOLN-dVkDiT_ecCauiH_QICMU/s620/Muscle-Boy-Tristan-McLeod-Has-A-Real-Thick-Dick-To-Wank-2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="620" data-original-width="531" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPPFdxZHQRaMQwpbImgRgZfzSfAEHVBrTsQdEmMDUQGLPxEy66vX3k_z7rAGdqKYDrg0NGYtIbPAypEivOuOf0PBKK5yMGsk4BxhIzIwhf7nRf_iiIpuvDWRAjJ1TaxLRjX8ygJ-qSLMCPcNoEcFX36pBAXofLmBfFG5sOLN-dVkDiT_ecCauiH_QICMU/w548-h640/Muscle-Boy-Tristan-McLeod-Has-A-Real-Thick-Dick-To-Wank-2.jpg" width="548" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">The lusciously meaty Tristan MacLeod.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOcDwp0tsPiMbGPcySz3IpL5ouomrfQgfMcF9mAoqNqTir-23f_8gszibg_fDLCjyBHsLRZ0HDnZipmrCf9GkajcfhdxKvDT5Nex9537A3jX8AJig1eUC5L1vcA2nOTGzEK_yUf1uzKypuc_EjrHPQtLRg6HZFc5lggx03QZKSuMDeYaxvVJGnaEEYFeI/s441/Screen%20Shot%202024-01-21%20at%205.51.13%20PM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="408" data-original-width="441" height="592" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOcDwp0tsPiMbGPcySz3IpL5ouomrfQgfMcF9mAoqNqTir-23f_8gszibg_fDLCjyBHsLRZ0HDnZipmrCf9GkajcfhdxKvDT5Nex9537A3jX8AJig1eUC5L1vcA2nOTGzEK_yUf1uzKypuc_EjrHPQtLRg6HZFc5lggx03QZKSuMDeYaxvVJGnaEEYFeI/w640-h592/Screen%20Shot%202024-01-21%20at%205.51.13%20PM.png" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Here we present chaturbate model Courtney981. His onlyfans page is not worth it. You're welcome.</div>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-16220287913702673942024-01-19T00:07:00.000-08:002024-01-19T02:25:33.138-08:00In Which We Survive a Tangle with The Man<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGPdiCbrgHRpTW6p8-PUdPXfXHAhkAJMIIAmEtUY4vRoDQlBDEDOGNyMmdq5Hh7nq7SJeSX8POjqR3opf9scby5YDC_EWKKZ_w5cTzlVoWIEGbxWsEmicJen_JoC6vKjDEBNkiv6yIwyTdXylHepAQP4NZZyNKOnhfnaflFomKVR5jAXFoAgB43zYovK8/s1594/tumblr_5f9049a9fa6a1f198a7b9775e9ec3649_50daabcc_2048.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1594" data-original-width="1290" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGPdiCbrgHRpTW6p8-PUdPXfXHAhkAJMIIAmEtUY4vRoDQlBDEDOGNyMmdq5Hh7nq7SJeSX8POjqR3opf9scby5YDC_EWKKZ_w5cTzlVoWIEGbxWsEmicJen_JoC6vKjDEBNkiv6yIwyTdXylHepAQP4NZZyNKOnhfnaflFomKVR5jAXFoAgB43zYovK8/w518-h640/tumblr_5f9049a9fa6a1f198a7b9775e9ec3649_50daabcc_2048.jpg" width="518" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p>Guess what? Diane von Austinburg and I are going to Europe in the spring, Paris and Venice, to be specific. I haven't been to Europe in decades; after R Man died, it just didn't seem appealing to try a trip like that without him. And then by the time I became resigned enough to life without him, my back had degenerated to the point that I couldn't face the idea of a 10 or 12-hour flight.</p><p>But coincidentally, my trip back from Houston was on a plane with seats that converted into flat beds, full sized comfortable beds. A whole new world of possibilities opened before me. If I could lie down for the bulk of the flight, flying to Paris suddenly seemed very doable. Sleeping for a 12-hour stretch is no great effort for me, I have been training for this for years.</p><p>Plus since then, I got my trigger point injection which has dealt very handily with the pain in my back. The injections last about 6 to 8 weeks so I will be able to get another one right before we go and should be pretty much pain-free. What a concept.</p><p>Convincing Diane was a snap, god love her, she is such a sport, game for anything. So that only left one hurdle, renewing my passport.</p><p>A career of working for the federal government has left me permanently leery of being entangled in any part of their web. Nevertheless, I wasn't going to revel in fresh croissants in Paris and strolling along canals in Venice without a passport and so I dove into the very murky waters of travel documents.</p><p>The State Department handles passports and they used to have an office devoted entirely to that across the alley from where I worked, so handy. But that was before decades of Republican attacks on the size of the government did away with all that customer friendly nonsense and instead moved the whole function of accepting passport applications over to, drumroll please, the US Post Office. I suppose they thought moving passports to the most reviled agency in the government would discourage citizens from fleeing the country.</p><p>First I got my passport photo taken (Diane said it did not make me look like a serial killer, which would've been sweetly supportive, I suppose, if I had made any reference to thinking that it did make me look serial killer-ish. Hmmm.) I made an appointment, showed up on time (amazingly) only to be confronted with a locked door and a scrawled message to use the regular post office window instead, because what's the point of going to the specific level of hell that is a post office if you are going to duck out on dealing with the exquisitely surly postal employees.</p><p>During our lengthy time together, the clerk never once looked me in the eye, not even when she was trying to say my birth certificate was invalid. Bitch, what do you want for me? That paper is more than 60 years old, has gone through several hurricanes as well as my erratic youth, and it's all I've got. There was a tense couple of moments when it was not clear if I was going to be able to stuff my face <i>avec croissants </i>in Paris after all, but she finally shrugged and stapled it to the passport form. </p><p>The clerk asked me if I wanted the form rushed and I said no, which immediately seem to raise all sorts of red flags. I guess I was the only customer who had ever declined their idea of a rush job. She was so suspicious of me that she kept kind of circling back to that point throughout the rest of the process. We would be sailing along on some random other part of the questionnaire and she would again spring "Do do you want this rushed?" like she was hoping to be able to trip me up.</p><p>I was finally able to totter out of there, past all the people in line behind me who had been making s<i>otto voice, </i>passive aggressive complaints about how long I was hogging the window. I considered hissing at them as I passed, but I was so glad to escape I decided not to.</p><p>Anyway, a little more than six weeks later, my passport showed up in the mail months before I needed it and with my waterlogged birth certificate stapled firmly to it because, honestly I don't know why, it's the post office, maybe they have a staple fetish.</p><p>So come April, Diane and I will be winging our way to the glories of Paris and Venice. I have cleverly scheduled us so that on my birthday, I will have breakfast in Paris and dinner in Venice. Doesn't that sound fabulous?</p><p>Naked dudes who are also fabulous:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_YxchWK4dCzFcHsokUth34QjcX4ekaAmlXa-1ueXqWm14I6E0nWFKdDV1S5rgoU02PrRuJyA0f2YoFwbopNYhd-kj9IGIezqPtMAZpUt2gOOkXydvC_Grv3v3z8ieeQ7FKzdGuUd5e_659D9rdpcmrL8ZkBYrrkySSogXX9HHGgc69znIFNb8XKeWK1Q/s1502/large.1084226639_eduardomorenomorer2.jpg7utjhfgds.jpg.00a2034f47ba88290675625acf18d515.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1502" data-original-width="1226" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_YxchWK4dCzFcHsokUth34QjcX4ekaAmlXa-1ueXqWm14I6E0nWFKdDV1S5rgoU02PrRuJyA0f2YoFwbopNYhd-kj9IGIezqPtMAZpUt2gOOkXydvC_Grv3v3z8ieeQ7FKzdGuUd5e_659D9rdpcmrL8ZkBYrrkySSogXX9HHGgc69znIFNb8XKeWK1Q/w522-h640/large.1084226639_eduardomorenomorer2.jpg7utjhfgds.jpg.00a2034f47ba88290675625acf18d515.jpg" width="522" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I am pretty much completely out of naked guys' identities this week. Sorry.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTYJkwSblFfGpE-WIYy1Z6joNgjb_MXOHQGsRFwlVkreA77fN0clg50jb60xunBP4iLJHOkeoURWqONxESPQqp9-4is9SxipsU59chTSCZr2ig5-2LX-Wdjjroi80r5-rDNIX0xVutlL5s1pAk-ukOGO1xnYTX0_Zmc6N6uhRi5tGpeZ5QOCmiKBqr_9M/s1350/tumblr_6f4816c7cb874865ee83b5a61ab9798b_5831b886_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1350" data-original-width="1080" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTYJkwSblFfGpE-WIYy1Z6joNgjb_MXOHQGsRFwlVkreA77fN0clg50jb60xunBP4iLJHOkeoURWqONxESPQqp9-4is9SxipsU59chTSCZr2ig5-2LX-Wdjjroi80r5-rDNIX0xVutlL5s1pAk-ukOGO1xnYTX0_Zmc6N6uhRi5tGpeZ5QOCmiKBqr_9M/w512-h640/tumblr_6f4816c7cb874865ee83b5a61ab9798b_5831b886_1280.jpg" width="512" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Surfer dudes are always welcome.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNdYvZrBM4D-aMn1Ah0KgLr6VVYa1Wvjlc9hzFT0Z2-VdOPYs3A9VSQR28Q268FV0A21v0SqBMtksQGvVPmMZ_7G_tKMxjT5lTbilXaVfDmnVnsErADLzgjZJXEt5f90T91PiFHzCMHCJTIzNlE2kEr4C1K_kom1drbcaN9cWrEbmnLeVyHnZ6u3YsYOk/s1920/tumblr_b5bbf23ca616bdf00f7293da6368af1e_f9f41a68_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1920" data-original-width="1106" height="876" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNdYvZrBM4D-aMn1Ah0KgLr6VVYa1Wvjlc9hzFT0Z2-VdOPYs3A9VSQR28Q268FV0A21v0SqBMtksQGvVPmMZ_7G_tKMxjT5lTbilXaVfDmnVnsErADLzgjZJXEt5f90T91PiFHzCMHCJTIzNlE2kEr4C1K_kom1drbcaN9cWrEbmnLeVyHnZ6u3YsYOk/w503-h876/tumblr_b5bbf23ca616bdf00f7293da6368af1e_f9f41a68_1280.jpg" width="503" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I know some of my readers are very fond of hairy, beefy guys.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifG3b0Lvvb0KNe1c1lEkc9pqCMQ8cmpSYhXxWNvv1YBvUDgeRMmtr9zBMeUdtYUMMmk9kofb9lziSeKF_vANBc-_cemP4pTp6Mn9io6OHJ9jB1R2IspPnAiNB5Hnwzc7yvZgehlPvz2tD8mGEXRHR-lKnO9cdhF1cxVN9CS4dFdTJV3rdoQQXsVC_71u8/s1920/tumblr_bd4647784f199153bf05d2459b561885_512c3090_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1920" data-original-width="864" height="973" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifG3b0Lvvb0KNe1c1lEkc9pqCMQ8cmpSYhXxWNvv1YBvUDgeRMmtr9zBMeUdtYUMMmk9kofb9lziSeKF_vANBc-_cemP4pTp6Mn9io6OHJ9jB1R2IspPnAiNB5Hnwzc7yvZgehlPvz2tD8mGEXRHR-lKnO9cdhF1cxVN9CS4dFdTJV3rdoQQXsVC_71u8/w438-h973/tumblr_bd4647784f199153bf05d2459b561885_512c3090_1280.jpg" width="438" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Whereas everyone likes a well turned buttchop</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheFASt-IGY6AgfGnc3A_gEVEFrU4jqbw8ZuKjTwrFrYPFZYiFXJwQMYfosRM-lhIAT4La_U1zrC4g6dDIu1Lwls0kkeq8WeAoAB0-W5DnQVSXaNEpbK_rhezEE4IiMrT_VDIosXd2qqzXLzd4fQP2SbkQJEtj1K2JuUP1L9eByEo9UexYY_IER2XkE4ng/s947/tumblr_b26465fb9aa78783d78966a4145eba85_c69b6237_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="947" data-original-width="719" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheFASt-IGY6AgfGnc3A_gEVEFrU4jqbw8ZuKjTwrFrYPFZYiFXJwQMYfosRM-lhIAT4La_U1zrC4g6dDIu1Lwls0kkeq8WeAoAB0-W5DnQVSXaNEpbK_rhezEE4IiMrT_VDIosXd2qqzXLzd4fQP2SbkQJEtj1K2JuUP1L9eByEo9UexYY_IER2XkE4ng/w486-h640/tumblr_b26465fb9aa78783d78966a4145eba85_c69b6237_1280.jpg" width="486" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Maybe the Post Office thinks if they make the passport system too easy then everyone would have one and then, I don't know, the terrorists win?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhonZEsatOg2QP6ZKVwB6YsO6KxWZGIJDx4k6wbtMjhNR7vJWg-aySVOSS0w9ZF4xiW478Y5B8FF2Y31eey0yjkfLxGJd2cA0BUNWmSElQXq39SGWFGal_y6h5Qrs15UsQoSczLHogH0w4l6HLaMAv4Kr9_HKYHdl_-Dmeuo-K_2TfLQ3KCdaMKCxDAKxM/s750/tumblr_p994y5oDgQ1qkopyqo1_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="730" data-original-width="750" height="622" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhonZEsatOg2QP6ZKVwB6YsO6KxWZGIJDx4k6wbtMjhNR7vJWg-aySVOSS0w9ZF4xiW478Y5B8FF2Y31eey0yjkfLxGJd2cA0BUNWmSElQXq39SGWFGal_y6h5Qrs15UsQoSczLHogH0w4l6HLaMAv4Kr9_HKYHdl_-Dmeuo-K_2TfLQ3KCdaMKCxDAKxM/w640-h622/tumblr_p994y5oDgQ1qkopyqo1_1280.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Have mercy.</div><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTLIFP1iHdE8rzvm3BJZUBJyMoEKaSWC8LLWv6yqvcVsCMLkeMDAPtAq3sqvojy5E7WAJYAHSUOiDbudv7dZJjZgg4mavoTYAHH-ho5ZopC6nYuZBYzkLK9kfcg_Lq0JYPOsV2NHnh3mvHqhriBAqDxpRX0FyIxNrQkOirPnOq3kNBi5Oug_l76wVUIoQ/s705/tumblr_98af2729637e8d64045951bda6cebc83_00fd399a_640.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="705" data-original-width="624" height="695" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTLIFP1iHdE8rzvm3BJZUBJyMoEKaSWC8LLWv6yqvcVsCMLkeMDAPtAq3sqvojy5E7WAJYAHSUOiDbudv7dZJjZgg4mavoTYAHH-ho5ZopC6nYuZBYzkLK9kfcg_Lq0JYPOsV2NHnh3mvHqhriBAqDxpRX0FyIxNrQkOirPnOq3kNBi5Oug_l76wVUIoQ/w615-h695/tumblr_98af2729637e8d64045951bda6cebc83_00fd399a_640.jpg" width="615" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Big nuts.</div>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-79675172619879776332024-01-14T18:42:00.000-08:002024-01-14T18:52:49.476-08:00In Which We Take a Little Trip<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBdeG3afKFga2qJD2C9XB_RuEQrN2sGJTWRGSAyCQeFz37Pw9dQ6bKHiRyRMRjF6MI4q6BSBluFQ9Yzpx2lr7l3ZoZk9mJc32qyIG4SlgK8nO68Meby_A9_nEHxcPSA5YzucTkpkyVzqOzrqhQuqy_2QygaKi2gO4JIAMcRm_bJA4A_N4U5ZaImJwyJW4/s1024/Tumblr_l_3726532203949431.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="792" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBdeG3afKFga2qJD2C9XB_RuEQrN2sGJTWRGSAyCQeFz37Pw9dQ6bKHiRyRMRjF6MI4q6BSBluFQ9Yzpx2lr7l3ZoZk9mJc32qyIG4SlgK8nO68Meby_A9_nEHxcPSA5YzucTkpkyVzqOzrqhQuqy_2QygaKi2gO4JIAMcRm_bJA4A_N4U5ZaImJwyJW4/w496-h640/Tumblr_l_3726532203949431.jpg" width="496" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p>You know, for a respectable old widow, I certainly talk about recreational drugs a lot. I swear it is not my fault, the medical establishment simply thrust them upon me. What can I do?</p><p>Perhaps you remember a couple of weeks ago, I was dealing with episodes of depression brought on by my withdrawal from opioids. Dr Google assured me that was normal, but that they could go on for quite a while. I talked to my physical doctor and she recommended ketamine. Multiple jokes about raves ensued, but I went along with it. The depressive episodes had been very unpleasant and I was willing to roll with whatever chemical might kick their little butts.</p><p>I was skeptical because I am skeptical of everything, but my chiropractor is all for The Wonders of Ketamine and recommended the website he uses. And if you can't trust some guy who cracks your neck regularly, who are you going to trust? So I signed up on the website, downloaded their app (because of course there was an app,) and got ready for my k hole. </p><p>But before I could do that, I had to </p><p></p><ul style="text-align: left;"><li>Speak with a clinician for my intake, </li><li>Choose a Guide (The list had all their qualifications, but of course I picked mine based on his picture like I was scrolling through fucking Grindr)</li><li>Select music for my trippin' session from their playlist (I am not making this up)</li><li>Specify your intention. You cannot go into this with the idea that you'll just see what comes up. Oh no, you have to have a purpose, an objective and you have to write it down where the clinician and guide can look at it and make sure that you are intentional enough. Trying to explain that you are not a very intentional person will not get you anywhere.</li><li>Deal with numerous surveys, checklists, reminders about the surveys and checklists, and just random impertinent questions. They seemed to worry about my suicidal ideation a lot. A. LOT. I have no suicidal ideation, but all these surveys apparently didn't want to take my word for it.</li><li>And plenty of other hoops to jump through. The whole thing reminded me of an overly complicated party game where the rules need to be explained in detail, repeatedly.</li></ul><p></p><p>Anyway, I finally settled down to take the first dose, but first I had to arrange for my Peer Treatment Monitor, which is a fancy way of saying a responsible adult who could make sure I didn't wander out of the house wearing my underwear on my head. Since I don't know any responsible adults, I roped Super Agent Fred into the role. The irony of that idea was not lost on either of us.</p><p>I knocked back the dose (encased in two large-ish tablets I had to hold in my cheeks to dissolve like a goddam chipmunk,) laid down in my room with the curtains drawn and the ethereal ersatz Brian Eno music quietly playing and waited to see what might come up.</p><p>HOLY MOTHERFUCKING MOTHER OF CORN COBS. I got really high.</p><p>In my youth, my wayward youth, I had quite a bit of amusing experience with LSD, but that had not prepared me for how absolutely, blitzingly high I got with this. Plus acid takes a while to kick in, whereas the ketamine obliterated me within moments.</p><p>I saw god. Literally. They didn't have much to say, but they seemed nice. I left my body and soared through Someplace Else. I understood the entire cosmos. Look, you're just going to have to take my word for it. Trying to describe this is like trying to describe an orgasm; words are just insufficient. </p><p>I loved it. It was never scary or overwhelming but at the same time it was very profound. I went from considering death and dying, the grief I still have about R Man's death, about surviving AIDS to wondering why my feet are always cold. I covered a lot of ground.</p><p>The whole thing only lasted a couple of hours, but they were quite a couple of hours. Afterwards, the company insists, pretty firmly, that you journal your experience. I hate people using the word "journal" as a verb. But I'm a good sport so here is my journal much of which I wrote whilst trippin':</p><p></p><ul style="text-align: left;"><li>No wonder people like this so much</li><li>The physical aspect of this is much more profound than I expected</li><li>At one point I needed to get up and pee but my legs didn't work</li><li>It allowed the Gary who is in charge to take a break</li><li>I have slipped the mortal bounds and am one with the cosmos</li><li>Part of me wanted it to last longer (come back, come back, come back) but part of me was glad when it was over</li><li>It was very nonlinear, first I was here and then I was there</li></ul><p></p><p>Yeah that's the kind of state I experienced. Even after the session timed out, I felt like I was a second behind what I was doing. Every gesture or sentence seem to come from somewhere out of my control. It made me wonder, who is running this show?</p><p>Anyway I've done one more since then and enjoyed it and have four more to go. Has it helped? I'm not sure honestly. The episodes of depression I was experiencing that were the reason of this whole circus have been random and so I don't know if they are done or if I just haven't had another one lately.</p><p>Naked guys:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgo7p97D7M8uTqPpn83IxJv5IHNnLC2rjAnawUyykOZXkTwdr3fS4NmlEDUFEwAld-Hk76lbuDIscoNu4zsGIOEirksRUGQnfxq7CHrSeBllzFTg_V4KWuaaJnDdAvbOnweR0ZVWqL2pgU4cqxTSfq_z4Yct_h5U58uBwtR0RkENUIYke93t7R-Krht2eA/s1226/Screen%20Shot%202023-12-18%20at%2012.42.29%20AM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1226" data-original-width="746" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgo7p97D7M8uTqPpn83IxJv5IHNnLC2rjAnawUyykOZXkTwdr3fS4NmlEDUFEwAld-Hk76lbuDIscoNu4zsGIOEirksRUGQnfxq7CHrSeBllzFTg_V4KWuaaJnDdAvbOnweR0ZVWqL2pgU4cqxTSfq_z4Yct_h5U58uBwtR0RkENUIYke93t7R-Krht2eA/w390-h640/Screen%20Shot%202023-12-18%20at%2012.42.29%20AM.png" width="390" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Chase Stobbe and his lavish nipples.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsew_bb7mafwks-qdlTTP739zqJxh7_6ow-PhmYnFA0IvhTs54D-Bf7Gbh04oYJbVCA1Qx9ecwK-8BbTwtA8uvBj2T-OLMtWwkuNv1bQLzCdR_zM3wiyfRxkCxr89DakbwR_qz8mzqT7cElKLM1NvZo_usO9OB_RGQbK-gg7fx_h2SXfTePEuP4cYPNo4/s800/tumblr_9c9ce5ab4c7c7af4378d9ea5d579ee89_655918f6_640.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="800" data-original-width="640" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsew_bb7mafwks-qdlTTP739zqJxh7_6ow-PhmYnFA0IvhTs54D-Bf7Gbh04oYJbVCA1Qx9ecwK-8BbTwtA8uvBj2T-OLMtWwkuNv1bQLzCdR_zM3wiyfRxkCxr89DakbwR_qz8mzqT7cElKLM1NvZo_usO9OB_RGQbK-gg7fx_h2SXfTePEuP4cYPNo4/w512-h640/tumblr_9c9ce5ab4c7c7af4378d9ea5d579ee89_655918f6_640.jpg" width="512" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Anonymous buttchops.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhA1Yb6nXQpD1spq7Z6iap_RofsJOMRr-XdumwLcYB9GJ01-41QJYYPMGGKFSOWm0EKAKYfJCKn4l1f57YY2RorFFI_ObMHgiqGP6TxDRhyphenhyphenFwnhVNMbmyF-vv8VgSfKp7YUaU5HhYTSnqzzLVfyvG0PTMBzbjB6mOlc0BKsiPdgl6zlOaZk5LT62B9JNSA/s854/63a8688f5a939-full-9.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="854" data-original-width="454" height="857" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhA1Yb6nXQpD1spq7Z6iap_RofsJOMRr-XdumwLcYB9GJ01-41QJYYPMGGKFSOWm0EKAKYfJCKn4l1f57YY2RorFFI_ObMHgiqGP6TxDRhyphenhyphenFwnhVNMbmyF-vv8VgSfKp7YUaU5HhYTSnqzzLVfyvG0PTMBzbjB6mOlc0BKsiPdgl6zlOaZk5LT62B9JNSA/w456-h857/63a8688f5a939-full-9.jpg" width="456" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Blonde hotness David Ciachek</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_nr-HkAuGVqdXad_wQQER_SahdqYczGrjaQvtu1QfEPnLlK_4H1pa9mBNeUYeJ71muwuvVXL5ndlFf3Snv6C90nZmiyVsKgdOWW0koFYC1CeTDXzejxI16qWOVuRW0SsSe_dOzHF6GpKOKKBdNLWbfBfrO_bwGUZmQCt8w7rBlkYfkAFvl8_NTx2knNU/s1024/cory-evans-3.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="673" height="724" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_nr-HkAuGVqdXad_wQQER_SahdqYczGrjaQvtu1QfEPnLlK_4H1pa9mBNeUYeJ71muwuvVXL5ndlFf3Snv6C90nZmiyVsKgdOWW0koFYC1CeTDXzejxI16qWOVuRW0SsSe_dOzHF6GpKOKKBdNLWbfBfrO_bwGUZmQCt8w7rBlkYfkAFvl8_NTx2knNU/w475-h724/cory-evans-3.png" width="475" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Cory Evans is very pretty.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_MdsXMXQ8xu2aqdSFjSvNMymtQ7aB-yPdRLNYX2mbpiwGeYy6jqbV5hB83s6zYbKriidcdmRbvuvurCPSpxaeLzyroECgckIgduct6CQ2XctuAaw2YtM63LRGDAwwX2RQP147JB433ba5DnAbQq3LydOf6GCyJjQLnA_EiIjkS9N1IHYq2Et3CoUpaB4/s624/Screen%20Shot%202023-12-18%20at%2012.02.19%20AM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="585" data-original-width="624" height="600" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_MdsXMXQ8xu2aqdSFjSvNMymtQ7aB-yPdRLNYX2mbpiwGeYy6jqbV5hB83s6zYbKriidcdmRbvuvurCPSpxaeLzyroECgckIgduct6CQ2XctuAaw2YtM63LRGDAwwX2RQP147JB433ba5DnAbQq3LydOf6GCyJjQLnA_EiIjkS9N1IHYq2Et3CoUpaB4/w640-h600/Screen%20Shot%202023-12-18%20at%2012.02.19%20AM.png" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Always glad to see Zac Beech and his charming rump.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOFjG7cN6XKvyn876ZeaFwkQRs1XVnZXx8DZg_i67uTHreiRRcOMNdgK8uOHaxlzFQUKC0dwLugiCrNtpFZusMi2QUo0VZ3oZX5_LXTLUWuKqNvLMtTSdtI5Yu9xgIGvMO32DNZW9Z2j4TkR4FFApxvMKUw6FxbTr7r_OP5HJb9FfnWHEbH0lH9nI3F6M/s1000/011c1d914b3255f04bad11fe1b7e7377804f6cb9_2_748x1000.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1000" data-original-width="748" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOFjG7cN6XKvyn876ZeaFwkQRs1XVnZXx8DZg_i67uTHreiRRcOMNdgK8uOHaxlzFQUKC0dwLugiCrNtpFZusMi2QUo0VZ3oZX5_LXTLUWuKqNvLMtTSdtI5Yu9xgIGvMO32DNZW9Z2j4TkR4FFApxvMKUw6FxbTr7r_OP5HJb9FfnWHEbH0lH9nI3F6M/w478-h640/011c1d914b3255f04bad11fe1b7e7377804f6cb9_2_748x1000.jpeg" width="478" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I wish I was friends with Henry Kvil.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAKDq_2zaQYpTyk3W27Nr3WNjbiqfoq6BnaqBnRjXNnwH2dDjdPHrl4BU3qJdF_tCoRwzu60_xtyTNDcdWczATxaSqxglxIOAvEx5RDaGHUAt-TxOFzlMbn3R4kCKutUCe2oaDbjwuajMTr8EGOr7xnQxPo-lnnknMV9UXshEUZM_8TTnaws6Gl9-jA3k/s1792/tumblr_99bc118412bfbe341960bb0179b159ca_dac8b4f6_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1792" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAKDq_2zaQYpTyk3W27Nr3WNjbiqfoq6BnaqBnRjXNnwH2dDjdPHrl4BU3qJdF_tCoRwzu60_xtyTNDcdWczATxaSqxglxIOAvEx5RDaGHUAt-TxOFzlMbn3R4kCKutUCe2oaDbjwuajMTr8EGOr7xnQxPo-lnnknMV9UXshEUZM_8TTnaws6Gl9-jA3k/w458-h640/tumblr_99bc118412bfbe341960bb0179b159ca_dac8b4f6_1280.jpg" width="458" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I appreciate photos that include the subject's name, cause I can only remember so many naked guys.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_szG5TUQCHd1y7xPsJ7Uw69bz1ty6hqZJagX7iDCtxT84oUeKbRmeKywNECA207hyphenhyphen84krgVbrkOXlckiMdNLdqWCfFY4Ip51Kq5QjQydy5YP3tHTNA87lSKbcMpdCYHOOVfhyLDdnq1DljYBYYp59uh9kh4Ny-lrY8z36-zSrNzeJOQzdWGh0SDV0oAc/s817/tumblr_c001d1e29b28b78a9564c067cc66762b_448b824c_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="817" data-original-width="720" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_szG5TUQCHd1y7xPsJ7Uw69bz1ty6hqZJagX7iDCtxT84oUeKbRmeKywNECA207hyphenhyphen84krgVbrkOXlckiMdNLdqWCfFY4Ip51Kq5QjQydy5YP3tHTNA87lSKbcMpdCYHOOVfhyLDdnq1DljYBYYp59uh9kh4Ny-lrY8z36-zSrNzeJOQzdWGh0SDV0oAc/w564-h640/tumblr_c001d1e29b28b78a9564c067cc66762b_448b824c_1280.jpg" width="564" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I am pretty sure I have featured this guy recently, but you really can't see too much of an ass like that.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzgO4mjVpkjcd04o5OaVGHFA_LRIU5qx7I0HYDpzyHRzX7X_J3a0XdHK-BvbT8E1_TwAtqQ2UUFv81mepcizYOeiqfwEuskQrwBXPDnaHEiaazaM4jvLvpn0MTSt08F5pZasxUcuCPsROK3VslwegQdijnDmQCrRRsoKL4m_aOhsPqlzcp4xsIFeYeJlw/s1240/tumblr_ca2002a6c1ca3502f9d5b84bca479edd_19774e53_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1240" data-original-width="666" height="844" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzgO4mjVpkjcd04o5OaVGHFA_LRIU5qx7I0HYDpzyHRzX7X_J3a0XdHK-BvbT8E1_TwAtqQ2UUFv81mepcizYOeiqfwEuskQrwBXPDnaHEiaazaM4jvLvpn0MTSt08F5pZasxUcuCPsROK3VslwegQdijnDmQCrRRsoKL4m_aOhsPqlzcp4xsIFeYeJlw/w454-h844/tumblr_ca2002a6c1ca3502f9d5b84bca479edd_19774e53_1280.jpg" width="454" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Anonymous ginger beef.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p><br /></p></div>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-27349130573537191432024-01-05T16:11:00.000-08:002024-01-05T16:17:10.230-08:00In Which We Present This and That<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBtQnYIM-wngFgiTnV5DmSjOUkg9MZb1wrDqTT0fo3uEQqCGDWxjvHXkvw3Tt-bT8ECxdEHtRWcJ5VJnZaDQScErKSFSv2l0Vxm8loYD8wKn_W-8iV8KbsyoVqwhu3jrwqlYU_5f-5A5ryvnf7WrvUTVs7UFrw0Kag3PtuOcNIEr5wq065GIJfJ1Dm8UE/s792/23120612-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="792" data-original-width="582" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBtQnYIM-wngFgiTnV5DmSjOUkg9MZb1wrDqTT0fo3uEQqCGDWxjvHXkvw3Tt-bT8ECxdEHtRWcJ5VJnZaDQScErKSFSv2l0Vxm8loYD8wKn_W-8iV8KbsyoVqwhu3jrwqlYU_5f-5A5ryvnf7WrvUTVs7UFrw0Kag3PtuOcNIEr5wq065GIJfJ1Dm8UE/w470-h640/23120612-1.jpg" width="470" /></a></div><p>At one point Mr Penney had rather fabulous eyelashes. Long and thick, when I put on mascara they would look like false eyelashes. Often in classes when I should be paying attention but was bored, I would play with them. But that was long ago and these days they are sparse as hens' teeth.</p><p>As you approach old age typically men worry about losing the hair on top of their head. No one mentions that both your eyebrows and eyelashes also are going to jump ship. All your hair assumes the attitude of "It's been real, thanks for all the fish, buh bye." Except of course for your ear and nose hairs which will become more lush by the day. I could make a toupee out of the bristles sprouting from my nose.</p><p>Today's post is going to be sort of random. Very much a view into mrpeenee's thought process, scattered, haphazard, brief, and ending in naked dudes.</p><p style="text-align: center;">***</p><p>My back continues to be pain-free, thank Lucifer. I got a trigger point injection a couple of weeks ago and it worked like an absolute charm. For decades I've wondered what it would feel like for my back to not constantly be telegraphing signals of pain. "I got the message, you can stop now," I would tell the stupid joint that was all the problem. It never listened. But now the injection has shut it up and I could not be more glad.</p><p style="text-align: center;">***</p><p>I live astride the dividing line between the Castro and the Mission neighborhoods and every holiday the Mission lights up with dozens of illegal fireworks all night. One of the best things about this apartment is the excellent view it provides of that subversive celebration. Imagine my disappointment then when on this New Year's Eve no sparkling lights and booms blossomed. Not one. </p><p style="text-align: center;">***</p><p>When R Man got me my wedding ring, instead of the date inscribed inside, he had them use the Latin phrase "<i>In secula saeculor um</i>" which means forever and ever. At least I thought that's what it meant, I have been informed by a commenter that the Latin is incorrect. I don't know what they think I'm going to do about it, get a new ring? Oddly enough I do not speak Latin so I can't really argue, but I also don't really care. R Man chose it and that's good enough for me. </p><p style="text-align: center;">***</p><p>Word reaches us today of the death of David Soul, upon whom I had such a crush back in the day. He had to share my fantasy with Bobby Sherman, his co-star on Here Comes the Brides. David defined the concept of blonde hotness, but Bobby was dreamy. Flights of angels, baby, flights of angels.</p><p style="text-align: center;">***</p><p>Considering how puny my beard is, I suppose it's surprising how strongly I dislike it. What is the point since there is so very little of it? It hardly deserves the dignity of calling it a beard, it is nothing more than a collection of patches of very thin, sad bristles. I'm sure there are geisha ladies who have more robust facial hair. Also considering I have been shaving for 50 years, it seems like I should be able to do a better job of it than I actually do. All of this is weighing on my mind because of a recent shaving accident which resulted in my upper lip bleeding like a shark attack victim, oops.</p><p>And now, for the naked dudes:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_51fxoK9Q2x83lW1dYgyBs1YPL9pmzbgVd3Z2asXdYdUd0B2FkFn2J29ffwY5EpJi5UjotQqKXrsf1tzrm9MVmrBQTm3lh-LcI03jTrysN40sNr0UERxzWBLXQDIeayoz80U89AYBh7NCILxg7qEgNGxcyfO9aFuP7InwO-0yfGQGkrVs5VRiyfbDWbo/s360/pic_43_thumbl.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="240" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_51fxoK9Q2x83lW1dYgyBs1YPL9pmzbgVd3Z2asXdYdUd0B2FkFn2J29ffwY5EpJi5UjotQqKXrsf1tzrm9MVmrBQTm3lh-LcI03jTrysN40sNr0UERxzWBLXQDIeayoz80U89AYBh7NCILxg7qEgNGxcyfO9aFuP7InwO-0yfGQGkrVs5VRiyfbDWbo/w426-h640/pic_43_thumbl.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">The mirror has two dicks.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0gJnQJ2pwmA18lGR77ktdX_ibdXfbx_lyt8liCJ9k0k7FfxnXzfhOXOZdBBmN55Ed8MFwl9s5Z2t_LO5eL4_ialWmMmCpQKyrVNaXC-OTc3LUM9oCZU0JjLJ0I7HivRsN8C3SzP7avjDYDvteiklkCiiOI85qROG7AZd-89B4hNdVmS0KhGBvKA9vz88/s1024/tumblr_1bb1c3370669df994f93d7e738f6b3dc_9e296c37_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="564" height="747" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0gJnQJ2pwmA18lGR77ktdX_ibdXfbx_lyt8liCJ9k0k7FfxnXzfhOXOZdBBmN55Ed8MFwl9s5Z2t_LO5eL4_ialWmMmCpQKyrVNaXC-OTc3LUM9oCZU0JjLJ0I7HivRsN8C3SzP7avjDYDvteiklkCiiOI85qROG7AZd-89B4hNdVmS0KhGBvKA9vz88/w411-h747/tumblr_1bb1c3370669df994f93d7e738f6b3dc_9e296c37_1280.jpg" width="411" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">There is something so thrilling about a big heap o' muscle naked in a hotel room.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlYWKzzKqkI8xrVVfNgO0AM_R8TlAUt7bcBMfMNogY16CxUAVUo0SXaxB8pDk3WlkoRGq8Z1RMED-wU_awkRqSpNO421Bf_zG6_DpkfzXI0h07Ks4z26lyMN7VwecIgUujmiIsgL8DQpX7fN2c9Od7fz1X2bYd9GHtaG2kTybL4nWZGF55_dO2UkIW0c8/s1115/Screen%20Shot%202023-11-29%20at%203.54.58%20PM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1115" data-original-width="743" height="702" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlYWKzzKqkI8xrVVfNgO0AM_R8TlAUt7bcBMfMNogY16CxUAVUo0SXaxB8pDk3WlkoRGq8Z1RMED-wU_awkRqSpNO421Bf_zG6_DpkfzXI0h07Ks4z26lyMN7VwecIgUujmiIsgL8DQpX7fN2c9Od7fz1X2bYd9GHtaG2kTybL4nWZGF55_dO2UkIW0c8/w467-h702/Screen%20Shot%202023-11-29%20at%203.54.58%20PM.png" width="467" /></a></div>Charles Paquette has changed his <i>nom de smut</i> to Brandon Bosse. Who knows why.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifGi6Ss8pvnOKLGI2LcFj5V-OZr46OSFgg2i6mBIZJAjwXGtzELvBUgFbBzvCfzqkjIJGgBSMDlbEq0DqLvRAyp3-EkXsclCPkh1zA42yCArKIb-3zh0GT8U07xqsGmPAJU2FowAOKnE-QdtokOdtn5xgBkn6SsGU3BpUCDduTRLKE-8JW0dvV_6pEGAE/s1221/Screen%20Shot%202023-12-12%20at%204.34.45%20PM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1221" data-original-width="1194" height="531" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifGi6Ss8pvnOKLGI2LcFj5V-OZr46OSFgg2i6mBIZJAjwXGtzELvBUgFbBzvCfzqkjIJGgBSMDlbEq0DqLvRAyp3-EkXsclCPkh1zA42yCArKIb-3zh0GT8U07xqsGmPAJU2FowAOKnE-QdtokOdtn5xgBkn6SsGU3BpUCDduTRLKE-8JW0dvV_6pEGAE/w519-h531/Screen%20Shot%202023-12-12%20at%204.34.45%20PM.png" width="519" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Dean Young demonstrating the classic Landing Pad pose.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCJt9EWt_1tNI6jVzKBSCiG7f0JwShdiTpq7ojypEn2sF2rnVCYYx9gWrTAvRMG7Ahr5TEKKtjOEmrwrqHiPP7k4IE6K0zJreNG7AI7VeDytQOPBkJ-AN09h6mkverBnVskEkx_YmdElWaAwLnUZt9mFVIXw6DQMvOLVvY4vhqaQ_yd2rZfgLYNgEtmO4/s960/6a0191041b3ae6970c02a30d47b8cb200b-640wi.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="640" height="693" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCJt9EWt_1tNI6jVzKBSCiG7f0JwShdiTpq7ojypEn2sF2rnVCYYx9gWrTAvRMG7Ahr5TEKKtjOEmrwrqHiPP7k4IE6K0zJreNG7AI7VeDytQOPBkJ-AN09h6mkverBnVskEkx_YmdElWaAwLnUZt9mFVIXw6DQMvOLVvY4vhqaQ_yd2rZfgLYNgEtmO4/w461-h693/6a0191041b3ae6970c02a30d47b8cb200b-640wi.jpg" width="461" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Clown tats. Yuck.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpm6BJg7xYO17Hco3r01eS71iMVflCzdtBi-hUu6TuPD2Uk0q49yxV8f9GzINDlJzaEe6YZhXW9YHq3zb7FC9FPvNf5ZDvfGuKfYcaZ3dyCxw_OivGJtZ445V2U0s-L1QB8TkDZ_JxzeRGF2e0dpeVbAzDNS744Zzn96Qi8lHVwLphBf2cIJKBH3yQeUA/s550/tumblr_b83b57099c0f8f2901702cfc68b88754_7130aa36_540.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="550" data-original-width="540" height="418" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpm6BJg7xYO17Hco3r01eS71iMVflCzdtBi-hUu6TuPD2Uk0q49yxV8f9GzINDlJzaEe6YZhXW9YHq3zb7FC9FPvNf5ZDvfGuKfYcaZ3dyCxw_OivGJtZ445V2U0s-L1QB8TkDZ_JxzeRGF2e0dpeVbAzDNS744Zzn96Qi8lHVwLphBf2cIJKBH3yQeUA/w410-h418/tumblr_b83b57099c0f8f2901702cfc68b88754_7130aa36_540.jpg" width="410" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Beefy goodness presented by our old friend Colt Studios.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_yMDaL_YiVRecw3tL0AFf5w2a1AvZsFgI6cG_TgA9TSu6lkQ7g_-47fTCPwIiP3Xg5gDauhbkE9aiqnA0c4EJNM7dBivymWrqtYveJ-1rpwU92BMNDSl7BTRnqJPT4XxdU3HMaH-b0TriIkJQw1tv9QBrH8V0zYG1vFjMZbuVj0Mxj-YdADgXEx__MGs/s1200/07.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1200" data-original-width="797" height="593" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_yMDaL_YiVRecw3tL0AFf5w2a1AvZsFgI6cG_TgA9TSu6lkQ7g_-47fTCPwIiP3Xg5gDauhbkE9aiqnA0c4EJNM7dBivymWrqtYveJ-1rpwU92BMNDSl7BTRnqJPT4XxdU3HMaH-b0TriIkJQw1tv9QBrH8V0zYG1vFjMZbuVj0Mxj-YdADgXEx__MGs/w395-h593/07.jpg" width="395" /></a></div>More Colt, but I forget his name. How many fabulous naked men can I remember?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu8zWfQhY1lCvoRpP27G_zcfMwDep1iFq5TC46YPAK8QXgJSnWm07wmvtn8XhHfM7knvrSd9PR6KK_iAgsj6lHgRRUBO648BULpCyCUUgB7dUlicqYNLCtx72xp4MLbGA47OvRQB7ZwcKj05dP9Ae3livMY78_YqEKRux3CWgXPH5h4yX4dPVxhimxZy4/s817/tumblr_c001d1e29b28b78a9564c067cc66762b_448b824c_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="817" data-original-width="720" height="490" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiu8zWfQhY1lCvoRpP27G_zcfMwDep1iFq5TC46YPAK8QXgJSnWm07wmvtn8XhHfM7knvrSd9PR6KK_iAgsj6lHgRRUBO648BULpCyCUUgB7dUlicqYNLCtx72xp4MLbGA47OvRQB7ZwcKj05dP9Ae3livMY78_YqEKRux3CWgXPH5h4yX4dPVxhimxZy4/w432-h490/tumblr_c001d1e29b28b78a9564c067cc66762b_448b824c_1280.jpg" width="432" /></a></div>Beefy.<br /> </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p></p>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-23692482253805501222024-01-01T20:10:00.000-08:002024-01-01T20:10:27.025-08:00In Which We Enter a Happy New Year<p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKIq0WOI05ph0lEatT_ROelmdQNMPGJz9lPZ-Fimo3_v7sSP46X62zyd9v7GSLZlXqAMlvBhgomdRJnbPYYhmLfwpkzutMUn_3dZ1iwgDEX82Q4rzNXfTmo02vMb2Jo6OwXPG4yDACUu7YtPtWGD9osJRubyeR_SRZjJmm2Jr4COOGtqO8nY6jBhk7kbY/s931/Tumblr_l_2942177427875241.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="931" data-original-width="640" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKIq0WOI05ph0lEatT_ROelmdQNMPGJz9lPZ-Fimo3_v7sSP46X62zyd9v7GSLZlXqAMlvBhgomdRJnbPYYhmLfwpkzutMUn_3dZ1iwgDEX82Q4rzNXfTmo02vMb2Jo6OwXPG4yDACUu7YtPtWGD9osJRubyeR_SRZjJmm2Jr4COOGtqO8nY6jBhk7kbY/w440-h640/Tumblr_l_2942177427875241.jpg" width="440" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I have begun the new year by doing absolutely nothing and also being self-indulgent. Start the way you mean to go on, that's what I say. Come with me as mrpeenee cracks open 2024.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1O65BHWCrBsT5S-QRoPO6M-GEithgkF_-91NmDnuRIaJMJUybVDgTah5xQp2iCdSo7OjmYxtazkqle2P_vtAeELVmykRwyYcGlz9OAvXv4lf0kXdX0QygipjEuji34jrWdKR34kzzYaTqHA6GjwQ8Ea55mYDeNi-gqhF4GcmGCsOBR3SdDJ4RfAyBIpY/s4032/IMG_20240101_135953.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1O65BHWCrBsT5S-QRoPO6M-GEithgkF_-91NmDnuRIaJMJUybVDgTah5xQp2iCdSo7OjmYxtazkqle2P_vtAeELVmykRwyYcGlz9OAvXv4lf0kXdX0QygipjEuji34jrWdKR34kzzYaTqHA6GjwQ8Ea55mYDeNi-gqhF4GcmGCsOBR3SdDJ4RfAyBIpY/s320/IMG_20240101_135953.jpg" width="240" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Amazingly I actually left my apartment today. Before I started out I had to straighten the runner in the front hall because it has a wandering heart and likes to drift over and get bunched up against the side wall despite how often I have told it to knock that shit off.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5xPN3DW3UhH3sgAYnL6E5zZkjT6cjdvf5XC4zRNbAtlZz4n-gMqUZ-bIyvSewsqdJWHnxkvlhXA0neryya9p2ZnHFAIEPA65oUeB66LAB1sMMmPV9pU3APCY2a-mUaEHHYcmzuw25k-ESmXqWjJxYqltKWkCnzFoclkL4776tJmLo65TGZQgDBIs5vGA/s4032/IMG_20240101_140540.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5xPN3DW3UhH3sgAYnL6E5zZkjT6cjdvf5XC4zRNbAtlZz4n-gMqUZ-bIyvSewsqdJWHnxkvlhXA0neryya9p2ZnHFAIEPA65oUeB66LAB1sMMmPV9pU3APCY2a-mUaEHHYcmzuw25k-ESmXqWjJxYqltKWkCnzFoclkL4776tJmLo65TGZQgDBIs5vGA/w480-h640/IMG_20240101_140540.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">My Chaturbate friends Mikey and Bobby have been complaining (complaining!) about a lack of snow in the frozen wastes of Romania and Michigan respectively. I have no idea what they're talking about, it's possible the lack of vitamin d has affected their tiny little brains. Local weather was California dreamy. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVt_ggi5kKkHCR_yyRUvOFawqvRZ851_VfGkpUEhra3osZEuuc3IAzfqNXOWO6GPm_fPf0a4PlrLDlkNmlY89AZW-sjUTGM8qxP2iw6Mi_1176f0mLaJcUDm8ploKb1XxDcJF7LGMasXFsEjonIJbn6vwo6hyphenhyphenQxj6Z_ohX7kgvqQyCKsYxpWDg88OzeQs/s4032/IMG_20240101_140806.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVt_ggi5kKkHCR_yyRUvOFawqvRZ851_VfGkpUEhra3osZEuuc3IAzfqNXOWO6GPm_fPf0a4PlrLDlkNmlY89AZW-sjUTGM8qxP2iw6Mi_1176f0mLaJcUDm8ploKb1XxDcJF7LGMasXFsEjonIJbn6vwo6hyphenhyphenQxj6Z_ohX7kgvqQyCKsYxpWDg88OzeQs/w480-h640/IMG_20240101_140806.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Of course I had to stop at Peet's for a latte and a slice of gingerbread cake. The gingerbread is only available for a short holiday period each year and today is the last day it will be with us so I had to enjoy it while I can. Ephemeral but delicious.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCmU6eAiMvuhEYCglT0hmPeBNw7QuqUt4fqK47YmMidV3Exg8DGV6C7A0my764CANEeDDBjr307RMGIad2sm6vSKCN9b1woXVqyvINlJu3-eYPPlz0zD4aSgxt8iLRo8qqBve0rx76Z14EAkGFG6bovICeUfIHT_cFTZQc6nbK5wcEDEo72tNPtZbESQI/s4032/IMG_20240101_143521.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjCmU6eAiMvuhEYCglT0hmPeBNw7QuqUt4fqK47YmMidV3Exg8DGV6C7A0my764CANEeDDBjr307RMGIad2sm6vSKCN9b1woXVqyvINlJu3-eYPPlz0zD4aSgxt8iLRo8qqBve0rx76Z14EAkGFG6bovICeUfIHT_cFTZQc6nbK5wcEDEo72tNPtZbESQI/w480-h640/IMG_20240101_143521.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Jaywalking across Market Street, I ran across evidence that somebody had been celebrating New Year's out in the middle of the goddam street. You go girl. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhShyphenhyphenRP-PO34vofjsc9BhyPnJFA0zLMgLBTE4DxdeB2r1Hjzf8psgq3rgMsa4haK33AcVDl8qb5O7yE9m0rjINO9DD4RTWaFpF3CeSE9hSQ4j0i6An8ngd5wEN67-ND6V48YbsqiVS3JIDbk6LVIT15GgNplStHy347s-_bV_aFiZNOCPPKpJeuWBnbULg/s4032/IMG_20240101_143626.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhShyphenhyphenRP-PO34vofjsc9BhyPnJFA0zLMgLBTE4DxdeB2r1Hjzf8psgq3rgMsa4haK33AcVDl8qb5O7yE9m0rjINO9DD4RTWaFpF3CeSE9hSQ4j0i6An8ngd5wEN67-ND6V48YbsqiVS3JIDbk6LVIT15GgNplStHy347s-_bV_aFiZNOCPPKpJeuWBnbULg/w480-h640/IMG_20240101_143626.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The streets are gay. So gay. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTDa2QY5ZwN7oh_Yf53tPVgJLtInX1zPd8005CJtEQbLS39HXLC-Mk8Kl0GiNipWmq6fZFqXgZ1WVqtzCwrBDjvLkpmh-zyfOzKSsxeey_GtcCDhh6luwa6bu2FM5sWrOCCVBrsRxrwDsgssnO_ZuqH4Ul5wJFQ8AfCi5WMFQulKoDINhX3EkGs9OP8Uo/s4032/IMG_20240101_143833.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTDa2QY5ZwN7oh_Yf53tPVgJLtInX1zPd8005CJtEQbLS39HXLC-Mk8Kl0GiNipWmq6fZFqXgZ1WVqtzCwrBDjvLkpmh-zyfOzKSsxeey_GtcCDhh6luwa6bu2FM5sWrOCCVBrsRxrwDsgssnO_ZuqH4Ul5wJFQ8AfCi5WMFQulKoDINhX3EkGs9OP8Uo/w480-h640/IMG_20240101_143833.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Well, hello daddy </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRqII3T5_cuymT0TduYgbTvhyZFoc0W4iHfjGcmuYfcZ4XhRt2qWeelj12TdkQ9YaojTBymMXwmTbxtJslWasICkfkppE8q8v8xf8vF4VFl_gm8s-BtsCHqB0YTkfXTsDqpyGI-HPYB0MUhca1NYuiDWP1w2p_SiB8NQ8thtY-_IbI0Ad0kgkfSl1RheM/s4032/IMG_20240101_143917.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRqII3T5_cuymT0TduYgbTvhyZFoc0W4iHfjGcmuYfcZ4XhRt2qWeelj12TdkQ9YaojTBymMXwmTbxtJslWasICkfkppE8q8v8xf8vF4VFl_gm8s-BtsCHqB0YTkfXTsDqpyGI-HPYB0MUhca1NYuiDWP1w2p_SiB8NQ8thtY-_IbI0Ad0kgkfSl1RheM/w480-h640/IMG_20240101_143917.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I love the contrast between the cheery holiday greetings and the barricades sealing off the entryway. It's San Francisco bitches.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGayfbtxq4VvSuGAXBOssEijipqqbr49EkR58SmqkkVUNYUymu8P8KbpHvi3te-ibYJldon2zJlE0T6s7bRqIldJNY__u2YCtLYHaHRVJgx0p-XEyJjFToJ8e0goHGletifEbzKgU-KaHzKMeUAfBFOtKXtq7I4ibh64DDFWfOM-k_-6JmUr2ggrvAV4w/s4032/IMG_20240101_144508.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGayfbtxq4VvSuGAXBOssEijipqqbr49EkR58SmqkkVUNYUymu8P8KbpHvi3te-ibYJldon2zJlE0T6s7bRqIldJNY__u2YCtLYHaHRVJgx0p-XEyJjFToJ8e0goHGletifEbzKgU-KaHzKMeUAfBFOtKXtq7I4ibh64DDFWfOM-k_-6JmUr2ggrvAV4w/w480-h640/IMG_20240101_144508.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Seven years ago a massive renovation of Castro Street pissed everybody off because it took so long, but it resulted in the street being lined with ginkgo trees and now they're gorgeous.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4Xo48NiOarvpFjhWGLuCWw5QK4i0EQkXNW9V35AlM2pkiLubDLyLQ_QVuXsVHHdGjImjgtQD5_4hChrhWVkgTczaB49KfLXzBU4u7cEYEqaBJsPwti7QNyPp4ZczlkpCPRjrJHsQq8TO79rzg9E3xZEtUzWsiBePWvDnjAgIYbzDq3ea_7OAw8WOzK0s/s4032/IMG_20240101_145143.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4Xo48NiOarvpFjhWGLuCWw5QK4i0EQkXNW9V35AlM2pkiLubDLyLQ_QVuXsVHHdGjImjgtQD5_4hChrhWVkgTczaB49KfLXzBU4u7cEYEqaBJsPwti7QNyPp4ZczlkpCPRjrJHsQq8TO79rzg9E3xZEtUzWsiBePWvDnjAgIYbzDq3ea_7OAw8WOzK0s/w480-h640/IMG_20240101_145143.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">We have a fleet of antique street cars from all over the world. People complain that the transit system here is chronically underfunded and problematic and that maintaining and acquiring antiques might not be the best use of the limited money they have, but they certainly are pretty.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I had two errands I was going to run, foolishly hoping that I'd be able to do it on New Year's Day. Of course everybody was closed, including my usual nail salon, the adorably named Handjob. I was bummed. My talons had reached the point where secret agent Fred claims they make me look like a serial killer. I don't want to know why Fred knows so much about serial killers' grooming habits, but still, I needed to get my nails back under control. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5Vzx2Pq2kxGz3PVx7Gh8bGvCAtfDVJkfukFNB3TuiE3RKb3DaQdpkoojqr9Ynwm1QJurB0HDZToj5U55DQ3kAkbrlyuKQecU8nKXKMmGyg1fuBlTUXBIzai5okYzoI8dwnq-RGJK7s4CD0Z1sB3yLuUjFM0M3CXdNdZXcw373XGyS8gJu7eMAIdlaeHk/s4032/IMG_20240101_150451.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5Vzx2Pq2kxGz3PVx7Gh8bGvCAtfDVJkfukFNB3TuiE3RKb3DaQdpkoojqr9Ynwm1QJurB0HDZToj5U55DQ3kAkbrlyuKQecU8nKXKMmGyg1fuBlTUXBIzai5okYzoI8dwnq-RGJK7s4CD0Z1sB3yLuUjFM0M3CXdNdZXcw373XGyS8gJu7eMAIdlaeHk/w480-h640/IMG_20240101_150451.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I dropped by my backup salon, because doesn't everybody have a backup nail salon? and amazingly they were open and not busy. They always seem sort of suspicious of me, I'm not sure if it's because I'm a man or because I'm about 2 feet taller than everyone who works there. Today though they were very nice and even better, their music selection, which is typically painfully bad, today was silenced. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">So all in all, a perfectly lovely New Year's Day. I hope yours was just as good.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">New Year's nudes:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXKBVssFm8jx0nDZjgWiqm8pAM8a04MeTp1fWl_xmkx6IMHad-tmLDLkrHXhh-xO3J1k4cydEwjGJ_0WTHhTDJfRcMzRUrWVTzZHH_pWKJaDYfHdbRW9y6jPaauDQ9Zs5Tx4-W1ExWFXZTAlckN9BGODH-GuIuLG8O0jxf4H3DfUkFpi2G1Q_rkdPYqfw/s400/23122913.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="400" data-original-width="265" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXKBVssFm8jx0nDZjgWiqm8pAM8a04MeTp1fWl_xmkx6IMHad-tmLDLkrHXhh-xO3J1k4cydEwjGJ_0WTHhTDJfRcMzRUrWVTzZHH_pWKJaDYfHdbRW9y6jPaauDQ9Zs5Tx4-W1ExWFXZTAlckN9BGODH-GuIuLG8O0jxf4H3DfUkFpi2G1Q_rkdPYqfw/w424-h640/23122913.jpg" width="424" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Moose, an old favorite from Colt Studios.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIK1QRgtBXapU3P03FMQ-DAVAAKLbetMrxlANTiG2Z4-AuQzUMalf0UoonhdrEz0OY3TkW8H30NnIIz66Itp3261C38JqTWRi62Jj8z677atNC4xTo74NTfpmcg1VZwB-8rNXvt2mn04dn8-BIJO3z_tDaz8mqylwEo9F-sQ6EycI6rW6ChLkcaO0UUyI/s400/brutos69539_Xavier%20Montenegro.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="400" data-original-width="266" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIK1QRgtBXapU3P03FMQ-DAVAAKLbetMrxlANTiG2Z4-AuQzUMalf0UoonhdrEz0OY3TkW8H30NnIIz66Itp3261C38JqTWRi62Jj8z677atNC4xTo74NTfpmcg1VZwB-8rNXvt2mn04dn8-BIJO3z_tDaz8mqylwEo9F-sQ6EycI6rW6ChLkcaO0UUyI/w426-h640/brutos69539_Xavier%20Montenegro.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Freddy Navas and his satiny smooth skin.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjptgwp3KsdBDIKWK82kHL1xdAQXv0XQ8HcjOpLRPclkh9PLJR0MZg-qcuxZHftH9iuMP8K83XQDQE3qoQVd2XfUvvoFS1DfAkixFaSMEsCF5K881VmhjFi9YSdkCH2F750WhEMUh7wO33LYiOFdeIPANlC7dIMOluLhQJIBackZoD8Ag-tZjeIXvIhHb8/s400/tumblr_mmmcii3rhd1qek28so1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="400" data-original-width="281" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjptgwp3KsdBDIKWK82kHL1xdAQXv0XQ8HcjOpLRPclkh9PLJR0MZg-qcuxZHftH9iuMP8K83XQDQE3qoQVd2XfUvvoFS1DfAkixFaSMEsCF5K881VmhjFi9YSdkCH2F750WhEMUh7wO33LYiOFdeIPANlC7dIMOluLhQJIBackZoD8Ag-tZjeIXvIhHb8/w450-h640/tumblr_mmmcii3rhd1qek28so1_500.jpg" width="450" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">As Diana Vreeland once said, "I miss fringe." Did I ever tell you about a dream I had once where someone corrected me about Miss Vreeland's name and said it was "Donna Vreeland." I was mortified.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9mjBt8l7i84YnL4RvO2bUPxlCNLCXdANG2fiZC7eVE7mLCarCdbcHEDluxJGxTtwvWf1R4EGTXqUW4HAIDz__dfj3i3KTm4qPllc2iN7XoYpMVlormwTCdXTiMQJn5mP-yC29LBtLARMNCIchBuuPCdc2pnInsEU9-z1Aw-KhiKyEggoCu5Q1ebbzvGY/s960/6a0191041b3ae6970c02a2eed06014200d-640wi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="640" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9mjBt8l7i84YnL4RvO2bUPxlCNLCXdANG2fiZC7eVE7mLCarCdbcHEDluxJGxTtwvWf1R4EGTXqUW4HAIDz__dfj3i3KTm4qPllc2iN7XoYpMVlormwTCdXTiMQJn5mP-yC29LBtLARMNCIchBuuPCdc2pnInsEU9-z1Aw-KhiKyEggoCu5Q1ebbzvGY/w426-h640/6a0191041b3ae6970c02a2eed06014200d-640wi.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Who is this guy? Beats me. Mr. Clown Tats 2023? If you find out, be sure to introduce me.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtnGfbOPA83nEZJ7UWj_4RdU2tJZk027QBdsuYw2akhyphenhyphen5YLuKZrsX3XN2Ci6pY32hFpYD4y4niB0KO8D2LcfdERdS7xV2S63Bio0hEhk_bnQe1NeeL77da_RpdEEQt1S3zYwq1eBWakcKnjlpYgMv2rVs4k6absC01vfmh6-EsFF8mVF0r_YryDMFmrFQ/s1024/Mati%CC%81as.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="681" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtnGfbOPA83nEZJ7UWj_4RdU2tJZk027QBdsuYw2akhyphenhyphen5YLuKZrsX3XN2Ci6pY32hFpYD4y4niB0KO8D2LcfdERdS7xV2S63Bio0hEhk_bnQe1NeeL77da_RpdEEQt1S3zYwq1eBWakcKnjlpYgMv2rVs4k6absC01vfmh6-EsFF8mVF0r_YryDMFmrFQ/w426-h640/Mati%CC%81as.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Meaty little Matias.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0Ni6tUTtFwhFUsoWnCnYu7kQpz16BaTTRURKlUiI5UylK9JqexlcQYiwl7EB-JRXvhY7CZTwuITrbeSuI4wzowH6veLZp79W0zFKaInJ2kZ7oWrmeiVGuToS8NepHq93ZJu77tf0YZJe5V99RXzaHhmfJUoKhy2oUPTs4gJTzU2INGITAdA4BiE8ROcc/s924/tumblr_e508d4fc53bd1f5caeaa4b572cc18115_b1d48848_640.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="924" data-original-width="593" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0Ni6tUTtFwhFUsoWnCnYu7kQpz16BaTTRURKlUiI5UylK9JqexlcQYiwl7EB-JRXvhY7CZTwuITrbeSuI4wzowH6veLZp79W0zFKaInJ2kZ7oWrmeiVGuToS8NepHq93ZJu77tf0YZJe5V99RXzaHhmfJUoKhy2oUPTs4gJTzU2INGITAdA4BiE8ROcc/w410-h640/tumblr_e508d4fc53bd1f5caeaa4b572cc18115_b1d48848_640.jpg" width="410" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Scott Cullens. I can hear all of you nasty bitches reaching into your pants you know.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdmXPXdlBZEEKUkyzjDwzcKJtRoSM7tFwZQYTjOCnp12INvJ-50PYos8P2-0l_TCZ7Get2CddRMHZKQJD1AjebhI5esU0lkbBLh91LgXvQT5a4EeEBU_T4P0YYYu7PMlSNpC4qNrzxymUc19T20WEpFcfJVIaXKP_xNO7nvg-oGGCmulZjzDH2MsqhMK4/s768/2636618.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="768" data-original-width="510" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdmXPXdlBZEEKUkyzjDwzcKJtRoSM7tFwZQYTjOCnp12INvJ-50PYos8P2-0l_TCZ7Get2CddRMHZKQJD1AjebhI5esU0lkbBLh91LgXvQT5a4EeEBU_T4P0YYYu7PMlSNpC4qNrzxymUc19T20WEpFcfJVIaXKP_xNO7nvg-oGGCmulZjzDH2MsqhMK4/w426-h640/2636618.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Max Venziano, whose existence proves there is a god.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPV-SYxQhNMKnyETvveml5TP8sihbrZX-tp0nalZUQyRrxLm8lqD6kbHw929B9_Xm0yUW_ySzv45WWgNpc3XdwV2Kax4Nohlu9TvcMOXtPBpGsWadB2DZjFPRmwWVBxzoETOfDtlKNx-zjsO1PbCXOneRngC4Fl6WU8UP1bkinxAukR1DvvzsiY7CAZJs/s1334/tumblr_97792034f06208db67fd7c3efc95d35b_7bd8bcf1_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1334" data-original-width="750" height="768" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPV-SYxQhNMKnyETvveml5TP8sihbrZX-tp0nalZUQyRrxLm8lqD6kbHw929B9_Xm0yUW_ySzv45WWgNpc3XdwV2Kax4Nohlu9TvcMOXtPBpGsWadB2DZjFPRmwWVBxzoETOfDtlKNx-zjsO1PbCXOneRngC4Fl6WU8UP1bkinxAukR1DvvzsiY7CAZJs/w432-h768/tumblr_97792034f06208db67fd7c3efc95d35b_7bd8bcf1_1280.jpg" width="432" /></a></div>Brock Magnuson. Let me reiterate, we can all hear you naughty pusses rooting around in your drawers.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-8328188386524638332023-12-28T23:42:00.000-08:002023-12-28T23:53:11.924-08:00In Which We're Glad That's Over<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4pUQAW8gk7Z-IByyuzhsW8zgiah4bKts_i3nrpeW2CjdcalJSOiFNphsXCfyBAo0ls8xnqJPnTwEwmDbHX4bQ_6H9kKj_QVjSGvqn6uip1LBBmJ_RXW-Qm8CXU2SrRLkaWlV9slieugNmceXb2gwYI-AHxIyZTxbS9bbd07qoctYKprbWf9aK91UKeWE/s1280/tumblr_e7bcafa7191c94b6825ef4a49b4dbb09_a0563b7b_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4pUQAW8gk7Z-IByyuzhsW8zgiah4bKts_i3nrpeW2CjdcalJSOiFNphsXCfyBAo0ls8xnqJPnTwEwmDbHX4bQ_6H9kKj_QVjSGvqn6uip1LBBmJ_RXW-Qm8CXU2SrRLkaWlV9slieugNmceXb2gwYI-AHxIyZTxbS9bbd07qoctYKprbWf9aK91UKeWE/w640-h640/tumblr_e7bcafa7191c94b6825ef4a49b4dbb09_a0563b7b_1280.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><i>I made it all the way through Krampus season without being captured by a demon. It's a win for team peenee!</i></span></div><p>I spent most of xmas asleep which is just how it should be. When I finally staggered to consciousness, I breezed over to secret agent Fred's to help hang art in his newly painted hallway.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvGlYSiyRksTzMLyuyupJrCV72WZe5eFcNGu_r-YswZODORdrFCVbODfdO4AEOVL3pHNdnc0VgXJOK7a4CnvxAZqBPbs6Ndmb8ACyl0NeXg8jUVgu4j6ZK1UpLLz0DI56XYiaKTR224oDNJPh8OUtsPrkKeS9BKsQ3SUpjmL0BfYwr4PO3JLG-fkWCEBU/s2267/34384.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2267" data-original-width="1700" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvGlYSiyRksTzMLyuyupJrCV72WZe5eFcNGu_r-YswZODORdrFCVbODfdO4AEOVL3pHNdnc0VgXJOK7a4CnvxAZqBPbs6Ndmb8ACyl0NeXg8jUVgu4j6ZK1UpLLz0DI56XYiaKTR224oDNJPh8OUtsPrkKeS9BKsQ3SUpjmL0BfYwr4PO3JLG-fkWCEBU/s320/34384.jpeg" width="240" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Before</i></div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk5YTGH5yUmtA69m2Qfu_y6gRdsFsap1sx3d90WElmatJpzUpXS4GyOui-wCFrXUbfcdQ2JG_6sJfO8Onj4veZ9IVrm3wHcMpzrnSheYa2-2T5Ned2cHZf_wXO7N-zHJESnd1xhdh3G6yjq2X9A2VuARyPkXyOQ3e5pUQuZVp3H-CNN-0pRSfv0AoNaGo/s2193/34392.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2193" data-original-width="1645" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk5YTGH5yUmtA69m2Qfu_y6gRdsFsap1sx3d90WElmatJpzUpXS4GyOui-wCFrXUbfcdQ2JG_6sJfO8Onj4veZ9IVrm3wHcMpzrnSheYa2-2T5Ned2cHZf_wXO7N-zHJESnd1xhdh3G6yjq2X9A2VuARyPkXyOQ3e5pUQuZVp3H-CNN-0pRSfv0AoNaGo/s320/34392.jpeg" width="240" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>After</i></div><div><br /></div><div>It's a very attractive piece, an antique Chinese carved arch. I think it may have been part of a screen or even one of those elaborate beds. It was a struggle getting it up on the wall because it's three sizable pieces that have to fit together AND have to hang straight AND the whole point was to get it to fit around that stupid electric box that his building just installed. </div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg54ixAFkcTp33wYuArslhozkwiwBIfycHDyRkyEY6WX9PL1WNxgw2UOb0MKUNHvoNCbs1p8kAUNRGfra7R3DpFi1Dsa-e6ZLuLCbmg2epJtk9kvDms_674oLL7V4uWNuhgOcCzwyzUGTP5QIdunielJYjx2JhsBBfF1u0vL2gtOI6u7EovbgKkh8UsTQw/s960/34433.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="720" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg54ixAFkcTp33wYuArslhozkwiwBIfycHDyRkyEY6WX9PL1WNxgw2UOb0MKUNHvoNCbs1p8kAUNRGfra7R3DpFi1Dsa-e6ZLuLCbmg2epJtk9kvDms_674oLL7V4uWNuhgOcCzwyzUGTP5QIdunielJYjx2JhsBBfF1u0vL2gtOI6u7EovbgKkh8UsTQw/s320/34433.jpeg" width="240" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>That rug has got to go.</i></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Fred says he's not digging that particular blue although I like it, I think mostly it's the light from the naked bulb that is not doing it any favors. I enjoyed the whole experience. I think for some gay men (me and Fred for instance) decorating is more than a chore, it's recreational, especially when there's a challenge to it like this was. It's sort of like what sports are for straight boys. </div><div><br /></div><div>I'm writing this the day after christmas, Boxing Day, the Feast of Stephen, whatever you want to call it, mostly I think of it as having survived yet another holiday season. Yay. The yuleday itself brought with it several very sweet texts from my nieces. My brothers started popping out offspring 55 years ago and yet I am still unaccustomed to being addressed as "Uncle Gary." Who you talking to?</div><div><br /></div><div>Guys:</div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh93xE5P6-WE8UPQUrht3Lg4_uQnAzYbQX0gHgFTRHHLkrl-rJsyB-QmLynUwoFV2X1k9e8CPlNF_RnTB84Y_GSvIibHgMxIwps3Y0a4GAx-D19dHPbklgNdOIaQ65JPojY8W8QeUOJgN_BoLcSPmW6O8Qzk2hQU2iyBU3dwbflUUymJ6gCAor2w_y2ZHI/s751/23120411.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="751" data-original-width="532" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh93xE5P6-WE8UPQUrht3Lg4_uQnAzYbQX0gHgFTRHHLkrl-rJsyB-QmLynUwoFV2X1k9e8CPlNF_RnTB84Y_GSvIibHgMxIwps3Y0a4GAx-D19dHPbklgNdOIaQ65JPojY8W8QeUOJgN_BoLcSPmW6O8Qzk2hQU2iyBU3dwbflUUymJ6gCAor2w_y2ZHI/w454-h640/23120411.jpg" width="454" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Anonymous, but humpy.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7Zab2YHHvgpdB8vmWTOtvvQ3po62b1aqqMlcsoKUoyo9C9x5ACrVpYxLE0uPR4D3xPaUvRfAkFLh_rrKO27bJria49uCcuxTakgLu2WZB9fMbypBUtph1u9gGvpfIsrUjHHTgYPvV-pP_um9luYFIyAxf1P09Vi51TxSzbQjCu8RxNNDSo5HbTh4JHfI/s639/23120412.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="639" data-original-width="434" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7Zab2YHHvgpdB8vmWTOtvvQ3po62b1aqqMlcsoKUoyo9C9x5ACrVpYxLE0uPR4D3xPaUvRfAkFLh_rrKO27bJria49uCcuxTakgLu2WZB9fMbypBUtph1u9gGvpfIsrUjHHTgYPvV-pP_um9luYFIyAxf1P09Vi51TxSzbQjCu8RxNNDSo5HbTh4JHfI/w434-h640/23120412.jpg" width="434" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I am not usually taken by skinny youth. I am only including this one to show that I do have range.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiU1NXV82ZwgqFP6YGmRYJrKR6Dkge2XV74zrGap0gTGhIU848Zk2xvCXfpYJHoDYG7HY94iZ25ovt7lgZR8fdbqGlvTErBwNEzQrRO9jtok314Dr1zSQVrvYhBeTH9kWvLsIuHLm3_FmkcfVxDCNHZTJUh1uVV9spEOn-SQEJt36zEI_emVjRMp85V8U/s843/23120415.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="843" data-original-width="600" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiU1NXV82ZwgqFP6YGmRYJrKR6Dkge2XV74zrGap0gTGhIU848Zk2xvCXfpYJHoDYG7HY94iZ25ovt7lgZR8fdbqGlvTErBwNEzQrRO9jtok314Dr1zSQVrvYhBeTH9kWvLsIuHLm3_FmkcfVxDCNHZTJUh1uVV9spEOn-SQEJt36zEI_emVjRMp85V8U/w456-h640/23120415.jpg" width="456" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">More anonymous beef.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBNW0HOF0h72mtIR5rDp3T_sDOZcMldyDrWf5Dt-FZ1Ps88cwKbu4UNBugDW5e4GNPHc1d-3Ujx0HLIpHE13yGkgXZp4cVe1Bo5hUPokRiid74jbVXfYl8jfbg9MVxxEr8jlZCG3St_JnBAcfeiQqznxDjwZ_j-3Us9JrHzBYG04Axrlhl9NpD41rzMbQ/s840/23120416.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="840" data-original-width="560" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBNW0HOF0h72mtIR5rDp3T_sDOZcMldyDrWf5Dt-FZ1Ps88cwKbu4UNBugDW5e4GNPHc1d-3Ujx0HLIpHE13yGkgXZp4cVe1Bo5hUPokRiid74jbVXfYl8jfbg9MVxxEr8jlZCG3St_JnBAcfeiQqznxDjwZ_j-3Us9JrHzBYG04Axrlhl9NpD41rzMbQ/w426-h640/23120416.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm listening to Erasure, an old favorite from the mad, gay 80s. Oh. L'amour.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijXsjrg478RJXILfczLe1qEmuQHQcgFYQUBKKCey0P7xYovUnhnxY5ecn98euenT_5Ibn1g41WxLP63rW-lKYM5jXnGa-SHiHqfHRAfcSHHlkw1fMVJI77ikZCfqHAprvYovxsrQuPC9DTebEIcIpsjoLXKPKUKKckXJYc8T8JRf0hvdmZHoSH4DsobMY/s750/23120417.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="750" data-original-width="500" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijXsjrg478RJXILfczLe1qEmuQHQcgFYQUBKKCey0P7xYovUnhnxY5ecn98euenT_5Ibn1g41WxLP63rW-lKYM5jXnGa-SHiHqfHRAfcSHHlkw1fMVJI77ikZCfqHAprvYovxsrQuPC9DTebEIcIpsjoLXKPKUKKckXJYc8T8JRf0hvdmZHoSH4DsobMY/w426-h640/23120417.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Curvy.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3d8pa2IPpiWqFGlvzXC3OhHFaqQtchW5pCm9i0xqZw9I5sM31OcJ23oNb-5YkxTyOYXJzGPyOxuCJADKCZqs05rSCQ430fCnET4OmxWn3hOa6AlEQMOdMf0zzNRZFwnlDbi5mfy3roIdo79Bm9Dtzxu0AacxLR5SvulTZRh7v862u1FC3BO-LBpLDrc4/s868/23120612.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="868" data-original-width="633" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3d8pa2IPpiWqFGlvzXC3OhHFaqQtchW5pCm9i0xqZw9I5sM31OcJ23oNb-5YkxTyOYXJzGPyOxuCJADKCZqs05rSCQ430fCnET4OmxWn3hOa6AlEQMOdMf0zzNRZFwnlDbi5mfy3roIdo79Bm9Dtzxu0AacxLR5SvulTZRh7v862u1FC3BO-LBpLDrc4/w466-h640/23120612.jpg" width="466" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Yeah, I don't have any information about the boys this week, sorry. Not sorry.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_VwobT4TKG8fl8Le-a0IDHnbo1oDuAUh5Mu4cv-xMiAuZPwVw4M-rhjxJSUAzOwbG08I9b7NhYcKxt_Q1b0a-GuhYZmEy-_Lw6eBhyphenhyphenhMYmtOM3BjXyDCEywrSrF7FKfE-5mEQnqcjjGjPYwb1dBeUy17pA6mDJuByLForFBypkI_Zz1OgztLtU9yG6MQ/s400/readimage.php.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="400" data-original-width="267" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_VwobT4TKG8fl8Le-a0IDHnbo1oDuAUh5Mu4cv-xMiAuZPwVw4M-rhjxJSUAzOwbG08I9b7NhYcKxt_Q1b0a-GuhYZmEy-_Lw6eBhyphenhyphenhMYmtOM3BjXyDCEywrSrF7FKfE-5mEQnqcjjGjPYwb1dBeUy17pA6mDJuByLForFBypkI_Zz1OgztLtU9yG6MQ/w428-h640/readimage.php.jpeg" width="428" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Kristen Bjorn used to be a purveyor of such high quality pussy. These days, not so much, except for this guy, whoever he is.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-19919669018188176702023-12-22T17:30:00.000-08:002023-12-22T17:35:32.853-08:00In Which We Offer Season's Bleatings<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzcsPtiiptWHXZtAWWsEZvwrWAGNpj2uM_-ZPO7fMPXKuP1TjrEc-BHyfp58zcDVd3h7Qr8dbjExQ1pLvD1rAGaD2TxCEj4l230kJ7S1lprgmmZaZF9efu6R_ep00ko6n3B5Ap2c8qlyRwNodiT2JPizBo2LNhCOpzVhon5lozpN1sRS7Uf2aCiAuGnJA/s400/91f165c66c59302fa0b900ec2bd74151_view.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="400" data-original-width="256" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzcsPtiiptWHXZtAWWsEZvwrWAGNpj2uM_-ZPO7fMPXKuP1TjrEc-BHyfp58zcDVd3h7Qr8dbjExQ1pLvD1rAGaD2TxCEj4l230kJ7S1lprgmmZaZF9efu6R_ep00ko6n3B5Ap2c8qlyRwNodiT2JPizBo2LNhCOpzVhon5lozpN1sRS7Uf2aCiAuGnJA/w410-h640/91f165c66c59302fa0b900ec2bd74151_view.jpg" width="410" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>I found my Christmas card</i></div><p></p><p><br /></p><p>I was walking home on the very respectable Market Street right past the very respectable corner of Sanchez when some slightly broken down homeless guy with a big dingy gray beard held up a prescription bottle full of mystery pills and shook them at me. I very politely declined because, you know, manners, and kept walking, but then I wondered "Did I just turn down drugs from Santy Claus?"</p><p>Drugs are on my mind more than usual these days. I remain off of the pain meds that were so dear to me for so many years. Not because of any high-minded opposition to opioids, but simply because once I stop taking them I found out they did nothing for my pain level. </p><p>Now that I've sucked it up and gone through withdrawal, It just seems like I'm better off without them. However, withdrawal brought with it an occasional spike of depression. When I mentioned it to my doctor, she dug around in Google for a while (bitch, I could have done that, a thought I did not mention to her. Well, maybe I mentioned it a little bit.) </p><p>She finished her conference with Dr Google and announced that what I needed was ketamine. I briefly wondered if she was inviting me to a rave, but then I settled down. Turns out ketamine is the new depression drug that all the best people are trying. It's not just for club kids who have too many opinions about house music any more.</p><p>I have a history of drugs that go back several amusing decades. I was not only slutty, but always up for a good time. One Mardi Gras, friends of a friend had something they called "mysterious white powder." I went back for seconds. How was I to know it was PCP? Maybe. Speculation later held that it might also have been pig tranquilizer. My point is, I am no stranger to chemically enhanced amusements. Still, I'm surprised when medical professionals suggest drugs I could probably get more cheaply and easily at the 16th Street BART station.</p><p>I am now supposedly scheduling my ketamine treatment through some online site which is probably not as sketchy as it sounds. Probably. We'll see.</p><p>Also since I'm not on pain meds (which didn't do anything) my back still hurts so this afternoon I went to yet another doctor and got a trigger point injection: lidocaine, some steroid, and something else. I don't know, I wasn't paying attention; I was busy thinking about how humpy the nurse shooting me up was. Anyway, it actually seems to be helping which is a good thing because the shot itself - ouchie. So merry fucking xmas, and all that.</p><p>Guys you wish you'd find under the tree:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7S0dSqjvS7bo6v2cSyCTUnL4ciqqtGaQPTIErmflxbaHvyQL34JogeJdXV92WfKuE97pKNhMePI_1p6cozQh_GOD_ct30RudXZklqIDoZqD8gJvdjFUcOIxzIXzM8HOTWskVgWwr2eLpMSp3kLE1nVpvOaP8nmd9JqSHzxUQPw0s7wofXUalb2PkLjDE/s750/tumblr_omdpy07fcs1uq0j9qo1_500.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="750" data-original-width="465" height="713" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7S0dSqjvS7bo6v2cSyCTUnL4ciqqtGaQPTIErmflxbaHvyQL34JogeJdXV92WfKuE97pKNhMePI_1p6cozQh_GOD_ct30RudXZklqIDoZqD8gJvdjFUcOIxzIXzM8HOTWskVgWwr2eLpMSp3kLE1nVpvOaP8nmd9JqSHzxUQPw0s7wofXUalb2PkLjDE/w441-h713/tumblr_omdpy07fcs1uq0j9qo1_500.jpg" width="441" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">The aptly named Joey Swole.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoVEqjodEo3VdN0qMTdRFKcr-1_XWWlVXAQsHz8stlTEJ9eotxFhr4zXA0zVC_sJ-KdvOVawidpfzBJOIkNYZN_R5Gs-xVrX7yuzf1IgNdtMoeddltZIx43QT5jgemDV_Hdm7kUPe7jXIDmaI6rcdlJOUM2RU7mBh0Ytr4vdqRzBLVxgc5bVbKQQ0sAbQ/s751/23120411.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="751" data-original-width="532" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoVEqjodEo3VdN0qMTdRFKcr-1_XWWlVXAQsHz8stlTEJ9eotxFhr4zXA0zVC_sJ-KdvOVawidpfzBJOIkNYZN_R5Gs-xVrX7yuzf1IgNdtMoeddltZIx43QT5jgemDV_Hdm7kUPe7jXIDmaI6rcdlJOUM2RU7mBh0Ytr4vdqRzBLVxgc5bVbKQQ0sAbQ/w454-h640/23120411.jpg" width="454" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Some guy with a dick. That's all I got.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi9QmjxMBvx7sZGvxQiYeKbkyNPFoLcbdiC9u2ZnIx69i0BhTMKIXQ6QYQj1ng0qwDkfIs19pKi7MUV_cKjYgPb8eK-PrrPg460Gw_RhIMr7MLuK-bOioepxMFLP29CFRWZKtOHL_G9lbdrBO_zcjayEqRY2BL9vBNKeVBqgtdLpUCAgBzocA3zAPEZsg/s751/94cc3e1a4a9e0cd17ec9d13aa3dcdbc9c06009cb_2_750x1000.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="751" data-original-width="411" height="838" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi9QmjxMBvx7sZGvxQiYeKbkyNPFoLcbdiC9u2ZnIx69i0BhTMKIXQ6QYQj1ng0qwDkfIs19pKi7MUV_cKjYgPb8eK-PrrPg460Gw_RhIMr7MLuK-bOioepxMFLP29CFRWZKtOHL_G9lbdrBO_zcjayEqRY2BL9vBNKeVBqgtdLpUCAgBzocA3zAPEZsg/w458-h838/94cc3e1a4a9e0cd17ec9d13aa3dcdbc9c06009cb_2_750x1000.jpeg" width="458" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Zac Beech wishes happy burfday to baby jesus, sorry about that whole crucifixion thingy. No hard feelings, huh?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcnJUul6fMz4k378V9eNU9G2a0ZfWgTTD4EsyzD4NUBIrw3d9iUbcnpNJBhL6OTs3qKrd9aO4IcKduU2HAeFDGdvRkUdsWzWh1Gjh19wch48OgCgLSmc3eY6vJs5j-UCIjx7E3qR7zR-u8jfWrl2q16XcReBjblj0qjZfgJ3NZM4a4P3xT8p6B1BG33n4/s800/311318.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="800" data-original-width="533" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcnJUul6fMz4k378V9eNU9G2a0ZfWgTTD4EsyzD4NUBIrw3d9iUbcnpNJBhL6OTs3qKrd9aO4IcKduU2HAeFDGdvRkUdsWzWh1Gjh19wch48OgCgLSmc3eY6vJs5j-UCIjx7E3qR7zR-u8jfWrl2q16XcReBjblj0qjZfgJ3NZM4a4P3xT8p6B1BG33n4/w426-h640/311318.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Matt Vose and his extra large fatty.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikuzzBRwAd43hQMhyY9wxoImiM0xywOkBVZP7pqFii05oYCv9fDsSU47CnI7pozO8NULNJoTONwhx7yt24I-dbw_X99G4cUZIGRMLsWFtDSk3QyzWP9BzmW7cC031ObNYhBxq5V8EMq7D4QxiyEE9xFXQPe5W31CPcvwYUrgJmq8GSIOIeeAnuVMLLu-Q/s1555/1702594855008.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1555" data-original-width="1037" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikuzzBRwAd43hQMhyY9wxoImiM0xywOkBVZP7pqFii05oYCv9fDsSU47CnI7pozO8NULNJoTONwhx7yt24I-dbw_X99G4cUZIGRMLsWFtDSk3QyzWP9BzmW7cC031ObNYhBxq5V8EMq7D4QxiyEE9xFXQPe5W31CPcvwYUrgJmq8GSIOIeeAnuVMLLu-Q/w426-h640/1702594855008.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Scott Carter, looking cuter than ever with his new beard.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfUswkYZIc5WGCmGSp6LG2sX9fJzm5dxUtIsQJ6nnf1SZ1A8rfFptdZZ87rvjVeLpH6tLCwvO6A29Ksfhmp0WNJ-XGAQmjtotmMNf-Ud1uJ34c9QOGl1mnvIwrNUYmcX235INDF-gCmRonRfqy3UW57ie2kJ-UAYF2fvZycFhhEKJACEVBvBaqqzn5P2c/s1600/gpa15rfywe071.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfUswkYZIc5WGCmGSp6LG2sX9fJzm5dxUtIsQJ6nnf1SZ1A8rfFptdZZ87rvjVeLpH6tLCwvO6A29Ksfhmp0WNJ-XGAQmjtotmMNf-Ud1uJ34c9QOGl1mnvIwrNUYmcX235INDF-gCmRonRfqy3UW57ie2kJ-UAYF2fvZycFhhEKJACEVBvBaqqzn5P2c/w512-h640/gpa15rfywe071.jpg" width="512" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">DON'T DRINK OUT OF THE FUCKING CARTON. Uncouth lout.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhw4MlJGWl9-X5kom5ZWaXN0FC0n9HzO9O0b-xSIsWPkU_ZAIdsrL83i5pifGWUf_Vgf6D-15gOoI8y9HNmrqJGprHos2ytE2H4Tk7fKtpEJUcCXXZy0TLM8DRHjObHBTPdHQos7rYKeXElI_i33SKb-jU5aSf73g5Fdi-oJ6lElKhyV-StchT4UvzuAFk/s353/MATT%20LUSCIOUS%20-%20THE%20HOTTEST%20MALE%20MODELS%20(25).jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="353" data-original-width="233" height="751" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhw4MlJGWl9-X5kom5ZWaXN0FC0n9HzO9O0b-xSIsWPkU_ZAIdsrL83i5pifGWUf_Vgf6D-15gOoI8y9HNmrqJGprHos2ytE2H4Tk7fKtpEJUcCXXZy0TLM8DRHjObHBTPdHQos7rYKeXElI_i33SKb-jU5aSf73g5Fdi-oJ6lElKhyV-StchT4UvzuAFk/w495-h751/MATT%20LUSCIOUS%20-%20THE%20HOTTEST%20MALE%20MODELS%20(25).jpg" width="495" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Speaking of apt names, here we see Matt Luscious, aka Creamy Gorilla.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVmWQ0VmE8F8oMTKnd7d0K23ueybChDFbiCxmEGd8qBczWLuFJrz8JI8j5K9bGTHar3140zpy61m83lamnk9atIuqPo70mU7DPC7x7YSkCcfp4goEDvMDSSwBlZqMgO6n8Pv9Inldq2u_h_-M6PP8pFU7yqo-8gMdnNnurK_JkJjzx6mbGghxzKtAx8wA/s800/Garic%20Soldatov%205.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="800" data-original-width="640" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVmWQ0VmE8F8oMTKnd7d0K23ueybChDFbiCxmEGd8qBczWLuFJrz8JI8j5K9bGTHar3140zpy61m83lamnk9atIuqPo70mU7DPC7x7YSkCcfp4goEDvMDSSwBlZqMgO6n8Pv9Inldq2u_h_-M6PP8pFU7yqo-8gMdnNnurK_JkJjzx6mbGghxzKtAx8wA/w512-h640/Garic%20Soldatov%205.jpg" width="512" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Garic Soldatov, always welcome here at mrpeenee, Inc.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3rBRGTebwnQHw3OKZkhKtscByNjE4LLwZUlu9tUjlOUs7IrouL7r4m4C7PXLZmSF5l_Zg1orMXptq7ftoBEbd7MiYYJQTlGTzegWtKcj8hOVkvzgWUvglAnhkRL9CLYPw5wnr8J3-W2L01M-eaupnG678fyGPhnktT54_kEuU8vxJE0jBJ6hNXPyc9ks/s400/readimage.php.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="400" data-original-width="267" height="553" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3rBRGTebwnQHw3OKZkhKtscByNjE4LLwZUlu9tUjlOUs7IrouL7r4m4C7PXLZmSF5l_Zg1orMXptq7ftoBEbd7MiYYJQTlGTzegWtKcj8hOVkvzgWUvglAnhkRL9CLYPw5wnr8J3-W2L01M-eaupnG678fyGPhnktT54_kEuU8vxJE0jBJ6hNXPyc9ks/w370-h553/readimage.php.jpeg" width="370" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">One of those Kristen Bjorn tramps.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-81431119093842498452023-12-15T13:44:00.000-08:002023-12-15T13:49:23.394-08:00In Which We Are Carolled<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjB2CFu9i64FPhhekO6xhrjM98HCPGwthYsct5OfvlUmY6OeGUQ_HbWjG-n8dF1v7-D3vVwpMTW7g0wlaFhaJerMKBUZM6DdmwuQIaBHKXMkMkYuinNnAvYRodQgV3UNC20uA9c0Tlgbp2C_LpUENtAgbak40ofk_U3bRQ_lOZ6XfvcyT2Ssz7E6uYtf8U/s511/badchristmasgrinchquotes5.jpg%20copy.tiff" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="394" data-original-width="511" height="494" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjB2CFu9i64FPhhekO6xhrjM98HCPGwthYsct5OfvlUmY6OeGUQ_HbWjG-n8dF1v7-D3vVwpMTW7g0wlaFhaJerMKBUZM6DdmwuQIaBHKXMkMkYuinNnAvYRodQgV3UNC20uA9c0Tlgbp2C_LpUENtAgbak40ofk_U3bRQ_lOZ6XfvcyT2Ssz7E6uYtf8U/w640-h494/badchristmasgrinchquotes5.jpg%20copy.tiff" width="640" /></a></div><p>I was so close. For the last couple of years I have celebrated making it all the way to Christmas without being subjected to any Christmas music. I know being so hostile to the mewling tunes of this joyful season makes me an easy target for people wanting to call me a misanthropic grinch. Fuck that. It's only that I am willing to say out loud what everyone else is thinking.</p><p>This year seemed to be shaping up for yet another Xmas uninfested by Rudolph-the-Red-Nosed-Reindeer and the like. Since I pretty much go nowhere except my bathroom and Peet's Cafe (and they have totally gotten on board the no Christmas music train) I felt safe, foolishly safe. I would just slide through what Jon, from <a href="https://jon-doloresdelargo.blogspot.com" target="_blank">Give Em the Old Razzle Dazzle</a>, calls the festering season without my ears being punished. </p><p>And then I had to go see my doctor. What was waiting for me there? Guess. I opened their door and was confronted with Andy Williams, Perry Como, and Nat King Cole crooning fucking carols. And not just any carols, but the insipid, saccharin version.</p><p>Ugh, this is already been a difficult year. I should have known.</p><p>Guys to soothe your holiday battered earholes:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgd7DKP1QW6FoJfeRLaDeA_XvCkSLIg3595PtGfrNlkAnmVzg6pa105QfmoJ5J-ouknEgzYeq3M20wG3FWtvO0NmFXF0LCDd32X_YVhbiCMqNlKrK_SpLakB8zsHYk0UZlQkTh680IccxKK1RWFj7S5L6H9u8DQD3f-UV0VtVoTk3dsz7g1XYbF467858o/s640/jean-franko-100%25-male-models%20(33).jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="640" data-original-width="427" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgd7DKP1QW6FoJfeRLaDeA_XvCkSLIg3595PtGfrNlkAnmVzg6pa105QfmoJ5J-ouknEgzYeq3M20wG3FWtvO0NmFXF0LCDd32X_YVhbiCMqNlKrK_SpLakB8zsHYk0UZlQkTh680IccxKK1RWFj7S5L6H9u8DQD3f-UV0VtVoTk3dsz7g1XYbF467858o/w428-h640/jean-franko-100%25-male-models%20(33).jpg" width="428" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Jean Franko, still in the wrapping, sort of.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAFRDViJnKiYKkPduB7dMCQqGiQju2YH76orB-oMKY0F_NR4OD8Efagx9APy1-SKVBpUP8UZjKlkYCQ3ABC8cblQ0pPVG9u0snGewgAZTyTE7uZxPf1eWMgmZmY1I4U5Olka6kkWFNVPvFpnChhy3qnthOzx3hx44h54oEkoL4b4yPsJRhlL341Cscv4k/s498/tumblr_c472dbd1331d52822127e3d41318a4c3_074fb432_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="498" data-original-width="334" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAFRDViJnKiYKkPduB7dMCQqGiQju2YH76orB-oMKY0F_NR4OD8Efagx9APy1-SKVBpUP8UZjKlkYCQ3ABC8cblQ0pPVG9u0snGewgAZTyTE7uZxPf1eWMgmZmY1I4U5Olka6kkWFNVPvFpnChhy3qnthOzx3hx44h54oEkoL4b4yPsJRhlL341Cscv4k/w430-h640/tumblr_c472dbd1331d52822127e3d41318a4c3_074fb432_500.jpg" width="430" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I finally found out the name of this guy and his angelic backside, please give a warm peenee welcome to Alfred Herrera</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhETpkXmwzCQ9_OVhmJbaz5fnFNQsJUaKKBW38CXqFHaN7KMZrgvsvIIgyMdLPXCnPXjPKfyJIYABzv9pKPXqro3KpfF0Zf-kKnQhGHjYa5iFv3zzv-ZbejgWRKpyYroviEuMTQ2q-zbpzizGGRC2gQEf6PuQx4F356BY1onCpZeOtxF08yxmD5YzjfCIU/s344/jack%20harrer%20-%20100%25%20male%20models%20(1).jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="344" data-original-width="234" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhETpkXmwzCQ9_OVhmJbaz5fnFNQsJUaKKBW38CXqFHaN7KMZrgvsvIIgyMdLPXCnPXjPKfyJIYABzv9pKPXqro3KpfF0Zf-kKnQhGHjYa5iFv3zzv-ZbejgWRKpyYroviEuMTQ2q-zbpzizGGRC2gQEf6PuQx4F356BY1onCpZeOtxF08yxmD5YzjfCIU/w436-h640/jack%20harrer%20-%20100%25%20male%20models%20(1).jpg" width="436" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Here we have the seasonal stylings of Jack Harrer, another one of those Bel Ami sluts.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAHfpY1wocHuHwVNs-8QDOoRx3TRxaxsI3U49eSmnlr1oFceMbjY7zZaaUFMXVzTWSLQ-guaDm6BQP-NDpaFRt7_wCSmj70a-2rbqyRvRtxIwbKHPevox04MuxrFAOp1_t1VnanI11krrdWH7eD0BIXjh92R2GLzI_Xm2Nvl34YhpbPhHUOqVLLd1WuHw/s982/Screen%20Shot%202023-12-12%20at%204.54.19%20PM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="982" data-original-width="721" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAHfpY1wocHuHwVNs-8QDOoRx3TRxaxsI3U49eSmnlr1oFceMbjY7zZaaUFMXVzTWSLQ-guaDm6BQP-NDpaFRt7_wCSmj70a-2rbqyRvRtxIwbKHPevox04MuxrFAOp1_t1VnanI11krrdWH7eD0BIXjh92R2GLzI_Xm2Nvl34YhpbPhHUOqVLLd1WuHw/w470-h640/Screen%20Shot%202023-12-12%20at%204.54.19%20PM.png" width="470" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">My friends and others who enjoy low humor used to call this pose The Landing Pad.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjORdmPjD-DHQxjxsyV1ibXTSuPnM_Qge4YI7nK8MuA5N99a9gR5CFn0vkq-2GhAOujLSQAyqOQ2Xd-6IzuPNkh8PqP18OJcs7HA_MoDcnmGGBYPOrdRsMzQcRNByN9C7z8D8DECWFyfPbLiybHbgTE5k6Uf16t7iSc4H6bjXHY2pe_iiEKPQxuJYBvg4E/s748/tumblr_nmwvunFslz1u4rk1jo1_500.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="748" data-original-width="500" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjORdmPjD-DHQxjxsyV1ibXTSuPnM_Qge4YI7nK8MuA5N99a9gR5CFn0vkq-2GhAOujLSQAyqOQ2Xd-6IzuPNkh8PqP18OJcs7HA_MoDcnmGGBYPOrdRsMzQcRNByN9C7z8D8DECWFyfPbLiybHbgTE5k6Uf16t7iSc4H6bjXHY2pe_iiEKPQxuJYBvg4E/w428-h640/tumblr_nmwvunFslz1u4rk1jo1_500.jpg" width="428" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Some anonymous, but humpy strumpet.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6JBSe85ehopGIvO2F3O8Y4QQmBNY11aLK5npEf-6BMaQ_IIDqWC-bQ4aeS7jaXgGlMfLxzL3MeEMPSGPQqdUndusHSk-wkBfLrEMXMcGsERJfI4qYk7-gsqjJo6M4WAECrG7DabzYyBCL4D5vBmF3o_7fiDpDZo7D_3tZmG2ZTD_UMCKInc7lUqUxOnI/s844/tumblr_ead16df3eb7595d693d568639473b159_d055d68b_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="475" data-original-width="844" height="360" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6JBSe85ehopGIvO2F3O8Y4QQmBNY11aLK5npEf-6BMaQ_IIDqWC-bQ4aeS7jaXgGlMfLxzL3MeEMPSGPQqdUndusHSk-wkBfLrEMXMcGsERJfI4qYk7-gsqjJo6M4WAECrG7DabzYyBCL4D5vBmF3o_7fiDpDZo7D_3tZmG2ZTD_UMCKInc7lUqUxOnI/w640-h360/tumblr_ead16df3eb7595d693d568639473b159_d055d68b_1280.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I know it's been a long year. Lay down and take it easy for a while.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-23261557450419192032023-12-09T15:20:00.000-08:002023-12-09T15:20:36.137-08:00In Which We Get Our Hair Did<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkNUqwDhcnLzImdBD58bGUVrxOQRNSvsKSS4Ks7iEwIqCfnb1OOCmD2sJ3kVjveVhz1aLCewCKEv0xGs5QmPUnfwCL-RgW-F3cWAuDvpS-fcJMnNWKiAYdcnwbgXrV5zWg7WR-zOXDO3Zs0hOCUNRAm6VEBA372tvMJrv2mjK6DGaeyV9xnvnLqjFfYzQ/s3264/IMG_20231209_142924.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="3264" data-original-width="2448" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkNUqwDhcnLzImdBD58bGUVrxOQRNSvsKSS4Ks7iEwIqCfnb1OOCmD2sJ3kVjveVhz1aLCewCKEv0xGs5QmPUnfwCL-RgW-F3cWAuDvpS-fcJMnNWKiAYdcnwbgXrV5zWg7WR-zOXDO3Zs0hOCUNRAm6VEBA372tvMJrv2mjK6DGaeyV9xnvnLqjFfYzQ/w480-h640/IMG_20231209_142924.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I did not dye my hair purple. I dyed it <i>lavender. </i>It's fun, it's fresh, it's kicky. This was not some carefully thought out change; a couple weeks ago I was lying in bed, as I am wont, and I suddenly thought that I would like to live life with wisteria colored hair. There's a place next door to my dear, dear cafe Peet's that specializes in color, so I went online, randomly picked some beautician there, and set up an appointment. Boom.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The appointment was Thursday, The guy in charge of my new hair was very nice and had an adorable dog he claimed was a "miniature Pinscher," but it just looks like a dachshund with long legs. Anyway it was easy and fairly pleasant, but St Clairol above, I was there for more than 2 hours, a time commitment I would not normally allot to anything other than porn.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Initially I was sort of disappointed in the color. It seemed closer to a old lady mauve than the silvery lavender I was hoping for. Just as a side note, Americans pronounce that color as "maw*ve" but when you're discussing your new hair color, it's more comforting to use the French "mow*ve." </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsp9Ak4Np5cv2HqJznxYbJDsgL2zCx-vWEVc-vsSAok7vfRIaqYtU8KBHT-jyeyYbswmGNcHxjARx19A2wXB0i-XhJ3sfMMrUSXfjd_eOSWq0Bpea97gpkFspVEX9KNQefFtXIJhcjqPRMzdf4i9w9P9OAujjPcS-zo0jPPpPSZjzZJm9f5ihR11QVKoI/s3264/IMG_20231207_223604.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="3264" data-original-width="2448" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsp9Ak4Np5cv2HqJznxYbJDsgL2zCx-vWEVc-vsSAok7vfRIaqYtU8KBHT-jyeyYbswmGNcHxjARx19A2wXB0i-XhJ3sfMMrUSXfjd_eOSWq0Bpea97gpkFspVEX9KNQefFtXIJhcjqPRMzdf4i9w9P9OAujjPcS-zo0jPPpPSZjzZJm9f5ihR11QVKoI/w480-h640/IMG_20231207_223604.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Mowve</div><div><br /></div><div>But things seem to be calming down to much more closer to what I had in mind. So I'm happy with it. Will I go back to get the color charged up in a month or so? I'm pretty sure not. That level of fussiness is just not something I can regularly sign up for. Plus the guy who was doing the color also trimmed my hair with an air of not being able to restrain himself any longer. He made a few discreet but loaded comments about my haircut and told me to just come back to him to get it cut. I admitted to him that my regular haircutter, Jeff, terrifies me and I would never be able to leave. It's like being in an abusive relationship, except that I sling back as much abuse as I take. It's complicated.</div><div><br /></div><div>Guys:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2ELQ186f-goI0KDFS750zsfz4MWwIliZgo7h2Ypk382WcpJ5tGXn0EfNifUECbRe4g5RIfhWzIxayCrpX6d4WjTvN2WrhN8Cgr-kMQGfkQx3pbrcwbb4vr-voeQ__72BDa7iltew-PI-mygMe9devfYEzH2NMhec9P1y1cJrBn77m5hFY19CfGsMOQ3M/s640/ladd-lusk-Brad%20Pearmain-100%25-male-models%20(6).jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="640" data-original-width="427" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2ELQ186f-goI0KDFS750zsfz4MWwIliZgo7h2Ypk382WcpJ5tGXn0EfNifUECbRe4g5RIfhWzIxayCrpX6d4WjTvN2WrhN8Cgr-kMQGfkQx3pbrcwbb4vr-voeQ__72BDa7iltew-PI-mygMe9devfYEzH2NMhec9P1y1cJrBn77m5hFY19CfGsMOQ3M/w428-h640/ladd-lusk-Brad%20Pearmain-100%25-male-models%20(6).jpg" width="428" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">So very not mauve.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTKNmo4tIunvyHdkkWqplWeJkvB5rF5pOeO9qKrO9Cz0wwunTT9g2s3Xq-Sbg68gJq6GDgzgssUHBSBh3KzsCMXagXUPuKKf8y3Fs8HP76Cwta8g-XUHi7RDcQdao9KwO7c9CjDeRsJrB-Ev26MTNVQdiQCgupIPd9vYuYwlkw6fzdg1Ty3CqPShRCO_A/s1050/tumblr_a4385cbd609f6379870fab8876c00548_383f25de_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1050" data-original-width="800" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTKNmo4tIunvyHdkkWqplWeJkvB5rF5pOeO9qKrO9Cz0wwunTT9g2s3Xq-Sbg68gJq6GDgzgssUHBSBh3KzsCMXagXUPuKKf8y3Fs8HP76Cwta8g-XUHi7RDcQdao9KwO7c9CjDeRsJrB-Ev26MTNVQdiQCgupIPd9vYuYwlkw6fzdg1Ty3CqPShRCO_A/w488-h640/tumblr_a4385cbd609f6379870fab8876c00548_383f25de_1280.jpg" width="488" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">The always charming Dmitry Averyanov.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDI9qVlTGv-Qf2mtpzG5PHAValdHGqcrUQ-BPRbc80ERSZIbO-DvaOrjRWcHvdeSPcJx1MH0y5LwDf0I5gsxRp9GuOY-sHUIb2gkknirWgArrWufJIJoTjR9NEVV06R5wbnbqJNqxVKj1HqcgCrof-Etcc29TCjQ8sS3V5anKe25zIB0wg5wnsCxk13Ew/s800/David-Cihacek-Naked-2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="519" data-original-width="800" height="416" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDI9qVlTGv-Qf2mtpzG5PHAValdHGqcrUQ-BPRbc80ERSZIbO-DvaOrjRWcHvdeSPcJx1MH0y5LwDf0I5gsxRp9GuOY-sHUIb2gkknirWgArrWufJIJoTjR9NEVV06R5wbnbqJNqxVKj1HqcgCrof-Etcc29TCjQ8sS3V5anKe25zIB0wg5wnsCxk13Ew/w640-h416/David-Cihacek-Naked-2.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">David Ciacek. I don't know why they didn't cast him as Ken in the Barbie movie, he actually looks like a live version of Barbie's boyfriend, but with a really nice package,</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4XxIGq-gMian3WqYFdhSU-aokjCg6hEAZI3StUCKAkNGIUlC-WlUmz78r2VmZdTPwVG_3cpYgB1JwdU182HupAaNrcQsvlBu8DSS8TG3tVGvFTOOUmLwy4WS1KZpA_PKuNe9uxLpVC-Bis9i3gJN7mdqOMfW0vZ2kVCYTHTbMo01FXrVUXn_RIyMAABU/s286/tumblr_4c21b43f9272426942531b93945f0df0_979ba487_250.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="286" data-original-width="250" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4XxIGq-gMian3WqYFdhSU-aokjCg6hEAZI3StUCKAkNGIUlC-WlUmz78r2VmZdTPwVG_3cpYgB1JwdU182HupAaNrcQsvlBu8DSS8TG3tVGvFTOOUmLwy4WS1KZpA_PKuNe9uxLpVC-Bis9i3gJN7mdqOMfW0vZ2kVCYTHTbMo01FXrVUXn_RIyMAABU/w559-h640/tumblr_4c21b43f9272426942531b93945f0df0_979ba487_250.jpg" width="559" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">See? Absolute Ken.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiB874_0nc25K_pidnW9qJZd0AyilPZtB3iI8YnpVI5aKHpoaHVHgkLrL2epX0-DNUXPd5-CaXOBhaA78jMhiO6H6keybWJQEmqAlm-FvigAt7vFhFE02CVtAIdGCeD7z4Bp3msmu5RYwRDb_NADbyK0BgdW1bAuMBqJrF2mbqe8b7z-7d9wTsWObuZ1n0/s1881/Screen%20Shot%202023-11-24%20at%209.47.34%20PM.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1224" data-original-width="1881" height="416" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiB874_0nc25K_pidnW9qJZd0AyilPZtB3iI8YnpVI5aKHpoaHVHgkLrL2epX0-DNUXPd5-CaXOBhaA78jMhiO6H6keybWJQEmqAlm-FvigAt7vFhFE02CVtAIdGCeD7z4Bp3msmu5RYwRDb_NADbyK0BgdW1bAuMBqJrF2mbqe8b7z-7d9wTsWObuZ1n0/w640-h416/Screen%20Shot%202023-11-24%20at%209.47.34%20PM.png" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">My obsession with Grag Stone continues.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTLTxHNITOwTqlZNVLP0X00IT8uprBn4Tg7OlFVtcYzC5_9d6x8Lsb_mVyNRiVv2SYotoADhNc3I17-iuTIBlZ7LJ1aIIteNhejgMZph71n1Ywr3zg7Gwl8DfwpP7_NcUcNtLOx4ARuV8I2IFXSmER7tCc4qWO6mKkJj8YAOvtKaveB-hNvdFKzWHQKjk/s798/Hung-And-Uncut-Jakub-Stefano-Naked-4-600x798.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="798" data-original-width="600" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTLTxHNITOwTqlZNVLP0X00IT8uprBn4Tg7OlFVtcYzC5_9d6x8Lsb_mVyNRiVv2SYotoADhNc3I17-iuTIBlZ7LJ1aIIteNhejgMZph71n1Ywr3zg7Gwl8DfwpP7_NcUcNtLOx4ARuV8I2IFXSmER7tCc4qWO6mKkJj8YAOvtKaveB-hNvdFKzWHQKjk/w482-h640/Hung-And-Uncut-Jakub-Stefano-Naked-4-600x798.jpg" width="482" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Peek-a-boo, I see you. Jakub Stefano.</div><div><br /><div><br /></div><div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyOjxXvMz7o1_3mb0wNYtTshWt-eHBdhzjJH6P9jg8N62CmQs7Ib4LAENezBfcplFFt-1-v3kDhq1aGILPs82gmHs6qzpYOWwbvAFewFQ9-tfvDDmTnf5glzwmZ_cYhWZaThWYKeav30O3fNmrj3OomwMgiLmb8hVSd2ck13GkPkJe5DBc9Np1R3daVv0/s444/23111724.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="444" data-original-width="294" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyOjxXvMz7o1_3mb0wNYtTshWt-eHBdhzjJH6P9jg8N62CmQs7Ib4LAENezBfcplFFt-1-v3kDhq1aGILPs82gmHs6qzpYOWwbvAFewFQ9-tfvDDmTnf5glzwmZ_cYhWZaThWYKeav30O3fNmrj3OomwMgiLmb8hVSd2ck13GkPkJe5DBc9Np1R3daVv0/w424-h640/23111724.jpg" width="424" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I'm not sure who this might be, which seems like rank ingratitude, but in my research, I see a lot of nekkid guys.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><p><br /><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXUekDrOQAELmkLGzm9xb02WqygY9sbaRLtXrUEHiMZmb0e4xbXARLsab2nG0L3ne0No7e01dl1-bkVcAq0Y5tsfT2Mgb4RtBJMU5z8cAxyTQ_VVJs186xuAiF4KvNa2NLxtFQdHQVNPLdEig-aBvZJ9DhEoye4Px0xdmKyxa4MWD66dWKIJAEvSqm6yQ/s713/23111719.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="713" data-original-width="475" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXUekDrOQAELmkLGzm9xb02WqygY9sbaRLtXrUEHiMZmb0e4xbXARLsab2nG0L3ne0No7e01dl1-bkVcAq0Y5tsfT2Mgb4RtBJMU5z8cAxyTQ_VVJs186xuAiF4KvNa2NLxtFQdHQVNPLdEig-aBvZJ9DhEoye4Px0xdmKyxa4MWD66dWKIJAEvSqm6yQ/w426-h640/23111719.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I always enjoyed a brisk bout of oral sodomy and as such, I am familiar with this point of view.</div><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_yGWbAX6J9Gwm7mzT8BvDVUXC_MrUJm617hsFhdf7msSnhuvrxvzahoOhOtk50cXYOV31csMjIMh5jEnlpty41Mr-BV7urBjmJ8mwO3YoUlaMlWE-mbOTlQ_2tRc54RXpZkl-ps3YaH9MyIUatPq-UPSoXyfuSNtAyeQsJTOhUE25kBrlH2IBpGOnfl8/s1170/tumblr_b650685a22d341f3670742cb25948482_a05c034d_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1165" data-original-width="1170" height="638" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_yGWbAX6J9Gwm7mzT8BvDVUXC_MrUJm617hsFhdf7msSnhuvrxvzahoOhOtk50cXYOV31csMjIMh5jEnlpty41Mr-BV7urBjmJ8mwO3YoUlaMlWE-mbOTlQ_2tRc54RXpZkl-ps3YaH9MyIUatPq-UPSoXyfuSNtAyeQsJTOhUE25kBrlH2IBpGOnfl8/w640-h638/tumblr_b650685a22d341f3670742cb25948482_a05c034d_1280.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">British diver, not Tom Daley, but I don't know which one. It's hard to concentrate on anything but those thighs. </div><p><br /></p></div></div></div></div>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-89791979052625955332023-12-02T14:50:00.000-08:002023-12-02T16:38:33.497-08:00In Which We See the Light<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQysv1cb5gkZIU1fe_WuoeKHEDkZpf7fiVTAfrqKASlwh7_xBsS69V0_Tizop4xDzw0yUOxXI7gDJmP7nbE-stohK8BRDyq5MXZWmSogP2bkMRFnFIIA7A-bKgndJmHnTcbuhhqCvV_m0NB0DdvSXOCU_XS2gb3YNvbsOTZNwuhe9c9stK3P6GCp_v7a4/s1281/Tumblr_l_780346804711857.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1281" data-original-width="1080" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQysv1cb5gkZIU1fe_WuoeKHEDkZpf7fiVTAfrqKASlwh7_xBsS69V0_Tizop4xDzw0yUOxXI7gDJmP7nbE-stohK8BRDyq5MXZWmSogP2bkMRFnFIIA7A-bKgndJmHnTcbuhhqCvV_m0NB0DdvSXOCU_XS2gb3YNvbsOTZNwuhe9c9stK3P6GCp_v7a4/w540-h640/Tumblr_l_780346804711857.jpg" width="540" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p>So what's wrong <b><i>now</i></b> mrpeenee? I was minding my own beeswax in the kitchen Monday evening when I suddenly had to sneeze. I turned my head to keep from spraying the counter and I managed in that simple moment to pull a muscle in my back. Actually it's kind of my side and my back, over my ribs. The fact that I can injure myself so easily annoys the piss out of me, but I am simply a fragile blossom. Ironically, and I do hate cheap irony, the pulled muscle is involved in every single time I sneeze or cough, and I have spent a lot of time doing both lately, and hurts when I do so. Dammit.</p><p>In unrelated, but pretty news, San Francisco hosted some big deal financial conference, APEC or SPCA or SPICEGIRLS. I don't know something like that. They didn't ask me, they just went ahead and did it all. Typical. I think it's like the G7 conferences but for the non-G7 world. The city was abuzz with frantically washing the streets and blocking off sidewalks downtown so that people working there were just out of luck and shoveling homeless people out of sight. I'm okay with washing the sidewalks; by this late in the dry season they are pretty filthy, but I could do without the rest of the harassment.</p><p>An arts group decided to contribute to the festivities by constructing a laser that shot colored light beams up Market Street, the main street of San Francisco. I was skeptical, but interested, especially since I live on Market Street. The first night it was on, I looked at my window and didn't see anything and thought it was just a bust. The next night, though, I actually went outside (amazing, I know) and looked down the street towards downtown where the laser originated and BOOM </p><p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7pc5MFM0AXzca8Q2tdJnroflWFyEdeoHZCaaEMxYPfF5gBZII6jLDuTm50bnjZh2DL-20ZhgY2Ox8fgCqwiwLqCrI3HLN42BzMXdORUY05L-P_HNIuW4Z4kNmerFAPsalWGG-GUGCiimvSwKzREPq-uadf6uzKe98-RCAtB5DDxh4MSKO6f8i8FFA3Sc/s4032/MVIMG_20231114_180929.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7pc5MFM0AXzca8Q2tdJnroflWFyEdeoHZCaaEMxYPfF5gBZII6jLDuTm50bnjZh2DL-20ZhgY2Ox8fgCqwiwLqCrI3HLN42BzMXdORUY05L-P_HNIuW4Z4kNmerFAPsalWGG-GUGCiimvSwKzREPq-uadf6uzKe98-RCAtB5DDxh4MSKO6f8i8FFA3Sc/w480-h640/MVIMG_20231114_180929.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Diane von Austinburg very cleverly urged me to see if I could get a better shot up on our roof deck. I thought it was unlikely because the deck has great views of everything except straight up Market, but I always listen to Diane (sort of) so I went up there and sure enough, there is a tiny little corner you can lean out over the edge of the building to see this:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigf7BEYr_Gbqak6QPI0dgPdeZbZoI3G3NQDiQAemwrqs0Xmw3zcPTtU9l5Etoxfn528TNZshbilf-lLvMKzUVShPaEfCB-JekZytp1Ghf6u6fXz5uVvwIdpAyrjAX9MCWZ7vvW2Y9Rn6gmRmzaicD7U_3ZC5FC3ZHCW0cYFxKA80I2nY5thn8gfQV-eSU/s4032/IMG_20231114_181410.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigf7BEYr_Gbqak6QPI0dgPdeZbZoI3G3NQDiQAemwrqs0Xmw3zcPTtU9l5Etoxfn528TNZshbilf-lLvMKzUVShPaEfCB-JekZytp1Ghf6u6fXz5uVvwIdpAyrjAX9MCWZ7vvW2Y9Rn6gmRmzaicD7U_3ZC5FC3ZHCW0cYFxKA80I2nY5thn8gfQV-eSU/w480-h640/IMG_20231114_181410.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">if you don't plummet to your death, which is probably a good idea. <span style="text-align: center;">It really was very spectacular and sort of like a gay Bat Signal. Of course they took it down once all the big shots left town.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Naked guys:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiV-Vy205dQwsenCqo0O5j8HvNbQ8QEi2FuFllaK7xRjprKMNh_6dgTyT7JTSCyw6dOBCRpd7v3as57iGRxmJ19-d87W5F9QJtgo6zlGUkuaLlf-ya5VHrWKuHUg5ry6HOmwdrVZENDNpxyMXYjaCyrZSFPwsov66UZxWMpwvle2rpSMD3GUMAXxvSKu8w/s1209/Screen%20Shot%202023-12-01%20at%201.45.40%20AM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1209" data-original-width="1126" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiV-Vy205dQwsenCqo0O5j8HvNbQ8QEi2FuFllaK7xRjprKMNh_6dgTyT7JTSCyw6dOBCRpd7v3as57iGRxmJ19-d87W5F9QJtgo6zlGUkuaLlf-ya5VHrWKuHUg5ry6HOmwdrVZENDNpxyMXYjaCyrZSFPwsov66UZxWMpwvle2rpSMD3GUMAXxvSKu8w/w596-h640/Screen%20Shot%202023-12-01%20at%201.45.40%20AM.png" width="596" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">This guy goes by the unlikely moniker of Mr. Bradford. I would be willing to call him whatever he likes for a crack at that crack.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxZH4jokZ5hd5ckheDIlR4VYFelU-qorI-Ba7WhuYll6Kq6VIoDRPNkJ6XOK6P42eGWmqoNW5_7ZfbntBXnnrkjNgZharyBYj6-1NiIsug188k4X_K1HDZfHTOlY1BxcwasvZZP9VlLaOF1EEUoXS-tPUIOf79fCJKS_0f5Bdk7Mv1lBazl3q8X4rWvGA/s640/MARSHALL-ARKLEY-100%25-MALE-MODELS%20(28).jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="640" data-original-width="640" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxZH4jokZ5hd5ckheDIlR4VYFelU-qorI-Ba7WhuYll6Kq6VIoDRPNkJ6XOK6P42eGWmqoNW5_7ZfbntBXnnrkjNgZharyBYj6-1NiIsug188k4X_K1HDZfHTOlY1BxcwasvZZP9VlLaOF1EEUoXS-tPUIOf79fCJKS_0f5Bdk7Mv1lBazl3q8X4rWvGA/w640-h640/MARSHALL-ARKLEY-100%25-MALE-MODELS%20(28).jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Once again, I am simply fed up with ridiculous PhotoShop.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXDFqW2Wi-ZW7xbpSwG9UnVRDR-OqQs9P1G0P4BHNOqSBvSxBqzNhQuqV-FUeockp0dUJjpoaCa2oah2OKLpYMEhcC9bAEd0JH8k1ICWqTOqm4B0oSmPmBnUKOxh3fc9c5OtcoRbS47kai9W3yOZTX928Hd7Jz5T-SHjqHKI-o5elCycAHz6JDqkz0o0k/s1402/Screen%20Shot%202023-11-24%20at%209.39.19%20PM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1215" data-original-width="1402" height="554" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXDFqW2Wi-ZW7xbpSwG9UnVRDR-OqQs9P1G0P4BHNOqSBvSxBqzNhQuqV-FUeockp0dUJjpoaCa2oah2OKLpYMEhcC9bAEd0JH8k1ICWqTOqm4B0oSmPmBnUKOxh3fc9c5OtcoRbS47kai9W3yOZTX928Hd7Jz5T-SHjqHKI-o5elCycAHz6JDqkz0o0k/w640-h554/Screen%20Shot%202023-11-24%20at%209.39.19%20PM.png" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Speaking of guys who seem to have adopted typos as their screen name, here we have Grag Stone.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4LJF2VNhGvEJ7sC6ZPApBW0JPuk9y_BxwlTJ0K_LIWbnXLODH95RMDpgpVy6dLI7UmRQVsYHJAv-z4Odrv8_bCfiynvIA2N__bMON3P8sTgdHJWkhCTrgBO4bKXCqd5B-s8iiPtHOG6kUbJZC6m5eExKZrp0tMNV1Zvf7yqsl1NHZ7U2KwR1q272oPY8/s640/Letterio-Amadeo-100%25-Male-Models%20(2).jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="640" height="360" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4LJF2VNhGvEJ7sC6ZPApBW0JPuk9y_BxwlTJ0K_LIWbnXLODH95RMDpgpVy6dLI7UmRQVsYHJAv-z4Odrv8_bCfiynvIA2N__bMON3P8sTgdHJWkhCTrgBO4bKXCqd5B-s8iiPtHOG6kUbJZC6m5eExKZrp0tMNV1Zvf7yqsl1NHZ7U2KwR1q272oPY8/w640-h360/Letterio-Amadeo-100%25-Male-Models%20(2).jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I don't know why this week's lovelies have such odd names, I didn't plan it, but here's Letterio Amadeo.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbmzSjkEmWZzjxGsyF04DuoOM11uxe6tRSukQ8Kv1bX25IPBbXIer0BD9o161kxFQ5wjhgi03G_uwXNSmT6hfWAd9YEdt1OZQW65y6eqlFmzPSCrXVD_z_B-3HsZayQhjnLPHxc0OGlJEBdM8U3h-7nhK1gesKwO6GovFjnHG2Bi1emOBXu1viyYipNjU/s1002/Screen%20Shot%202023-11-24%20at%209.36.03%20PM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1002" data-original-width="701" height="716" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbmzSjkEmWZzjxGsyF04DuoOM11uxe6tRSukQ8Kv1bX25IPBbXIer0BD9o161kxFQ5wjhgi03G_uwXNSmT6hfWAd9YEdt1OZQW65y6eqlFmzPSCrXVD_z_B-3HsZayQhjnLPHxc0OGlJEBdM8U3h-7nhK1gesKwO6GovFjnHG2Bi1emOBXu1viyYipNjU/w501-h716/Screen%20Shot%202023-11-24%20at%209.36.03%20PM.png" width="501" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Here we go from odd names to no names, cause I don't know who this beautiful rump belongs to.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZs5RmTuTrwZmI3l2KmTGTm_RtmGbqNUBobSiUGL-XVWjcaoRBW7cgA7aTDU4FGZfoCw6gaas0On7oyyJHOApO3kEX63sw_FrMOa2OPUinEeharWDAePiGtx3O4jwH4Ww_QI0WNO7gE00tWFt3dPKkfcjPyv7ZnXdLz2OL275eVrBqLsnLWpL2GL8o1G8/s900/Screen%20Shot%202023-11-24%20at%207.38.13%20PM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="528" height="761" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZs5RmTuTrwZmI3l2KmTGTm_RtmGbqNUBobSiUGL-XVWjcaoRBW7cgA7aTDU4FGZfoCw6gaas0On7oyyJHOApO3kEX63sw_FrMOa2OPUinEeharWDAePiGtx3O4jwH4Ww_QI0WNO7gE00tWFt3dPKkfcjPyv7ZnXdLz2OL275eVrBqLsnLWpL2GL8o1G8/w447-h761/Screen%20Shot%202023-11-24%20at%207.38.13%20PM.png" width="447" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I forgot to mention that Grag Stone is also my new favorite imaginary boyfriend. He is both very cute and an enthusiastic bottom.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-4WXKcs89Gg29qPbCg5IYb-GqjUZISu5SIuZeQBr2qBKR7VC1alNDagzBQsMnHYMPs8Ifub5obwXEw2QzfAyT3wI_Fo63bSf7lLRiY_dfXy_GmGG_ChnJ07iyihuc-gFmwTJgHMnNIZNMl8Y8WNLEFiWDo2nBqKGfenNj1sO265tjXSMyjUk6PfT7khU/s500/blake-mitchell-100%25-male-models%20(5).jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="333" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-4WXKcs89Gg29qPbCg5IYb-GqjUZISu5SIuZeQBr2qBKR7VC1alNDagzBQsMnHYMPs8Ifub5obwXEw2QzfAyT3wI_Fo63bSf7lLRiY_dfXy_GmGG_ChnJ07iyihuc-gFmwTJgHMnNIZNMl8Y8WNLEFiWDo2nBqKGfenNj1sO265tjXSMyjUk6PfT7khU/w426-h640/blake-mitchell-100%25-male-models%20(5).jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Blake Mitchell, the naughty puss.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAk0CysbgpLeHyKPQcBBNOKfK43dmWDTn3xKdnQLBizf2oHmJ-vUND36udy81iZFCvm7h-Pif-ojzyZkuMZbY4DkgyYIEcUVvludl3nyckWBseh_lUY-xODt3jdTpJYdbE8HO0_MmNqHj43nq1UTduVZf4K8yExfuQR79Wt4zTw0fxUj23tKylgSbv-5M/s640/austin-wolf-100%25-male-models%20(10).jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="640" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAk0CysbgpLeHyKPQcBBNOKfK43dmWDTn3xKdnQLBizf2oHmJ-vUND36udy81iZFCvm7h-Pif-ojzyZkuMZbY4DkgyYIEcUVvludl3nyckWBseh_lUY-xODt3jdTpJYdbE8HO0_MmNqHj43nq1UTduVZf4K8yExfuQR79Wt4zTw0fxUj23tKylgSbv-5M/w640-h480/austin-wolf-100%25-male-models%20(10).jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Even in these odd, odd times there is the occasional bright spot, such as Austin Wolfe sharing his big ol' hog with such generosity.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsIyV05m_9RkKuTQH0rUq61IwTayCaTaEGesWN5H5d9Z8OXmfpZM5nCuNUIr8B2AA4BKgLS_ibw1-_MWG4h-fEG3L2vlg6xdrPPJ6t_TzbUqxbYnKoBcY72mpydjdU-Bpawmt1kT2kpYHOCOpQnvoK7peJE8LE89w9kIZyKUdtTUJol9AmleZq1_ZdnlA/s640/Bryce%20Evans%203.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="640" data-original-width="428" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsIyV05m_9RkKuTQH0rUq61IwTayCaTaEGesWN5H5d9Z8OXmfpZM5nCuNUIr8B2AA4BKgLS_ibw1-_MWG4h-fEG3L2vlg6xdrPPJ6t_TzbUqxbYnKoBcY72mpydjdU-Bpawmt1kT2kpYHOCOpQnvoK7peJE8LE89w9kIZyKUdtTUJol9AmleZq1_ZdnlA/w428-h640/Bryce%20Evans%203.jpg" width="428" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I usually try to achieve a balance here between butt shots and dick pics, but I am just woefully short on asses this week. I will try to do better. Also, this Bryce Evans.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-90752030984804312962023-11-24T02:13:00.000-08:002023-11-24T02:13:39.601-08:00In Which We Give Minimal Thanks<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRbu-E7-b144cXebQv05JfAJqnMQfV0hxWGyTH3wSfjGRd5ncXvasoXCli8-hh7DZh_y5F-VvHv5wxlDSiIMXpxFFEv_nn_11frG7nA05ShruaLvhGx-273w27GlbrLeGUjvxLAlLV1MzZmJkFrmyD3Qh3Gx7WmW9gI9KoH-CjEicERu2z0gx9zOtYRQ8/s600/ExCd0lCXEAUPe0B.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="338" data-original-width="600" height="360" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRbu-E7-b144cXebQv05JfAJqnMQfV0hxWGyTH3wSfjGRd5ncXvasoXCli8-hh7DZh_y5F-VvHv5wxlDSiIMXpxFFEv_nn_11frG7nA05ShruaLvhGx-273w27GlbrLeGUjvxLAlLV1MzZmJkFrmyD3Qh3Gx7WmW9gI9KoH-CjEicERu2z0gx9zOtYRQ8/w640-h360/ExCd0lCXEAUPe0B.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p>Oh ladies and lady boys, this year for Thanksgiving I decided I would not cook for once. Secret Agent Fred and I thought we would be the only ones of our friends who would be in town, so we started shaking down restaurants to find where we might go. Sort of just arbitrarily, we wound up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Because we are fancy boys, that's why. Then about a month ago, our good friends, Drumstick and Hot Foot, announced they were not going to be leaving town. They did so with the air of a dog who wants to go out for a walk, so I invited them along.</p><p>The Four Seasons really is a pretty swanky joint. It used to be decorated in extreme good taste, lots of silk and velvet and mohair all in a taupe/gold/turquoise palette. The last time I was there was before R Man died and that was 12 years ago and even then all the finishes and upholstery were sort of tatty. They obviously got theirselves together because it's all been redone, but in a very disappointing mushroom gray blandness. Yuck </p><p>The dining room where we were eating is on the 5th floor and has big windows along Market Street in the very heart of downtown, so it was a very big city kind of experience. Aside from the views though, dinner was sort of meh. </p><p>We started off with an <i>amuse bouche</i> which sounded interesting on the menu (octopus, chorizo aioli, and potatoes) but which did not really <i>amuse</i> my<i> bouche.</i> It was followed up by very nice frisee salad with grapefruit and crab in it. And then a lobster tagliatelle course. I assume they boiled the lobster and then saved the water as a kind of court bullion to cook the pasta in. I thought the lobster was very tasty, but I didn't like the pasta carrying a kind of fishy flavor.</p><p>The main course, of course, was all the All-Stars of Thanksgiving gone by: turkey, dressing, mashed potatoes, and green beans. The turkey was bland, and so was the dressing which also had an odd gummy texture. The mashed potatoes, which should be the star of the evening were served as an artistic smear across the plate. I say if your mashed potatoes are thin enough that you can paint with them, you have done something wrong, very wrong. The green beans were green beans.</p><p>The whole dessert course was made up of tiny little sweet things, sort of like what you get at tea and was entirely forgettable.</p><p>Then the check came, has it almost always does, and it turned out to be $300 a person. Three. Hundred. Fucking. Dollars. I am happy as anyone to fling money about, but I really prefer a bigger bang.</p><p>I felt like I was being punished for not cooking.</p><p>And now, some boys to give thanks for:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6kS5lG8cTHwW9kZTNR7d4JIRxfhfvHffeeOfj84F9n_b59WKyoN2XGksW0NMMl3nCyA58v35ePd4r_L8YE3T4wIrQwIbFNdsCLyMRREnkYyfpvhC-Af3FDwXJNN4dMXloNCT8awkC-HuaiWuEbUbHIRy4Qrw9F6qwhxKbSZwFZpiLnh1sC06Il7P8wJg/s400/23111716.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="400" data-original-width="266" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6kS5lG8cTHwW9kZTNR7d4JIRxfhfvHffeeOfj84F9n_b59WKyoN2XGksW0NMMl3nCyA58v35ePd4r_L8YE3T4wIrQwIbFNdsCLyMRREnkYyfpvhC-Af3FDwXJNN4dMXloNCT8awkC-HuaiWuEbUbHIRy4Qrw9F6qwhxKbSZwFZpiLnh1sC06Il7P8wJg/w426-h640/23111716.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">What I really would have preferred for the day.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWzgjEOf5GM1_mFiwvJ2jAXYmvbTiPOMiEnzz9CQ8DsA5loE_T22zt2ulf0YV5mvxQ5pe6iW9zr8PmRi2IwnwvxbixkYktYmqfH0FyLsWipjOPCATSlq4ZvpG-b_dnRJ72v5b1eHj5sX5Zmp28vFuVj4AfQYkflWlHRu7b_urTRt44RsMbli6pi07AoRI/s865/Aleixandre.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="865" data-original-width="575" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWzgjEOf5GM1_mFiwvJ2jAXYmvbTiPOMiEnzz9CQ8DsA5loE_T22zt2ulf0YV5mvxQ5pe6iW9zr8PmRi2IwnwvxbixkYktYmqfH0FyLsWipjOPCATSlq4ZvpG-b_dnRJ72v5b1eHj5sX5Zmp28vFuVj4AfQYkflWlHRu7b_urTRt44RsMbli6pi07AoRI/w426-h640/Aleixandre.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Even I know it's not baseball season, silly, but who could refuse a butt like that?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEid4_IdVrydGkYg_n2Qq6KgjkXYdyIL4PvySBN5jjSJjJt-v7-8kaowL5IHpdsC3rkEZSXNxHUVITjtpoeabO3YUMKzlR-iO5tXtTRI4FXrlAJQUR7I9KyD7KQhwdEFo7RxhovEXOMzrFxI4HasbOeH66kE16TlMc-dmRpvVbhmembE8ZDH1hBC-MXYQys/s600/konstantin%20resch.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="600" data-original-width="446" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEid4_IdVrydGkYg_n2Qq6KgjkXYdyIL4PvySBN5jjSJjJt-v7-8kaowL5IHpdsC3rkEZSXNxHUVITjtpoeabO3YUMKzlR-iO5tXtTRI4FXrlAJQUR7I9KyD7KQhwdEFo7RxhovEXOMzrFxI4HasbOeH66kE16TlMc-dmRpvVbhmembE8ZDH1hBC-MXYQys/w476-h640/konstantin%20resch.jpg" width="476" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Konstatin Resch. When I first saw this, I thought he had a giant padlock on the head of his dick. I thought his boyfriend was being very sensible, but then I realized I just needed to clean my glasses.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhUpcwdv-W0OqmCmqxyd5GflT6no77fOc4RMzNncSxgilAwY4buGNdjadzuH-TbDIardeu1dp_VPfhb4cMzmPZug4IKN7bwuI8cS45SFsGwnKKAR6M1SrYZW1eTBJMF75rNBZEyp3Ex2DSnUGA7ty2At869upWVspQHy-K1HHiB2FgrmVyiSJ5Q1zLlwc/s900/027.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="600" height="693" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhUpcwdv-W0OqmCmqxyd5GflT6no77fOc4RMzNncSxgilAwY4buGNdjadzuH-TbDIardeu1dp_VPfhb4cMzmPZug4IKN7bwuI8cS45SFsGwnKKAR6M1SrYZW1eTBJMF75rNBZEyp3Ex2DSnUGA7ty2At869upWVspQHy-K1HHiB2FgrmVyiSJ5Q1zLlwc/w461-h693/027.jpg" width="461" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">That is some mighty fine <i>amuse bouche.</i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><br /></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><br /></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><br /></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEHfuahRylynbeVl2jH48bj6k1W9GBNDmeSB6D_X8uwJ1TGrw5up__qWwqpyTcBwxzDW4yU8NdmdqPEnlH9sXX6Jwd2xnjdx1Klw6ewZ__bw9oepCdveskXjrw_Ta9SKzBVrhYfS2zgYzEEgOqkxU9wy6t4tO0ouIQwrRAgXbEsi3EcG5scNiTiXQ3xRc/s500/Athan%20Seville.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="470" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEHfuahRylynbeVl2jH48bj6k1W9GBNDmeSB6D_X8uwJ1TGrw5up__qWwqpyTcBwxzDW4yU8NdmdqPEnlH9sXX6Jwd2xnjdx1Klw6ewZ__bw9oepCdveskXjrw_Ta9SKzBVrhYfS2zgYzEEgOqkxU9wy6t4tO0ouIQwrRAgXbEsi3EcG5scNiTiXQ3xRc/w602-h640/Athan%20Seville.jpg" width="602" /></a></div>Athan Seville. You know he is both cute and trouble.<br /><i><br /></i><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhmgGoGTJW57bTMBdGwsAppKHbLvtH1MnSdTzzmPKAlaHhYAF6slwsyZFjWEHuMqAtjOVRWlKW4W6HvVQ2KIfgfA32Oyhlgo62Iyg5I1ML_L39tZ1_rrKfric7nAlm98k4074xAmSEiCY1rx55r5KUIOl7_qtnYHczTfQNC5aEUoc555nKEzz5dqFBnEc/s1500/db4e0b_396b3d19b2134c57b77f74be16bd86de~mv2.webp" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1500" data-original-width="1042" height="650" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhmgGoGTJW57bTMBdGwsAppKHbLvtH1MnSdTzzmPKAlaHhYAF6slwsyZFjWEHuMqAtjOVRWlKW4W6HvVQ2KIfgfA32Oyhlgo62Iyg5I1ML_L39tZ1_rrKfric7nAlm98k4074xAmSEiCY1rx55r5KUIOl7_qtnYHczTfQNC5aEUoc555nKEzz5dqFBnEc/w451-h650/db4e0b_396b3d19b2134c57b77f74be16bd86de~mv2.webp" width="451" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;">More tasty than the mashed potatoes tonight.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><br /></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><br /></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><br /></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><br /></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1vDBO0jQV3bN6T94XHxZWy4XnYqT8Vhvt6xE4dS9QHxohAOlo22tRwFdDEcym4s1BP2uYaQtgvY3CWkgTcR_YMI53-BF7vptuu98iCcXkZyAYoz71LTaBMyqOOSMuGylDMILbDaL8En8ykfu7dE9Hirze2lR1CqHieUY7EJEf4AS_59IykpcLv_Fj-nA/s846/Flex-Xtremmo-Gay-Porn-Star-Muscle-Bodybuilder-Naked.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="846" data-original-width="580" height="563" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1vDBO0jQV3bN6T94XHxZWy4XnYqT8Vhvt6xE4dS9QHxohAOlo22tRwFdDEcym4s1BP2uYaQtgvY3CWkgTcR_YMI53-BF7vptuu98iCcXkZyAYoz71LTaBMyqOOSMuGylDMILbDaL8En8ykfu7dE9Hirze2lR1CqHieUY7EJEf4AS_59IykpcLv_Fj-nA/w385-h563/Flex-Xtremmo-Gay-Porn-Star-Muscle-Bodybuilder-Naked.jpg" width="385" /></a></div>This guy originally worked in the porn trenches under the name "Flex," but now he's expanded it into Flex Xtremmo, which just proves you actually can make any situation worse.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFrs8RkugLcfiLbky9gQmckPLdUct_7__U2JgrwIRR3q2fr02-jGRBh3wFMXb52j0rqspLzJHZLOL_amS68pDrTgJ-cX5oa4ozB8SPMY0Y3IVVe2NHR6cAVJqEB2GdhYucqnxhb5QSeRE3UGbsTk79WmQwJ6fO9JHmDEIQzu3u3Hdl-wz4CutOXGX89f8/s1280/massimo-arad-25099-5.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="853" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFrs8RkugLcfiLbky9gQmckPLdUct_7__U2JgrwIRR3q2fr02-jGRBh3wFMXb52j0rqspLzJHZLOL_amS68pDrTgJ-cX5oa4ozB8SPMY0Y3IVVe2NHR6cAVJqEB2GdhYucqnxhb5QSeRE3UGbsTk79WmQwJ6fO9JHmDEIQzu3u3Hdl-wz4CutOXGX89f8/w426-h640/massimo-arad-25099-5.jpeg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">One of our new favorites, Massimo Arad.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfcafXQ2BYVjipzoSKX_C4AwHkBTTR0dJ4W_vKNP9_uhhBjjQ-8AUufjpJCyJ07U3KtBaUHVA1nFKWvD4GqiDJ045JmbvVh-2SskQsJG8CJhpuKcqE4KWeU4ZdtfWAXtAJxYYHl0elWShjkaPXZfm7ERBq34Fy0aKRXR0RGgCR0NZG78xdjEmd2m69Hvg/s640/austin-wolf-100%25-male-models%20(10).jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="640" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfcafXQ2BYVjipzoSKX_C4AwHkBTTR0dJ4W_vKNP9_uhhBjjQ-8AUufjpJCyJ07U3KtBaUHVA1nFKWvD4GqiDJ045JmbvVh-2SskQsJG8CJhpuKcqE4KWeU4ZdtfWAXtAJxYYHl0elWShjkaPXZfm7ERBq34Fy0aKRXR0RGgCR0NZG78xdjEmd2m69Hvg/w640-h480/austin-wolf-100%25-male-models%20(10).jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Doesn't everyone love Austin Wolf? I know I do.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEoM1qCdDkWsyI2NyOsZHUc2o_FI3DYzF0JDXmB0fe5I2TIChKmtGccYx1x21XmM77A-Ma86Zfc93tybyX2wbwd67BHi-wp2VeGCTMay9knpisvEvxEnCfsaV3JRm0zFT4foI2tQY6WYbWpIQUQUsmr9J_o8tmwEGcV8ScBvRGNGYSBBbMee28LSjIf_I/s920/tumblr_olif01Vwgd1uydgyzo1_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="920" data-original-width="662" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEoM1qCdDkWsyI2NyOsZHUc2o_FI3DYzF0JDXmB0fe5I2TIChKmtGccYx1x21XmM77A-Ma86Zfc93tybyX2wbwd67BHi-wp2VeGCTMay9knpisvEvxEnCfsaV3JRm0zFT4foI2tQY6WYbWpIQUQUsmr9J_o8tmwEGcV8ScBvRGNGYSBBbMee28LSjIf_I/w460-h640/tumblr_olif01Vwgd1uydgyzo1_1280.jpg" width="460" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">A classic.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaaVu3tAiIpyHujF2JAcnW64ZyiAG5d1-JWilS-nBon4Y_sWtWe06x1k78UiZwysf7r3V3B4euVRX_vGyumRNfweRk1lB9aOwuGpEgbdf0IB5485TX_c-JkZEDZJ9c888vDoiRkIbrfi_v0DWLzblJQfQunF6yIMS5uoddwRc39jTdPaL2z31wOHxqP0s/s680/tumblr_1514c6bd8523e146ab9939a284f72cb5_85bc95f2_640.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="680" data-original-width="544" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaaVu3tAiIpyHujF2JAcnW64ZyiAG5d1-JWilS-nBon4Y_sWtWe06x1k78UiZwysf7r3V3B4euVRX_vGyumRNfweRk1lB9aOwuGpEgbdf0IB5485TX_c-JkZEDZJ9c888vDoiRkIbrfi_v0DWLzblJQfQunF6yIMS5uoddwRc39jTdPaL2z31wOHxqP0s/w512-h640/tumblr_1514c6bd8523e146ab9939a284f72cb5_85bc95f2_640.jpg" width="512" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Sports. They're everywhere.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><i><br /></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><i><br /></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><p><br /></p>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-46257106074153722512023-11-21T22:08:00.000-08:002023-11-21T22:12:23.807-08:00In Which We Withdraw<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRjJQHQ-I9C7Cuq-AihwE0T3sikHpOpyO77ktLxODdl9gIsYs6p_lzsTow0I7zBS1sk9vTdHqGTonsAsULp7vnhplDpESMqZlUENYFK55WHjbYjYXS_G0mjRDnw6_GtAblKDVeXFwPEFA_Z1NqYIQtHqCb52IU7kUV71YgGSryz00j9gXMGyHFNSuHt3c/s957/tumblr_8dd5b348ca17dbee33ee4d06c42f7a4d_d89bb938_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="957" data-original-width="720" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRjJQHQ-I9C7Cuq-AihwE0T3sikHpOpyO77ktLxODdl9gIsYs6p_lzsTow0I7zBS1sk9vTdHqGTonsAsULp7vnhplDpESMqZlUENYFK55WHjbYjYXS_G0mjRDnw6_GtAblKDVeXFwPEFA_Z1NqYIQtHqCb52IU7kUV71YgGSryz00j9gXMGyHFNSuHt3c/w482-h640/tumblr_8dd5b348ca17dbee33ee4d06c42f7a4d_d89bb938_1280.jpg" width="482" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>mrpeenee suffers from This Asshole.</i></div><p></p><p>So. Degenerative joint disease, did you know pretty much everybody will wind up with it eventually, unless you die first, which seems like a sort of extreme kind of plan. Trend setters and pace makers such as I just got a head start on the rest of you by coming down with it sooner. I first noticed this burning ache between my shoulder blades when I was a teenager, brought on by my scoliosis. The scoliosis caused the joint between my shoulder blade and backbone to not work right and instead of the two plates of bone sliding over each other, they scraped away instead. Yeah, it is just exactly as pleasant as it sounds.</p><p>Anyway late in 2010, I finally harangued my doctor into doing something about it; his plan turned out to be turning me over to a pain specialist who prescribed daily pain medicine for me. It helped immensely and I am grateful for it. He was also the doctor who first gave me this look I came to recognize as "no idiot, of course not" when I asked if they couldn't just cut out the rib and the joint that were causing so much trouble.</p><p>Thirteen years of various pain meds have come and gone, we've had some laughs, some ups and downs, but then Thursday morning it all came tumbling down. There's a small pharmacy on the ground floor of my building that I've been using because I think it's important to support small businesses. What a schmuck I am. I showed up there Thursday morning to pick up my regular prescription, only to find out they had changed their hours and were now closed on Tuesdays and Thursdays. That was not part of my plan since I had used up the last of the medicine the night before.</p><p>I sort of white knuckled it through until Friday when I went down there and lo, the pharmacist had gone home early. They are closed on weekends. That meant no pain meds for you, mrpeenee.</p><p>Today is Monday, a day I was not sure I was going to see. Withdrawal symptoms include, but are not limited to, fevers and chills, gastro distress, body aches, and the hilariously so-called heebiejeebies which refer to seriously uncomfortable sensations in your joints and extremities. I've been busily working my way through the whole delightful list with the addition lately of an increased sense of smell. I have fucking bionic scent; a small problem is that everything smells bad.</p><p>The only thing I have missed out on is an increase in pain. Why is that? Because the medicine I've been taking <b><i>appears to have made absolutely no difference in my pain level.</i></b> The ache up inside my back feels no different today than it has for years. I have to assume the dopamine receptors in my brain that opioids work on have been so fried out after all this time that the medicine has been doing nothing except keeping me from going into withdrawal. Hilarious.</p><p>So since it's not working and since I have now pretty much suffered through the worst of the withdrawal, I'm just going to stay off of any more pain meds. Maybe. I hate making pronouncements like that since much like saying you're going on a diet is so embarrassing when you fall off a week later, I'm not sure what the future will hold. But it seems like it would just make my life simpler if my back is going to hurt either way to not have to support big Pharma.</p><p>In short, don't do drugs kids, but if you do do drugs, don't stop.</p><p>I was going to present a sample of mens with really fine backs, but I am not up to that level of research. You'll just have to make do with these guys:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSsdS6TqXJ0n6PZttRvW3qlnKxtlfKyL1dpC3iXL2DuyjOVm1YqCxQX6gKOgqByuOUgnIKSoF58HDzVkeQh-ObnomIXeW_HjMMuFZZXULLSTwoyP84T_RmWY-hQvLFmmTpmjuLC9sWzN5v2zaBl1GiSSJ5b0i6SFZQRdvN348Q23VaaecD26G-HCWl5Js/s696/Jamie-Dominic-Naked-Hung-3.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="696" data-original-width="550" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSsdS6TqXJ0n6PZttRvW3qlnKxtlfKyL1dpC3iXL2DuyjOVm1YqCxQX6gKOgqByuOUgnIKSoF58HDzVkeQh-ObnomIXeW_HjMMuFZZXULLSTwoyP84T_RmWY-hQvLFmmTpmjuLC9sWzN5v2zaBl1GiSSJ5b0i6SFZQRdvN348Q23VaaecD26G-HCWl5Js/w506-h640/Jamie-Dominic-Naked-Hung-3.jpg" width="506" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Jamie Dominic, complete with saddle.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjdbOZnJGvIrU2mkQyFw6-BeVlcUmO8nPRldvU-_opDe-S8N7Gvyp_9X8eHiT8VVjDBWHcqtqGbb7RkkDqFqW-CFWLw7-WIK1lcfS8k_P0x_W1twUswuS0zvjkl5pc-c7nYEvjz5Z34WGTDROi4nXOYh1z33pFEP-5PVwM4P4o_x43s-dbWNxve979f8c/s1000/large.304837706_ToddMorgan(21).jpg.2b2a537b117b77cf3437eeab8fcaae96.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="632" data-original-width="1000" height="404" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjdbOZnJGvIrU2mkQyFw6-BeVlcUmO8nPRldvU-_opDe-S8N7Gvyp_9X8eHiT8VVjDBWHcqtqGbb7RkkDqFqW-CFWLw7-WIK1lcfS8k_P0x_W1twUswuS0zvjkl5pc-c7nYEvjz5Z34WGTDROi4nXOYh1z33pFEP-5PVwM4P4o_x43s-dbWNxve979f8c/w640-h404/large.304837706_ToddMorgan(21).jpg.2b2a537b117b77cf3437eeab8fcaae96.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">The very fine rear view of Todd Morgan.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAXHX2XdrZbz8_ZFlJYfiPJQWGYhK_dd5Im-X3rqPIzhGd12__LSKyCm0fX0unLSKis8sfzYATAU2ivJzgJntfd-e36ScC3FZoC7_y_Bwjm0nAD-vlYFKO3cVGb4u3WKfPw-_pm_wcKlIP1jLf0oq-Ms2hwSZdxGhM8rRHyOAPZGjN0QpzS3F2I2JlFcY/s600/small.IMG_8360.png.90b278aa1a7a2beec578a1193980dd60.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="585" data-original-width="600" height="624" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAXHX2XdrZbz8_ZFlJYfiPJQWGYhK_dd5Im-X3rqPIzhGd12__LSKyCm0fX0unLSKis8sfzYATAU2ivJzgJntfd-e36ScC3FZoC7_y_Bwjm0nAD-vlYFKO3cVGb4u3WKfPw-_pm_wcKlIP1jLf0oq-Ms2hwSZdxGhM8rRHyOAPZGjN0QpzS3F2I2JlFcY/w640-h624/small.IMG_8360.png.90b278aa1a7a2beec578a1193980dd60.png" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Diego Sans has always been sexy, now he's just being excessive.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYozQbjXdK_0tggmu51-fDXu7VEmH6Sye9xUA2Jfi6j5OVXtVIJNab12Kg2oEm9SO5hwKhf15tGoIUzJg4IdEEFLFvAeouyPz_8gYZ-Fkmy-m_E8lIB0GiLBoiH95MrJ9al_gZIpMmj7gSgqJ4j_c4_jP5F6iU4Bik25hEl7xs6Lfn_5taLNDeZ8yEpjY/s800/tumblr_24178e9979490e7e057d9749a890f428_e2429f9f_540.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="800" data-original-width="535" height="706" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYozQbjXdK_0tggmu51-fDXu7VEmH6Sye9xUA2Jfi6j5OVXtVIJNab12Kg2oEm9SO5hwKhf15tGoIUzJg4IdEEFLFvAeouyPz_8gYZ-Fkmy-m_E8lIB0GiLBoiH95MrJ9al_gZIpMmj7gSgqJ4j_c4_jP5F6iU4Bik25hEl7xs6Lfn_5taLNDeZ8yEpjY/w472-h706/tumblr_24178e9979490e7e057d9749a890f428_e2429f9f_540.jpg" width="472" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Everything counts in large amounts.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-LqFOfpDBP8l9bQmC8ipl0dSDJpYO_fWHAOwnj-aDbFdnrkE1Qv3Lc47YB76VHqQMHBSNDmCJRkzO4fiJtk5L_5Kd5bf6xkicXSyALyrCQ7VwEgbYtdNFQsJCAOUr3sVJ6SgjULwn95xnhl4YXDnWZkAZTq9rPiWGs5BQKWg7TblX_i6yMoajitUwPIA/s960/tumblr_787c2b490bb3bff2a5082adfde523e5a_6f06b75f_640.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="540" height="765" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-LqFOfpDBP8l9bQmC8ipl0dSDJpYO_fWHAOwnj-aDbFdnrkE1Qv3Lc47YB76VHqQMHBSNDmCJRkzO4fiJtk5L_5Kd5bf6xkicXSyALyrCQ7VwEgbYtdNFQsJCAOUr3sVJ6SgjULwn95xnhl4YXDnWZkAZTq9rPiWGs5BQKWg7TblX_i6yMoajitUwPIA/w430-h765/tumblr_787c2b490bb3bff2a5082adfde523e5a_6f06b75f_640.jpg" width="430" /></a></div>David Nazar, yummy.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-i25uLQuCwgA3XdxVp7sLEEyWoV3tUzLotWljkHYFUe2i3U-18oCP_W8VkJ1dQQAd16HmNvIJj4U7C9BLWqfQUeJ_nIdtl1NEA1ZQNceO_Ty0vXxltcJ9IkCEVgRYm5bndk-Vjp6L7J2DXXCJtqgq1h46VD_ic_sKZ3b-7vcRPmarv-etAaUZhZdKH4c/s971/23111715.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="971" data-original-width="646" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-i25uLQuCwgA3XdxVp7sLEEyWoV3tUzLotWljkHYFUe2i3U-18oCP_W8VkJ1dQQAd16HmNvIJj4U7C9BLWqfQUeJ_nIdtl1NEA1ZQNceO_Ty0vXxltcJ9IkCEVgRYm5bndk-Vjp6L7J2DXXCJtqgq1h46VD_ic_sKZ3b-7vcRPmarv-etAaUZhZdKH4c/w426-h640/23111715.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Tall and skinny: it's a look</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQKjEdBZYosNazunWgY6i9H3U7Wvv8vcYVXNZ4cFFWkREthB0Lq6WoAkMNObs44Z1EZAfezLxkFn9TBXyDmXM4-yS1D2azcGtC0EZPC6DTtHM0W-jSv9QuKyl7GaDOF_UGH9S1QbULT0SATD85x02KvoXIrmEO9UAJ9lqljf5ZvpmMd2-JYlf43U5uQbI/s1000/The-Hairy-Muscle-Cock-Of-Pedro-A-Montemayor-5.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1000" data-original-width="800" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQKjEdBZYosNazunWgY6i9H3U7Wvv8vcYVXNZ4cFFWkREthB0Lq6WoAkMNObs44Z1EZAfezLxkFn9TBXyDmXM4-yS1D2azcGtC0EZPC6DTtHM0W-jSv9QuKyl7GaDOF_UGH9S1QbULT0SATD85x02KvoXIrmEO9UAJ9lqljf5ZvpmMd2-JYlf43U5uQbI/w512-h640/The-Hairy-Muscle-Cock-Of-Pedro-A-Montemayor-5.jpg" width="512" /></a></div>I have also been very emotional; I was soaking in the tub, listening to the Trainspotting soundtrack (it seemed appropriate) when the Lou Reed song Perfect Day came on. I've always thought it is one of the great melancholy songs and I was suddenly on the verge of tears. Fortunately, the part of my brain I think of as The Victorian Governess took control and briskly told the rst of us to stop that RIGHT AWAY. It helped.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs2nhI3JABlqXcJeYl5K-dIel8W5gOb8ohK5Rm1mC1XEEscImeyeOyQMz0I8s05vq0jT6nW_PUvjLS3SDMrfmSk27UhxZA-6Wo3ygqSe45q54WmtZDiI9WgSaBl-Hq-9gV3ZUl3ICeKlgOfgpt5TP4MJBpZniR4cc6U4tsfte3UjcPtjE8IiqIIt3vAko/s400/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="267" data-original-width="400" height="428" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs2nhI3JABlqXcJeYl5K-dIel8W5gOb8ohK5Rm1mC1XEEscImeyeOyQMz0I8s05vq0jT6nW_PUvjLS3SDMrfmSk27UhxZA-6Wo3ygqSe45q54WmtZDiI9WgSaBl-Hq-9gV3ZUl3ICeKlgOfgpt5TP4MJBpZniR4cc6U4tsfte3UjcPtjE8IiqIIt3vAko/w640-h428/1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">And JUST NOW, Pandora offered me Smalltown Boy by Bronski Beat, I told her, I said to her, I said, "Honey, I just can't" and skipped to the next song which turned out to be Enola Gay by OMD. So that was OK, nuclear disaster seemed like something I was much more up to.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p><br /></p><p><br /></p>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-77400621794178148252023-11-17T02:29:00.000-08:002023-11-17T02:46:58.384-08:00In Which We Revisit Ancient History<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxw0dIXDge-b6ET67aoYtsHFnjixNGAPPIzRH9Atd1tR0P-5qMXWJi883wStpfGklDsHYI4sM0iNxOlz5fXOfDAD8ZrMtuJ4xNbO5Fdr8uyhiB_fZLF6-7_AMiQi8fqtoQD1lVfhVd2laHeDNgMMzi6tgxStWkkkjZEJwPScxSwz-d5nIXPlLEIleZBO4/s400/gabors.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="290" data-original-width="400" height="464" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxw0dIXDge-b6ET67aoYtsHFnjixNGAPPIzRH9Atd1tR0P-5qMXWJi883wStpfGklDsHYI4sM0iNxOlz5fXOfDAD8ZrMtuJ4xNbO5Fdr8uyhiB_fZLF6-7_AMiQi8fqtoQD1lVfhVd2laHeDNgMMzi6tgxStWkkkjZEJwPScxSwz-d5nIXPlLEIleZBO4/w640-h464/gabors.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /> <p></p><p>I was looking back at some of my old posts because I was trying to remember this particular post. I thought it had happened around this time 16 years ago (16 YEARS AGO! My god.) Turns out I was a week late for the actual anniversary, but considering how vague my memory is, I think this is pretty good. Anyway, here is my own little way back machine moment:</p><p>Nov. 9, 2007</p><p>I've had my share of odd days, but today may be one of the strangest. For one thing, today is the anniversary of mrpeenee and R Man. Twenty-six years ago tonight we hooked-up, as the youngsters say, in the backroom of a bar in New Orleans and started the complex navigation to the lovely happy life we have now. Coincidentally, I was 26 years old, so tomorrow morning, I will will have had him in my life longer than I lived without him. In all those years, I have never had any hesitation in saying he is the center of my universe, the joy of my life, the cream in my coffee.</p><p><br /></p><p>After a late lunch this afternoon (at Chow, of course. I recommend the pear cobbler) we went to shop for tile for our bathroom renovation and then on to R Man's appointment with the cardiologist for an examination. I'd have to say that was the point where the day tipped over into the bizarre because that was the point where the good doctor announced R Man had to go immediately into the hospital for angiogram. An angiogram is where they stick a tube up through the artery in your groin into your heart in order to shoot radioactive dye into you to see if your arteries are blocked. I was well and truly flipped out when they wouldn't let us just walk across the street to the hospital, but made us wait for a wheelchair to transport R Man over there.</p><p><br /></p><p>It turns out that a regular part of these angiograms includes an angioplasty where they do actual repair work. Once they have a look-see at how badly the pipes are plugged up they can sort of Roter Rooter out the cholesterol crud that's blocking the way and then you go home the next day and subscribe to AARP. Except for R Man who has such severe blockage of two arteries and a major branch that he has to have coronary bypass surgery tomorrow. Maybe Sunday, they're not sure.</p><p><br /></p><p>My approach to bad news is to just ignore it, to stick my fingers in me ears and sing "Lalalalala, don't hear no lesbian subplot" until it's over. Having disaster strike like a brick falling on one's head is better suited to that system than a growing problem one should be planning for. Still, even for me, this is all pretty breathtaking while I think R Man is sort of numbed. Three hours after standing around admiring expensive Italian glass mosaic tiles, they're prepping R Man for surgery and and hour later the cardiologist starts off his little talk to me with the phrase "The good news is...." There is no sentence in the world that starts off with those four words that is ever going to go in a direction you want it to.</p><p><br /></p><p>Everyone at the hospital seems somber, but not worried (except me and R Man) so maybe coronary bypass surgery is not such a big deal, but that seems sort of unlikely.</p><p><br /></p><p>Anyway, so, once upon a time, R Man and I had our first night of wild weasel sex under his roommate's fur bedspread (I believe the fur was shaved rat, but it was very romantic, nevertheless) and 26 years later, tonight, I was cutting up shrimp with artichoke hearts from his hospital tray to feed him his dinner. That was sort of romantic, too, and R man said it was very tasty, but you know, it's just not the same.</p><p><br /></p><p>And now, back to Nov 17, 2023. It all turned out OK, fucking terrifying, but OK. R Man lasted another 4 years, and I was plenty glad to have them. And now I live around the corner form where Chow, the restaurant I mentioned in the first paragraph, used to be. </p><p>Anyway, here's some naked guys:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFKU3F2RtH1O2s_D547dddwqsktph_gGtRBBD2ERANPvnpT0fc8mzluETY_5QbHz0guuPJ362OfD26bsFlUGEBMtphsm_ckbZD97PVQGgEi5vDcVI56h5VAbGTMUstVEWnkJ6HRq8cBkHRdYavb2i8pcwA257DssF_oIi8aOkR9D-afX1xMM5RnwYFEnU/s663/tumblr_46fff9619ee85db6c5e535b03f80cb85_53d351e6_540.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="663" data-original-width="540" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFKU3F2RtH1O2s_D547dddwqsktph_gGtRBBD2ERANPvnpT0fc8mzluETY_5QbHz0guuPJ362OfD26bsFlUGEBMtphsm_ckbZD97PVQGgEi5vDcVI56h5VAbGTMUstVEWnkJ6HRq8cBkHRdYavb2i8pcwA257DssF_oIi8aOkR9D-afX1xMM5RnwYFEnU/w522-h640/tumblr_46fff9619ee85db6c5e535b03f80cb85_53d351e6_540.jpg" width="522" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Somebody is enjoying himself.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2cIToMyXvIJ6z2PDGE7Rlc0eON72JR4xrR4EOuMBdcHQ7WGpEa1G7LH2jR9i9-3__4gkg9HRChm9zHoK8AdypltD3hsyDi5nLyro3p9oFczK5JmAdqvGRUb9MA9J7C82Y1JXAagNfvoq6AWiMKDdnPKlFk_vderaIpumS8-fzDSCbDtA62peTn9qgNgI/s640/23111013.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="456" data-original-width="640" height="456" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2cIToMyXvIJ6z2PDGE7Rlc0eON72JR4xrR4EOuMBdcHQ7WGpEa1G7LH2jR9i9-3__4gkg9HRChm9zHoK8AdypltD3hsyDi5nLyro3p9oFczK5JmAdqvGRUb9MA9J7C82Y1JXAagNfvoq6AWiMKDdnPKlFk_vderaIpumS8-fzDSCbDtA62peTn9qgNgI/w640-h456/23111013.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I know I promised naked men, but isn't this guy cute? He reminds me of R Man when I first met him.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9Gy6OPmQsZNrEbfYytoXLi8UO6FiCBYV8fZbL1EhEvoDs57q4pzzhUEFgxjvtZwZ7u2kxxLIhLsfWoymEfw_4WimDV9t2lLs07zelyGdARvfFIdczJWSu7sBsYTQazOKen7fIcR1dtY1uGGLzpnqWsgGPzf9G2GErPW_7_Zr2PuSXODM1JRLKiBMXN84/s1728/Dillon-Roman-Shows-His-Long-Intact-Cock-6.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1728" data-original-width="1152" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9Gy6OPmQsZNrEbfYytoXLi8UO6FiCBYV8fZbL1EhEvoDs57q4pzzhUEFgxjvtZwZ7u2kxxLIhLsfWoymEfw_4WimDV9t2lLs07zelyGdARvfFIdczJWSu7sBsYTQazOKen7fIcR1dtY1uGGLzpnqWsgGPzf9G2GErPW_7_Zr2PuSXODM1JRLKiBMXN84/w426-h640/Dillon-Roman-Shows-His-Long-Intact-Cock-6.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Dillon Roman and his great big pocket rocket.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheFX3NiGdND6dVv37_LjL9_tm4sQ8JRMr9rANOzC3XIKe-jCBtqEIiiB5OSw7fkNfKq4jWL5X_f3NbuWuqsFMfhFkb5drfpRRiA9MqZY_domh7X8hIABOpX-tOSR3JYqxfCX78lxp3Zp5Gfjk3R8NlRRkmYoWI0NAcxOf5GjES1N1p_3XEo_lrq0wP9v4/s720/Dwain-Leland-5.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="720" data-original-width="524" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheFX3NiGdND6dVv37_LjL9_tm4sQ8JRMr9rANOzC3XIKe-jCBtqEIiiB5OSw7fkNfKq4jWL5X_f3NbuWuqsFMfhFkb5drfpRRiA9MqZY_domh7X8hIABOpX-tOSR3JYqxfCX78lxp3Zp5Gfjk3R8NlRRkmYoWI0NAcxOf5GjES1N1p_3XEo_lrq0wP9v4/w466-h640/Dwain-Leland-5.jpg" width="466" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Dwain LeLand, titstitstits</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguRDHgi_Bt86pHeF7dslIm4xCjkaMldG5CwgRJiI3yzSl_FRUf-KTK8L82Ax6ZAuivL6w5b17VFaKRrwGwpRUEOx4CAhDDH1yLR8atDIRmaqNdXB_mQJ6ic4OaGQPhbZQfKHFt_ej9tkxC1mysTT1-mg_ZTmwKl7tAjlBJbQ18jdlwxkTs2JlACCsOMjE/s1280/Random-Dick-Pics-1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="1024" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguRDHgi_Bt86pHeF7dslIm4xCjkaMldG5CwgRJiI3yzSl_FRUf-KTK8L82Ax6ZAuivL6w5b17VFaKRrwGwpRUEOx4CAhDDH1yLR8atDIRmaqNdXB_mQJ6ic4OaGQPhbZQfKHFt_ej9tkxC1mysTT1-mg_ZTmwKl7tAjlBJbQ18jdlwxkTs2JlACCsOMjE/w512-h640/Random-Dick-Pics-1.jpg" width="512" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I ran across this and the next few shots over at Sicko Ricko's blog listed as "Random Dick." OK. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTdSYD2IddQYMbfGO8wMfB4MhJpcO6vtK10lLvEWrJjJlJqfk4CdfK1en_xLIhbxjMqUU9r-2mLm00XbTDZWQdc9rSRMcrbk_noG-QP9lvGJBRlgUC1NQILWfwprSCCXrB5mDe_h6DV8cC6FnGaAX9xsrPFt7vlxk3GqQGX2c5G1RHOi9g97j3hDqfZH0/s1280/Random-Dick-Pics-4.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="591" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTdSYD2IddQYMbfGO8wMfB4MhJpcO6vtK10lLvEWrJjJlJqfk4CdfK1en_xLIhbxjMqUU9r-2mLm00XbTDZWQdc9rSRMcrbk_noG-QP9lvGJBRlgUC1NQILWfwprSCCXrB5mDe_h6DV8cC6FnGaAX9xsrPFt7vlxk3GqQGX2c5G1RHOi9g97j3hDqfZH0/w296-h640/Random-Dick-Pics-4.jpg" width="296" /></a></div>I started this evening off listening to Bette Midler's album from 2014 It's the Girls, which is mostly sort of MoTown hits genius, and then Pandora wandered off eventually landing on Sonique's Sky (which I love) through the ancient disco offerings of Jackie Moore and This Time Baby and now we have somehow landed in the inevitable 80s and Don't Go by Yaz. I expect Cher to drop by any minute. All that's OK with me. So is this Random Dick.<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBcU-URv4WJYpE-qcFaLJ0KB-9zNtPbequDdbin8NM7YKkuzU8tFy8xj2HxpDOuDPW8TXlj-M-ufBtVJawqhRkaVuk2WBx5-dzhc2ggydY8q1BmSUnVrJUMWJ1Oi2ly_1iYHxPzdIyoTmEUQ6Zgd1vQMJPXq0wT4PY50S0ufy9ZFgHAxu9QhES_Uzj52o/s1280/Random-Dick-Pics-6.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="960" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBcU-URv4WJYpE-qcFaLJ0KB-9zNtPbequDdbin8NM7YKkuzU8tFy8xj2HxpDOuDPW8TXlj-M-ufBtVJawqhRkaVuk2WBx5-dzhc2ggydY8q1BmSUnVrJUMWJ1Oi2ly_1iYHxPzdIyoTmEUQ6Zgd1vQMJPXq0wT4PY50S0ufy9ZFgHAxu9QhES_Uzj52o/w480-h640/Random-Dick-Pics-6.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I am not usually sentimental, but the combo of remembering scary days gone by with an all-too-appropriate soundtrack has won out. Old disco does that.</div><div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p><br /></p></div>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-75194282855027755252023-11-10T18:38:00.008-08:002023-11-10T23:54:53.425-08:00In Which We Can Host<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpP6y_lrIjABu_3sFENxJZlrY5_TCE2AXm-OFeMry3Uf_Vmo_w3ldpZMLIym74OcfGpMCLdMg6WEP9n5VSzwRveqg8mm_7QuTRJZ_buA5gI-A4fnhOOd8htEJJ0MXK5_Mj0iy2jcGHZPiTnxQeL7_YXC0mooSOAoaPhDP3OrJpWbQ3V9M5D0xC07nJ2-k/s960/tumblr_d7870b8f462070f0b28d09fb93c1931b_706d4c8d_1280.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="685" data-original-width="960" height="456" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpP6y_lrIjABu_3sFENxJZlrY5_TCE2AXm-OFeMry3Uf_Vmo_w3ldpZMLIym74OcfGpMCLdMg6WEP9n5VSzwRveqg8mm_7QuTRJZ_buA5gI-A4fnhOOd8htEJJ0MXK5_Mj0iy2jcGHZPiTnxQeL7_YXC0mooSOAoaPhDP3OrJpWbQ3V9M5D0xC07nJ2-k/w640-h456/tumblr_d7870b8f462070f0b28d09fb93c1931b_706d4c8d_1280.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p>Secret agent Fred's apartment building is doing some work on his place so he and his terribly sweet cat, Toby, have decamped over here. It's always a pleasure being able to hang out with Fred and it's very amusing to have a kitty back in the place.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF9NMBwdRfA8cu0rPhyphenhyphenVuO4W8JBe3-eX2594HcZmHXcEHlVXWvYHgvepcGpWi7LZaMw-NCAxmPoz9fX-z-PVlpSBiHwSYteOkwsMVmfeWPKJTnAUQs-c-1UkfWCEJfghPTFZ1UqOPWb5pOmXv7M2MQQGe4r0oG2nzJ-d_ZY8DQNXHo9-darVl4VrIHE4M/s4032/IMG_20231108_164950.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhF9NMBwdRfA8cu0rPhyphenhyphenVuO4W8JBe3-eX2594HcZmHXcEHlVXWvYHgvepcGpWi7LZaMw-NCAxmPoz9fX-z-PVlpSBiHwSYteOkwsMVmfeWPKJTnAUQs-c-1UkfWCEJfghPTFZ1UqOPWb5pOmXv7M2MQQGe4r0oG2nzJ-d_ZY8DQNXHo9-darVl4VrIHE4M/w480-h640/IMG_20231108_164950.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><i>This week's special guest star, Toby.</i></div><p>Fred has had a very rough year, his cancer keeps hanging around like an unwelcome guest, chemo and radiation were both an important part of his schedule, he wound up with anemia and was so beaten down by it all that he was one of the few people I know who spend more time in bed than I do.</p><p>At the end of the summer though, he suddenly bounced back, energetic and in good mood and interested in hanging out with us. It was an enormous relief; this time last year, I was very worried that we would be looking at a fredless future quite soon.</p><p>So I have been really enjoying having my old friend back and when he wanted to spend some time up, I was all for it. We had a very amusing couple of days and went out to dinner, things are going great. Until they weren't. On the way home from the restaurant, Fred sort of collapsed and wound up puking all over the sidewalk and staggering back to the apartment. I thought I would have to carry him and wondered if instead I should just call for an ambulance. The whole gastrointestinal storm blew up in just a moment, but had real lasting power.</p><p>The poor old thing spent all day in bed yesterday and most of today. My nursing prowess tends towards asking "how are you feeling?" over and over as if I could harang the patient into feeling better. I try to imply that they are letting me down by not recuperating fast enough. Knowing that that is, oddly enough, not helpful, I restrain myself instead and just ask what they need and occasionally offer aspirin or tea or ginger ale or plain rice. Late this afternoon, Fred got up and accepted my rice idea and is now ensconced on the living room couch.</p><p>Having gone through these peaks and valleys several times with R Man, I know there's really not much for those of us on the sidelines to do other than just hold on and hope for the best. When you're sick there's just not a lot anyone can do for you. Anyway, at the moment Fred is doing better so I'm just going to enjoy a dinner of rice with him.</p><p>Guys:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-kXk-9E6PF04e4bkUjsJuep3Cm4Ui9lTzLSmRyQiPgWodNzmMo_ZeBGGtNFAoQ9Sx3tOPpXc4g4FOe37s5SJW4nvlze7kgHN3vzpXh8n126Pkm92_jPG0kVrXEXvRN93iKGpphK8ZmMZvzHtJAyctyI7bFGHbRocGa6QE4qPYmc_kZu9k7IakGItKXMo/s640/231107-14.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="640" data-original-width="482" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-kXk-9E6PF04e4bkUjsJuep3Cm4Ui9lTzLSmRyQiPgWodNzmMo_ZeBGGtNFAoQ9Sx3tOPpXc4g4FOe37s5SJW4nvlze7kgHN3vzpXh8n126Pkm92_jPG0kVrXEXvRN93iKGpphK8ZmMZvzHtJAyctyI7bFGHbRocGa6QE4qPYmc_kZu9k7IakGItKXMo/w482-h640/231107-14.jpg" width="482" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I love big ol' hardons that just pop out.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk_26f8xR5M85nLC4Cl7iQerrSk1d3r8xXiDo4avWb_gscoKKES9sYk9J_QwiGXhVVrz95LPRIsdTrNr3at3DUnqB862v49fHPfGM1ajiXJPbb7awQizL7buCW9Id6o7rh_RzeCcW931OzDXNOtBHXmVLISQ3etcyVL-A_Y36T_n1MPM7Rp5319ZBQUm8/s702/23102511.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="702" data-original-width="531" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk_26f8xR5M85nLC4Cl7iQerrSk1d3r8xXiDo4avWb_gscoKKES9sYk9J_QwiGXhVVrz95LPRIsdTrNr3at3DUnqB862v49fHPfGM1ajiXJPbb7awQizL7buCW9Id6o7rh_RzeCcW931OzDXNOtBHXmVLISQ3etcyVL-A_Y36T_n1MPM7Rp5319ZBQUm8/w484-h640/23102511.jpg" width="484" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">The most popular guy on the work site.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIJKsh6w0mNKDH4vIRwGZggY_xefc3P_7JGatKUEmTW1SrtMT3KKXgqpQxK3akUCjkNBYS6PMvBCa0dYx2oGD4CAXO6ugwVJwecQrTCBBjfG57frVG0Fl-S1bfSITFSfHZaBznM-RENvvKEInL4o1DLaH_v89VtnCLF3bhMURBCL-aESFuT-ctWmEiHSk/s600/28288613.jpg.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="600" data-original-width="390" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIJKsh6w0mNKDH4vIRwGZggY_xefc3P_7JGatKUEmTW1SrtMT3KKXgqpQxK3akUCjkNBYS6PMvBCa0dYx2oGD4CAXO6ugwVJwecQrTCBBjfG57frVG0Fl-S1bfSITFSfHZaBznM-RENvvKEInL4o1DLaH_v89VtnCLF3bhMURBCL-aESFuT-ctWmEiHSk/w416-h640/28288613.jpg.webp" width="416" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Daniel Osgood. Cause sometimes you just want to be pretty.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdlm2eMdmo_Ab4KCnnrxo8gFFbHpp6X-qPLS1ZiyF0HLDDuhqoOQYlSLdIoYGJ8n_1lVRruqxpHXVgghz3Fh73AlvN0IWmVeTYTR7PsiUSXyU9CgBGqYj4EV4xBblnLZd39zayynBN7Ald5eZ-XisVaeVxVER1Udd_kepLkSeO1uZQ9vzwjambD80OJdA/s1092/Juan-Hortoneda-Naked-2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1092" data-original-width="894" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdlm2eMdmo_Ab4KCnnrxo8gFFbHpp6X-qPLS1ZiyF0HLDDuhqoOQYlSLdIoYGJ8n_1lVRruqxpHXVgghz3Fh73AlvN0IWmVeTYTR7PsiUSXyU9CgBGqYj4EV4xBblnLZd39zayynBN7Ald5eZ-XisVaeVxVER1Udd_kepLkSeO1uZQ9vzwjambD80OJdA/w524-h640/Juan-Hortoneda-Naked-2.jpg" width="524" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">A new favorite of ours here at mrpeenee, inc., Juan Hortoneda.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVcVLh91S6BXYZe-ttg3-O6xdaWMTOcfaWNWV_8ItCqfifUoSW6N_Kjxdmz7PX1ByaTghC7MA3GjK5_tejgF4EJiJjqomktidnKvoOTrCG_jexGmR9BO_jK0ZyeWdEAhgswUN0_bSGQcvpcDL03AzXgby_4ijGCxkQzZPrG_X3_HMYs0XBr01ppB9KFjU/s466/23102811.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="466" data-original-width="336" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVcVLh91S6BXYZe-ttg3-O6xdaWMTOcfaWNWV_8ItCqfifUoSW6N_Kjxdmz7PX1ByaTghC7MA3GjK5_tejgF4EJiJjqomktidnKvoOTrCG_jexGmR9BO_jK0ZyeWdEAhgswUN0_bSGQcvpcDL03AzXgby_4ijGCxkQzZPrG_X3_HMYs0XBr01ppB9KFjU/w462-h640/23102811.jpg" width="462" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> A peek o' cheek.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8UoxrJVPQY1VagKjyR5lJ8OFdC1ONYgoTOkWKkjQFyPSHX6T1HlFOwNgPVlyncZIeaB6ZHrl_ZJe53v7Z5Vrf2rL30qERbcf0RZoI12eCOjjnWq7Eeuh1qaQGhwgymr_sr7qq5ljbPmy4AN5fGt2y0XEDF3zDKWPdRAySHNPk3kXkSn7al9MnIX95w3s/s804/Naked-Muscle-Man-Paride-Spaziano-8.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="804" data-original-width="404" height="861" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8UoxrJVPQY1VagKjyR5lJ8OFdC1ONYgoTOkWKkjQFyPSHX6T1HlFOwNgPVlyncZIeaB6ZHrl_ZJe53v7Z5Vrf2rL30qERbcf0RZoI12eCOjjnWq7Eeuh1qaQGhwgymr_sr7qq5ljbPmy4AN5fGt2y0XEDF3zDKWPdRAySHNPk3kXkSn7al9MnIX95w3s/w433-h861/Naked-Muscle-Man-Paride-Spaziano-8.jpg" width="433" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Paride Spaziano, the beautiful.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg86hx1b5o1O84JY7F3mDF5iyUUNCHzpUTPQADiJocZx5fIkKhKj6qunXqY66efI2Rbd7NajBykwM52F5flbU_02vnHxvGwZrhf2hkDJ6mpgyX8KNxJhkgvLvmvec5cFmZCg_8JzPwHfv87zBd4N6apRxWtTMOmebFghw_RZdQ1NyyNTHfvnlF9THWScB4/s275/images.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="275" data-original-width="183" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg86hx1b5o1O84JY7F3mDF5iyUUNCHzpUTPQADiJocZx5fIkKhKj6qunXqY66efI2Rbd7NajBykwM52F5flbU_02vnHxvGwZrhf2hkDJ6mpgyX8KNxJhkgvLvmvec5cFmZCg_8JzPwHfv87zBd4N6apRxWtTMOmebFghw_RZdQ1NyyNTHfvnlF9THWScB4/w426-h640/images.jpeg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">My Halloween post included a bunch of cop love pictures, this is just a leftover.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDtErdGrNWKVLmVbe8R9JZnhLsEG0k4ds9v7Ow51ruSapcRqVS9F6p06rL4XJhb68wGLsOI87byKSwxdDI0ndQCrhc9OZqYC2R5mrHuDLHWeCfPIn33dsPS2MJQxAnEf0hMqAe1Rx3yceKFwzgKE4p0RqQx6uEr5daNuBaqYCl1_5tAoVc_EfkOmwmr-k/s640/23102811-1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="640" data-original-width="382" height="744" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDtErdGrNWKVLmVbe8R9JZnhLsEG0k4ds9v7Ow51ruSapcRqVS9F6p06rL4XJhb68wGLsOI87byKSwxdDI0ndQCrhc9OZqYC2R5mrHuDLHWeCfPIn33dsPS2MJQxAnEf0hMqAe1Rx3yceKFwzgKE4p0RqQx6uEr5daNuBaqYCl1_5tAoVc_EfkOmwmr-k/w444-h744/23102811-1.jpg" width="444" /></a></div>I forget this guy's name. Sorry.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvTKQb7ePi3im4NQk1KwXUT75FKkrckoSKRIDxH1N1p6Pd5LtXs2L1TEWgVGuGOQR1AVsbUXoDx-RFmqbNYwmyts5bkDSeKQJlmAy5IpY1S9ZJnPTaQHWvwlK9bFwzU1QUAcTKgPQyUkh40KKw2A7Xl_jaVUc8ke_5sC5Ng0XyddihPc0s5Ih3UAjTnN4/s900/027.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="600" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvTKQb7ePi3im4NQk1KwXUT75FKkrckoSKRIDxH1N1p6Pd5LtXs2L1TEWgVGuGOQR1AVsbUXoDx-RFmqbNYwmyts5bkDSeKQJlmAy5IpY1S9ZJnPTaQHWvwlK9bFwzU1QUAcTKgPQyUkh40KKw2A7Xl_jaVUc8ke_5sC5Ng0XyddihPc0s5Ih3UAjTnN4/w426-h640/027.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-21041425706120233852023-10-28T18:03:00.004-07:002023-10-28T18:18:08.640-07:00In Which We Consider a Legend<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN9hyphenhyphenCcfv_2Wd2wxHeCNijjzWew9hyvf2aSaTySfZ9v7hHRg82CbNMx_wi4UXOgBZfsLLNevMtFiuDQJ4gINnLHuaAwJcnnXHNL6k0XnYYeuBKb7fKvBFKNODvI2K0FEtrpeSCz-J3qb43NunP9hy9GodNpwpzpYkUu0bQ6s5o70x1Wq2E1E_jeJSW-6k/s1017/ColtVideoView1-001.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1017" data-original-width="768" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhN9hyphenhyphenCcfv_2Wd2wxHeCNijjzWew9hyvf2aSaTySfZ9v7hHRg82CbNMx_wi4UXOgBZfsLLNevMtFiuDQJ4gINnLHuaAwJcnnXHNL6k0XnYYeuBKb7fKvBFKNODvI2K0FEtrpeSCz-J3qb43NunP9hy9GodNpwpzpYkUu0bQ6s5o70x1Wq2E1E_jeJSW-6k/w484-h640/ColtVideoView1-001.jpg" width="484" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">What started the whole sorry thing.</div> <p></p><p>Our dear chum Mikey (perhaps you might remember him from Chaturbate <a href="https://chaturbate.com/playwithme55/" target="_blank">here</a>) announced he had considered being a cop for Halloween but wasn't in the mood for it. A shame for both him and everyone who would be so very glad to see Mikey tarted up like a peacekeeper.</p><p>That reminded me of a sort of involved bit of gay history. I'll get to that in a minute but first let's talk about the complicated relationship gay men have with cops. Typically, police are in an adversarial relationship with the gay world; we want to have sex like rutting dogs with each other, but until very recently and in some places even now, doing so was illegal. And so, cops often were instrumental in breaking up the good times. ACAB.</p><p>Also queers very often have daddy issues. Lots of daddy issues. Maybe they never had one and would like to fill that void, maybe they didn't like the one they started with and are shopping for a replacement, whatever: daddy issues. And what could symbolize daddy better than the instrument and deliverer of oppression, the fuzz. Look I didn't make the rules, gay men are both the benefactors and the victims of the patriarchy. Ya get a little ying, ya get a little yang. So ACAB, but also, Oh Daddy.</p><p>Into this complicated naughty world, in 1978, Colt Studios delivered the perfect product, a short video eloquently called Hot Cop. It starred one of their classic massive muscle men posing and flexing and most importantly sneering. At the time porn was typically short on info and so the video burst onto the scene with no cast lists. The cop never takes off his sunglasses so you can't ever really see his face. And thus a mystery was born.</p><p>Fans of the video rabidly scoured sources looking for the name of the beefy beauty. For decades nobody knew, but there was lots of theories. It was the Zapruder film of gay smut. Ferocious arguments blazed on chat boards comparing the mustaches of various candidates.</p><p>Then 2022, I stumbled across the answer in one of my favorite odd little blogs, BJ's Gay Porno Crazed Ramblings, where the author calmly presented not just the name of the model but all of his other appearances in different films and for different studios under his many noms d'smut.</p><p>The answer to the great hot cop mystery? It was a fairly frequent cold studio model called Brutus (naturally.) I remember him but only vaguely. I had no idea he had appeared so frequently in the police end of the porn spectrum. I remember vividly that Drummer cover he did, but I didn't realize who he was. I also remember the editor of the magazine commenting on the photo shoot. He said Brutus was really into verbal accompaniment for the photography, to the point where one of the assistants had to leave. The big bad brute had just overwhelmed the poor little teacup. Well.</p><p>Herewith we present Brutus.</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE_sAsGq6L8BVYUnk7YWXXbnhR-As-uYRtER8cBJPWLivQq6V79dqS89B85WpVz1epoC4cIcE-N502GpkI_cuEBn6PV70gEeiaYe6_77PsirQKvmdO9Z176KmscOzpiWl6JUHqG2GFa1AEyp0DEPauHtTunC40MO0pSahuZQVaUamjgj8YwDAtNap2OSY/s961/drummer70_01.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="961" data-original-width="727" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgE_sAsGq6L8BVYUnk7YWXXbnhR-As-uYRtER8cBJPWLivQq6V79dqS89B85WpVz1epoC4cIcE-N502GpkI_cuEBn6PV70gEeiaYe6_77PsirQKvmdO9Z176KmscOzpiWl6JUHqG2GFa1AEyp0DEPauHtTunC40MO0pSahuZQVaUamjgj8YwDAtNap2OSY/w484-h640/drummer70_01.jpg" width="484" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">The shoot where his spoken word slam scarred off some assistant just trying to do his job. Get HR on the line NOW.</div><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><p><br /></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOVkhOnd8FuGNdLK9X0Q2OI5GfBm7rRShYhM57chEBm3HTCY3Kjh_2c_nO_ZzXuXseWfngYxMcGYuAeN4FKRHIkkSz2PfAv_WUEqg2ZmT9ntnk6k2mYHUrQV6Rul2DtyY185LUTW1Ct8RxyQsrMCLhOsFl0_kZcWnZu6ExN4_BcJD8lCHdrZTxBxFwOZk/s699/FOX_Vito_Milan_02.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="600" data-original-width="699" height="550" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOVkhOnd8FuGNdLK9X0Q2OI5GfBm7rRShYhM57chEBm3HTCY3Kjh_2c_nO_ZzXuXseWfngYxMcGYuAeN4FKRHIkkSz2PfAv_WUEqg2ZmT9ntnk6k2mYHUrQV6Rul2DtyY185LUTW1Ct8RxyQsrMCLhOsFl0_kZcWnZu6ExN4_BcJD8lCHdrZTxBxFwOZk/w640-h550/FOX_Vito_Milan_02.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Look, he has a face. Who knew?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKcKzGN4Gc8FotqkrTNUNJxFjI5O79ReISv-cv1JcFHTZdrbxzuUVgTjKFL_5pyxi_XeveMYaah_DztYSiJVQ4iwOwqk2drbgkcjfWZeUby7094hHW1qCzaDqgJQNecNjFJ6mZ1aTpTh-okQ1H3kL2Qpx1RITO7lwPKxqJWRW-Abda721NI_G7ZDUv3S0/s787/colt_cop_04.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="787" data-original-width="463" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKcKzGN4Gc8FotqkrTNUNJxFjI5O79ReISv-cv1JcFHTZdrbxzuUVgTjKFL_5pyxi_XeveMYaah_DztYSiJVQ4iwOwqk2drbgkcjfWZeUby7094hHW1qCzaDqgJQNecNjFJ6mZ1aTpTh-okQ1H3kL2Qpx1RITO7lwPKxqJWRW-Abda721NI_G7ZDUv3S0/w376-h640/colt_cop_04.jpg" width="376" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">More copshop theatrics. I remember this guy, I honestly always thought it was someone different from the legendary Hot Cop.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCmSml4FukGCF7deOCum3Mds90vyom0ezaMek4sfI5iPv4IX3Ac1CJsk_DTkdZq0d9x13psu3wzfb005qyXrD2Qdh9h98bFOz03mXUDVmgMPdMC7-Y0heJib1b6y73r21Nva3a5NCfaayGtZhNM36zXXmWQs5I22XzpjpFbFza0FTc0M4VsCWYu-ASB-M/s733/FOX_Vito_Milan_01.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="733" data-original-width="600" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCmSml4FukGCF7deOCum3Mds90vyom0ezaMek4sfI5iPv4IX3Ac1CJsk_DTkdZq0d9x13psu3wzfb005qyXrD2Qdh9h98bFOz03mXUDVmgMPdMC7-Y0heJib1b6y73r21Nva3a5NCfaayGtZhNM36zXXmWQs5I22XzpjpFbFza0FTc0M4VsCWYu-ASB-M/w524-h640/FOX_Vito_Milan_01.JPG" width="524" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Unfortunate haircuts are nothing new.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtf6ADf4U_giJ996K64AQVvWTzRak7BQtI8aFPx4h9CSA9sq0cTaD6zwCSxe4CUkspzC9iMzcQI2M1o-hE2IhwNz6JBSpfAZT6GrlpAVMa-Tc8Z2-QcGW398AUf2AGSlslGgx9satBdODvvYN2tv7BBDEbflAUSNUMipn-e6RDCBhq6k0ZES4ckIciMWQ/s1024/drummer70_03.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="736" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtf6ADf4U_giJ996K64AQVvWTzRak7BQtI8aFPx4h9CSA9sq0cTaD6zwCSxe4CUkspzC9iMzcQI2M1o-hE2IhwNz6JBSpfAZT6GrlpAVMa-Tc8Z2-QcGW398AUf2AGSlslGgx9satBdODvvYN2tv7BBDEbflAUSNUMipn-e6RDCBhq6k0ZES4ckIciMWQ/w460-h640/drummer70_03.jpg" width="460" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Yes sir, officer, sir. Pig love, whacha gonna do?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7bw1Oc0VALMR5VZ740U6cbxhwBrn2JhYeB42IKzzqincXkrjBYGVc7iypcxha1GUDbNYafliSMivUfYSxvPY6e0frK6mXvwkEZ1VenVbmQjMD0oN5X0nCF4bSn7u9k7rEuVRsj9jz7Hx2Jz9ApMPljZOr5wNF-Gbl2Rh5nzyd4eX3Kxe6dbAtnnsnT4w/s420/00000001.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="294" data-original-width="420" height="448" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7bw1Oc0VALMR5VZ740U6cbxhwBrn2JhYeB42IKzzqincXkrjBYGVc7iypcxha1GUDbNYafliSMivUfYSxvPY6e0frK6mXvwkEZ1VenVbmQjMD0oN5X0nCF4bSn7u9k7rEuVRsj9jz7Hx2Jz9ApMPljZOr5wNF-Gbl2Rh5nzyd4eX3Kxe6dbAtnnsnT4w/w640-h448/00000001.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />If you want to check out the clips from the original video, you can go <a href="https://cocksuckervideos.com/161131.html" target="_blank">here</a> It's worth it for the primitive synth groove alone.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">So more gay cops for your Halloween costume inspiration</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuDZYc8WgKlV5Pr2yUT5Q6iiOIvTiOGVAbvZoei0Ne7GSoxA0TElXaZ_p1oepjviMJsOTsUMEEwWZ023zhE-bZpj2gMX007YcyRgg-Jr5oSWQqN4w6PQ7wa9zjqbTthCcwwq7nKfOGCB_0_rqHGToq1_3HC0ju5NN00CP81d0d_TWjLdRwY9LXWB6uu1Y/s673/50603_03.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="673" data-original-width="460" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuDZYc8WgKlV5Pr2yUT5Q6iiOIvTiOGVAbvZoei0Ne7GSoxA0TElXaZ_p1oepjviMJsOTsUMEEwWZ023zhE-bZpj2gMX007YcyRgg-Jr5oSWQqN4w6PQ7wa9zjqbTthCcwwq7nKfOGCB_0_rqHGToq1_3HC0ju5NN00CP81d0d_TWjLdRwY9LXWB6uu1Y/w438-h640/50603_03.jpg" width="438" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">One of the all time classics, Al Parker in Weekend Lockup.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimeH7aeutQ0o4vvEOWEtaJ4BEehERhyphenhyphenN23JDpdoSccxd7lX-8_nIdLujijVcEi9FQGfRJTCTImXcnByWAPR3je-urG9v4KFztNY5TypSENkL_C9RR1_uYl6Lv6BCHrQej0sBAOYSJ6vSuXbXLgMUTERN3EBr3iQh3P_adPBEnROMXm7YyTQ3dx0tSWcMU/s801/coltstudios-pete-kuzak-world-famous-colt-man-masculine-male-gay-porn-stars-1970-1980-010-tube-download-torrent-gallery-sexpics-photo.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="801" data-original-width="800" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimeH7aeutQ0o4vvEOWEtaJ4BEehERhyphenhyphenN23JDpdoSccxd7lX-8_nIdLujijVcEi9FQGfRJTCTImXcnByWAPR3je-urG9v4KFztNY5TypSENkL_C9RR1_uYl6Lv6BCHrQej0sBAOYSJ6vSuXbXLgMUTERN3EBr3iQh3P_adPBEnROMXm7YyTQ3dx0tSWcMU/w640-h640/coltstudios-pete-kuzak-world-famous-colt-man-masculine-male-gay-porn-stars-1970-1980-010-tube-download-torrent-gallery-sexpics-photo.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">The massively massive Pete Kuzack.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOfrwee21EdGJ_6hyZtIbYMMgbOfof7BfgzQ25Aec6-JyumJzw2AsaVcU3n0cg1fC2jLhbI35jgrWMM6PsJsayIjgiwlS76qAVM9ouzi-2CeDtrAS_jsOp0a-pxSbXldaGdeRvme0fc8H2k3fd5HQUgavKOwZBxKlre7G29EZo_KQ3Y0UWqMj9fylN5DE/s800/Leo_Ford_cop.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="800" data-original-width="567" height="744" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOfrwee21EdGJ_6hyZtIbYMMgbOfof7BfgzQ25Aec6-JyumJzw2AsaVcU3n0cg1fC2jLhbI35jgrWMM6PsJsayIjgiwlS76qAVM9ouzi-2CeDtrAS_jsOp0a-pxSbXldaGdeRvme0fc8H2k3fd5HQUgavKOwZBxKlre7G29EZo_KQ3Y0UWqMj9fylN5DE/w528-h744/Leo_Ford_cop.jpg" width="528" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Another old fave, Leo Ford getting out of a speeding ticket, from Stroke magazine.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtGwJLoUu6gouq2xtXqOEz2xSD6YUar6MT6yQWerRAgHEgV5626GLECrCjkaMAVQbjJk4-OXkEKDJjZmeU8TGJMyrTpksVXTyNT8NjxY2ABt67JtaDJrpEu3ry81kjCMJUJ7o6lZW_8S_szqwyuQxCW1J4f2lrstNGDDdk6MA7IK4rM7vmOJ5S9HwmykQ/s769/cop18.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="769" data-original-width="540" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtGwJLoUu6gouq2xtXqOEz2xSD6YUar6MT6yQWerRAgHEgV5626GLECrCjkaMAVQbjJk4-OXkEKDJjZmeU8TGJMyrTpksVXTyNT8NjxY2ABt67JtaDJrpEu3ry81kjCMJUJ7o6lZW_8S_szqwyuQxCW1J4f2lrstNGDDdk6MA7IK4rM7vmOJ5S9HwmykQ/w450-h640/cop18.jpg" width="450" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I think this is Rick Koch.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHkcoMRBrFaQRQdqr-W5ebmOffjEF5rbZvJTWHoZ9fUEECE45uUy1nvF6Os8sB8WSvSpwc8J8xwoIyLmKIM2V72Y9xyiQLOHb0gpekVpEKP1RpBiAwJXvcUVF5uhMSDFN2FYHaY2fuxgcx_lsOUDxtzab99hsHGoRkt2LFBGH9fKnqPkcU_Thbi7d2fuk/s600/f216f510f14462de6d60e15a442055cb.27.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="337" data-original-width="600" height="360" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHkcoMRBrFaQRQdqr-W5ebmOffjEF5rbZvJTWHoZ9fUEECE45uUy1nvF6Os8sB8WSvSpwc8J8xwoIyLmKIM2V72Y9xyiQLOHb0gpekVpEKP1RpBiAwJXvcUVF5uhMSDFN2FYHaY2fuxgcx_lsOUDxtzab99hsHGoRkt2LFBGH9fKnqPkcU_Thbi7d2fuk/w640-h360/f216f510f14462de6d60e15a442055cb.27.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Pigs in heat.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p><br /></p>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-55935708686136408172023-10-20T16:30:00.006-07:002023-10-20T16:31:11.741-07:00In Which We Bake<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-ZbBV2_Fnq4RhoGFxHOfV9HR5lYamY2btGyW2awtce2N3hEbgEhRAp5mj1NHnQWRKgDbFvvewnKmmzM0k0f6sAb-1NCgNjUE7g3668_jRefPwjwIHgbaVmYyvIBMtthsyN4lo2SSKnSk4XY7sJbVLcIY1WY_3ElNRmWHRYdRLhjp5nX5fFnv5suggtaA/s384/thumbnail.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="384" data-original-width="382" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-ZbBV2_Fnq4RhoGFxHOfV9HR5lYamY2btGyW2awtce2N3hEbgEhRAp5mj1NHnQWRKgDbFvvewnKmmzM0k0f6sAb-1NCgNjUE7g3668_jRefPwjwIHgbaVmYyvIBMtthsyN4lo2SSKnSk4XY7sJbVLcIY1WY_3ElNRmWHRYdRLhjp5nX5fFnv5suggtaA/w636-h640/thumbnail.jpeg" width="636" /></a></div><i><div style="text-align: center;"><i>Quit bragging.</i></div></i><br /><div> My dear friend drumstick had his 50th birthday this last weekend. 50! Can you imagine? What a baby. I told his wife, Hotfoot, that I'd make a cake for his birthday because earlier this summer he had said how much he liked my streusel cake. Hotfoot said that was a great idea and then asked if I could possibly make two because they were going to have a big party and one cake might not be enough. If anyone else had come up with that idea, I would have said, "Oh you know what? No." But I love them both as if they were my own poorly behaved, not very bright children so I agreed.<p></p><p>Both drumstick and Secret Agent Fred had told me their idea of the definitive birthday cake is chocolate with "white icing." They agreed when I asked them if they maybe were referring to "vanilla" since apparently that's too exotic for either of their tiny little brains. </p><p>Everybody at the party laid into both cakes like some kind of pastry locusts. I didn't get any of the streusel and only a couple of bites of the chocolate. I guess such enthusiasm is gratifying, but I wouldn't have minded getting an entire piece. Also gratifying was two of the guests asking me for the recipe. Could there be any more flattering response?</p><p>Anyway, couple of nights ago I decided to recreate the chocolate cake so I could have as much as I wanted. Naturally, It did not turn out as well as the party version; the cake is delicious, but for some reason, the icing refused to cooperate. It tastes okay but it's a sticky, slaggy mess at the best of times and this time it refused to come together and instead turned into sort of a tasty glue. </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilJAj7xjYk1ydgaWB8h6YlznO5GGFRt1Mqqf8l1kASQN2DaI7yilOiQDiaY3VEChRQg6yXsoBY1cX39N4OTikyVkTrgWHLjssUtoo9OGzDO1S2tHdQVInTMRubQi5rSM68VFDkkSZle2AHditFuk-Pe0jflTvJ6cZhP6CmA8JrfYhb9fatM7cjqNspR9I/s4032/IMG_20231018_122652.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilJAj7xjYk1ydgaWB8h6YlznO5GGFRt1Mqqf8l1kASQN2DaI7yilOiQDiaY3VEChRQg6yXsoBY1cX39N4OTikyVkTrgWHLjssUtoo9OGzDO1S2tHdQVInTMRubQi5rSM68VFDkkSZle2AHditFuk-Pe0jflTvJ6cZhP6CmA8JrfYhb9fatM7cjqNspR9I/s320/IMG_20231018_122652.jpg" width="240" /></a></div>Not pretty, but delicious.<div><br /></div><div>Boys are who might be delicious, they certainly are pretty:<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd6JXtqBkoh_eP_p4iwKUtJNmuRfbv5Lb5g8fOqUtmw3wi-Fpwxz6fTFMIXCfNsZpAwCewX9fZ4T2OnNhz7Joz415k6BTGl23eAMs5lXXm18L2lDYqf3NwVe1RIZyk1Q8XO6y6ncyudvRABL6zjDh2uPKRuzvHtE1hzcRAwGF_F5a6HqQFFbb14fOZVC0/s640/1009.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="640" data-original-width="426" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhd6JXtqBkoh_eP_p4iwKUtJNmuRfbv5Lb5g8fOqUtmw3wi-Fpwxz6fTFMIXCfNsZpAwCewX9fZ4T2OnNhz7Joz415k6BTGl23eAMs5lXXm18L2lDYqf3NwVe1RIZyk1Q8XO6y6ncyudvRABL6zjDh2uPKRuzvHtE1hzcRAwGF_F5a6HqQFFbb14fOZVC0/w426-h640/1009.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Cute and goofy, what an unbeatable combo.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZNOc9Hw3MM-_nADfx_c7uSr9KoVsUuvHOelzRbRqGDAEsOYMMK1Zy_GslXjQFXRAFIyJtqSWijUkAv91f_3a3vnOeotqQi7aHwKlZSffec-HOhGpxMFbYQHha208UToEUzXG4iM36zjrr-pUPGFyMzksjkQhyphenhyphen2wkCvTTPbcn1UzRiyZPgVDaXWz5VnoI/s923/Screen%20Shot%202023-10-11%20at%205.16.14%20PM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="923" data-original-width="887" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZNOc9Hw3MM-_nADfx_c7uSr9KoVsUuvHOelzRbRqGDAEsOYMMK1Zy_GslXjQFXRAFIyJtqSWijUkAv91f_3a3vnOeotqQi7aHwKlZSffec-HOhGpxMFbYQHha208UToEUzXG4iM36zjrr-pUPGFyMzksjkQhyphenhyphen2wkCvTTPbcn1UzRiyZPgVDaXWz5VnoI/w616-h640/Screen%20Shot%202023-10-11%20at%205.16.14%20PM.png" width="616" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">The meaty appeal of Paulo Victor Melo.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4lC6ar6RY3NUtWq3fq9m3lq1goUhEZUnxla5KGnnfZPmRzvT6rTEZiHwpyAqdHOlT63bWsxFNZ35PbPMy0VFkYtMfVq91MwLoGtbyE-ku-kJI7JgnnjHGYM_4-A6hMt1fdU4eF9WjNA05OawMsyeh6lU7ybthbriItsMgUSjR-UI4WT4l7vwicO47JB0/s1066/Huge-Hunk-Jett-Wayne-Has-More-Than-Most-To-Share-6.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1066" data-original-width="800" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4lC6ar6RY3NUtWq3fq9m3lq1goUhEZUnxla5KGnnfZPmRzvT6rTEZiHwpyAqdHOlT63bWsxFNZ35PbPMy0VFkYtMfVq91MwLoGtbyE-ku-kJI7JgnnjHGYM_4-A6hMt1fdU4eF9WjNA05OawMsyeh6lU7ybthbriItsMgUSjR-UI4WT4l7vwicO47JB0/w480-h640/Huge-Hunk-Jett-Wayne-Has-More-Than-Most-To-Share-6.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Jett Way was in our last post, but I find him just so darn irresistible. And why is "irresistible" spelled that way anyway?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUhasBNOjGRsnLrpSL224bkEU2pHDueIMhNHZyxtZSi7xxGX4PgtmxuxmvcJHI2UrV-kyBhjZY-wdyJIvNpbOB3sy50O1pGw3XACdADLSnPvJn9dlOTXGtsYyWwtzgHYejnGTg-PslqBQgaxpG3JOcMIkFbMgF4XMgD1tPQLtuStvI2YOIZUaGOqrkDa0/s1321/Screen%20Shot%202023-10-11%20at%205.47.24%20PM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1321" data-original-width="925" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhUhasBNOjGRsnLrpSL224bkEU2pHDueIMhNHZyxtZSi7xxGX4PgtmxuxmvcJHI2UrV-kyBhjZY-wdyJIvNpbOB3sy50O1pGw3XACdADLSnPvJn9dlOTXGtsYyWwtzgHYejnGTg-PslqBQgaxpG3JOcMIkFbMgF4XMgD1tPQLtuStvI2YOIZUaGOqrkDa0/w448-h640/Screen%20Shot%202023-10-11%20at%205.47.24%20PM.png" width="448" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Speaking of frequent flyers in the mrpeenee photo selection, Marbys Negretti.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZ_DLhrILmKWk6nMz97phrEKXcP9StNKD5E9oUpniGCZrJxBYjYeEZ0yUGIvpyp6UlEiM8MgNL94FVQGTSVsmi6nUUkmlsgZThFIqpBiHCZl3pNL12D7fOuemSh7OMg4dVIOtRIzGuSD7-AQRKKSkpUo5ky5EmRX0pye3jkX1JabiSQLF_9LOw-kDYct8/s1207/Screen%20Shot%202023-09-24%20at%204.18.45%20PM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1207" data-original-width="784" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZ_DLhrILmKWk6nMz97phrEKXcP9StNKD5E9oUpniGCZrJxBYjYeEZ0yUGIvpyp6UlEiM8MgNL94FVQGTSVsmi6nUUkmlsgZThFIqpBiHCZl3pNL12D7fOuemSh7OMg4dVIOtRIzGuSD7-AQRKKSkpUo5ky5EmRX0pye3jkX1JabiSQLF_9LOw-kDYct8/w416-h640/Screen%20Shot%202023-09-24%20at%204.18.45%20PM.png" width="416" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Lanky</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBKZdpEHpi3uBFAyGRr9oJN83f5256OBxmEJNQnkObCD9jKqnZJAws9Rd9ISB_YkqaWSINAiu_QkCatP5pi_PYADyqApxmV4UeyOQ_wtvrLvQYudZrCX1FLYN0mL8v6VRbpsRYHLoiMvKAqi2SHkPsGYib2qVQO_h5P-0PZNOn1E8vyh_xfYyik1NyzD0/s1946/Screen%20Shot%202023-10-11%20at%206.54.12%20PM.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1313" data-original-width="1946" height="432" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBKZdpEHpi3uBFAyGRr9oJN83f5256OBxmEJNQnkObCD9jKqnZJAws9Rd9ISB_YkqaWSINAiu_QkCatP5pi_PYADyqApxmV4UeyOQ_wtvrLvQYudZrCX1FLYN0mL8v6VRbpsRYHLoiMvKAqi2SHkPsGYib2qVQO_h5P-0PZNOn1E8vyh_xfYyik1NyzD0/w640-h432/Screen%20Shot%202023-10-11%20at%206.54.12%20PM.png" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">An absolute landscape of pussy.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivmK5ECsIDsTCCdBUSk5G7jS1jSBKtwSrBqApkQpJSDSu6i2iGmpA8OSe0MFqmw2DLf54tqaaK3wyH3so4oVdDdJ2-04yURpcMHjrfTfLnMBBIDRECKyvNx1jhT8FdkpNxuO2RztzT4FcRWNnxvS4CYiddK39Pk-vD5Ks4V5Xg1DjiKUV8iR_x-KGy_OA/s480/6a0191041b3ae6970c01bb0871e100970d-320wi-1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="320" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivmK5ECsIDsTCCdBUSk5G7jS1jSBKtwSrBqApkQpJSDSu6i2iGmpA8OSe0MFqmw2DLf54tqaaK3wyH3so4oVdDdJ2-04yURpcMHjrfTfLnMBBIDRECKyvNx1jhT8FdkpNxuO2RztzT4FcRWNnxvS4CYiddK39Pk-vD5Ks4V5Xg1DjiKUV8iR_x-KGy_OA/w426-h640/6a0191041b3ae6970c01bb0871e100970d-320wi-1.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Beefiness may not be next to godliness, but it is somewhere close by.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyXPAoul7AzD_nmpO_1OqU05PrIPvYOvJG9VS8Zracv0FdxbAgk1Bezb067Bpde6IpjsADQtmzmPzsr3Dg5akMR_rYa1lJu0YSzsw59m0KPyQJ5qZsa85EUjurXQk7jOkfzEl02NhGE-1KxEvf0HZRNZYGsgwMTMyWYft_A7L-TDk1LFMaaDA42gSsz7I/s618/tumblr_723c8d9c8f878ec7536af03251494bef_20bf1f4f_500.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="618" data-original-width="435" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjyXPAoul7AzD_nmpO_1OqU05PrIPvYOvJG9VS8Zracv0FdxbAgk1Bezb067Bpde6IpjsADQtmzmPzsr3Dg5akMR_rYa1lJu0YSzsw59m0KPyQJ5qZsa85EUjurXQk7jOkfzEl02NhGE-1KxEvf0HZRNZYGsgwMTMyWYft_A7L-TDk1LFMaaDA42gSsz7I/w450-h640/tumblr_723c8d9c8f878ec7536af03251494bef_20bf1f4f_500.jpg" width="450" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">The beach is closed for the season. Sigh.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMUtB4nzGP44UlWkmdpKgv54XANy8mW0obQylDh0fJ5P8RThjB37vLw7v-6_srzJKLhaqPbSoK902bTflypkK44WzueZ73qWa4dqmBjKkzlZHduNy-25rKry_wbii5WAh-zSavGcjllEEYn5dHXpMEE0oWjVcTMAXsZuxGxACULx3OEGAwoT_-Mbnftrg/s960/6a0191041b3ae6970c02a2eed06014200d-640wi.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="640" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMUtB4nzGP44UlWkmdpKgv54XANy8mW0obQylDh0fJ5P8RThjB37vLw7v-6_srzJKLhaqPbSoK902bTflypkK44WzueZ73qWa4dqmBjKkzlZHduNy-25rKry_wbii5WAh-zSavGcjllEEYn5dHXpMEE0oWjVcTMAXsZuxGxACULx3OEGAwoT_-Mbnftrg/w426-h640/6a0191041b3ae6970c02a2eed06014200d-640wi.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Inked up and ready to go.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p><br /></p></div></div>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-21002567742796364802023-10-15T14:18:00.001-07:002023-10-15T14:18:05.869-07:00In Which We Are Eclipsed<p> </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwn8WFVrczbc2uiL1GAoWdh75B_QYCTP1SB8KCX1YPQjZXlrP6-IUL7g7JZxFqKBJ21ddATV6k51yL_ZGElGh3xNxJ7spBFxi1nJ_lEzkYfi2AW6sAzk10z5__hc5kOb5CVflMTeQWN6JMhw-TwwGBuYgQoW1dgvBfs3N9XL-bd6BJSzNJMz5lLLc1LG8/s605/tumblr_65c2bdf080dd8774564103dc2cfc2156_c087e30b_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="605" data-original-width="500" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwn8WFVrczbc2uiL1GAoWdh75B_QYCTP1SB8KCX1YPQjZXlrP6-IUL7g7JZxFqKBJ21ddATV6k51yL_ZGElGh3xNxJ7spBFxi1nJ_lEzkYfi2AW6sAzk10z5__hc5kOb5CVflMTeQWN6JMhw-TwwGBuYgQoW1dgvBfs3N9XL-bd6BJSzNJMz5lLLc1LG8/w528-h640/tumblr_65c2bdf080dd8774564103dc2cfc2156_c087e30b_500.jpg" width="528" /></a></div><br /><p></p><p>A solar eclipse, even a partial one, is the kind of nerdy phenomenon that always interests me. So when this latest one was going to pass Northern California, I was all in. </p><p>Then the morning of it, I set my alarm, spring from my bed, and was confronted with </p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYaDrK00F01E46zz9ZXgs_oFFXkGPDBqSC3dVNXF6q4i-2F1NarnzECSyLpG_0vzT8FN2VuPF8Cd780oGYgJsA894XcEDfGeD4Qz0vLiMIjDwqKkOEDkEmlBQb7BhheZGfcxMUDaNrzzPabYFcMDgJVD2tXTyqOoZhW-J0U__tu14lDvJA2jDc3Cw5g3s/s4032/IMG_20231014_091158.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiYaDrK00F01E46zz9ZXgs_oFFXkGPDBqSC3dVNXF6q4i-2F1NarnzECSyLpG_0vzT8FN2VuPF8Cd780oGYgJsA894XcEDfGeD4Qz0vLiMIjDwqKkOEDkEmlBQb7BhheZGfcxMUDaNrzzPabYFcMDgJVD2tXTyqOoZhW-J0U__tu14lDvJA2jDc3Cw5g3s/w480-h640/IMG_20231014_091158.jpg" width="480" /></a></div><p>the densest overcast you can imagine. Gray as a landlord's heart, foggy as mrpeenee's attention span. The weather seemed determined to make a point; it was even more overcast than usual, certainly more than was necessary to foil any attempt at eclipse watching.</p><p>I love San Francisco, I do, and the fog here is just part of the package. An afternoon in Houston was enough to remind me how much I adore our chilly weather. We just have to accept views of things like meteor showers or fireworks or eclipses are going to have to fight it out with the fog and the fog always wins.</p><p>Guys who also always win:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgScQ9NVBIAFL0DCewXYY6Hmd1pi8PmBNrCi42iWlujyM3ZSbAfgFbTeLO1a2VpCp2aKgDHfsQT0ov34o4ruaGc7QeOV9NXSET9oT35SF2AxH8Qdo7W4Iinrj5AqbCNKsqCregEDa4p1mZOg8NxbwA5zgZ5j0VC3cHRnSs-snwRW3-7c1hAu0OvBc-e1qw/s640/Matthew%20Cameron%20-%20100%25%20male%20models%20(14).jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="640" data-original-width="480" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgScQ9NVBIAFL0DCewXYY6Hmd1pi8PmBNrCi42iWlujyM3ZSbAfgFbTeLO1a2VpCp2aKgDHfsQT0ov34o4ruaGc7QeOV9NXSET9oT35SF2AxH8Qdo7W4Iinrj5AqbCNKsqCregEDa4p1mZOg8NxbwA5zgZ5j0VC3cHRnSs-snwRW3-7c1hAu0OvBc-e1qw/w480-h640/Matthew%20Cameron%20-%20100%25%20male%20models%20(14).jpeg" width="480" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Matthew Cameron, now with extra photoshopped meat.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-Qiy7sVda8I5dEh31ldLc10DvSgYm6tCJpYd1PZh5wV_BoUxPqFs94JWRIgZsUXdt69VCFJhgakXEA6HZBa4IqelMjriFaFW9ITouA3b1j1mciWpzK5TnpIHp_2ZKaNxyw4-torJeGJn8bOXXWlmoZGY6m-xLu4sDc-6woHk_kJkQwcJH9dyoZgGTTGI/s942/large.1974875350_JulianArroyuelo(188).jpg.d2da14eea7abef21361a6fff33030840.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="942" data-original-width="640" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-Qiy7sVda8I5dEh31ldLc10DvSgYm6tCJpYd1PZh5wV_BoUxPqFs94JWRIgZsUXdt69VCFJhgakXEA6HZBa4IqelMjriFaFW9ITouA3b1j1mciWpzK5TnpIHp_2ZKaNxyw4-torJeGJn8bOXXWlmoZGY6m-xLu4sDc-6woHk_kJkQwcJH9dyoZgGTTGI/w434-h640/large.1974875350_JulianArroyuelo(188).jpg.d2da14eea7abef21361a6fff33030840.jpg" width="434" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Sometimes, muscles are enough. Julian Aryouelo.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcopYVA60ueQEV7iTSFnVrT8ZEM6HyO5IuFCTjRZ9ai1Kbo7lkxscXmv7U_fngbHG_SdJe4aBpsuQVCU-RMgeqE6mawJoXeWQA8iPXKMM0XGhM8gBtMLl1JB3SbKIVG0TL6BdjrSHaZc8jC6aqg92t2KHBihS5ZA8uKtbdjsrZBQc7AuuXFVwPTRJsw-4/s953/Levy-Van-Wilgen-And-His-Huge-Jock-Cock-5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="953" data-original-width="718" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcopYVA60ueQEV7iTSFnVrT8ZEM6HyO5IuFCTjRZ9ai1Kbo7lkxscXmv7U_fngbHG_SdJe4aBpsuQVCU-RMgeqE6mawJoXeWQA8iPXKMM0XGhM8gBtMLl1JB3SbKIVG0TL6BdjrSHaZc8jC6aqg92t2KHBihS5ZA8uKtbdjsrZBQc7AuuXFVwPTRJsw-4/w482-h640/Levy-Van-Wilgen-And-His-Huge-Jock-Cock-5.jpg" width="482" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Levy Van Wilgen. I have simply given up trying to avoid the sins of photoshop</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqOz1Kg0dnWzo6UZlaqGNiipLBuFu2EgSDXY3Fd4vxlp7byAHDlNq46Pr27KD7MwRty8v6l8ADN3G3WRxULq3gl-uswGD5GNEV5ZVZjXPCaqxAUhwB1LiiqvboCf18zzTaVvFu2tWG7RMqFd_N4h7lbDkktg_gJlCWDGABBOoDuGftt9kKMJw5vmLAYJ4/s1381/Screen%20Shot%202023-10-11%20at%206.18.24%20PM.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1310" data-original-width="1381" height="608" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjqOz1Kg0dnWzo6UZlaqGNiipLBuFu2EgSDXY3Fd4vxlp7byAHDlNq46Pr27KD7MwRty8v6l8ADN3G3WRxULq3gl-uswGD5GNEV5ZVZjXPCaqxAUhwB1LiiqvboCf18zzTaVvFu2tWG7RMqFd_N4h7lbDkktg_gJlCWDGABBOoDuGftt9kKMJw5vmLAYJ4/w640-h608/Screen%20Shot%202023-10-11%20at%206.18.24%20PM.png" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">The overwhelming Marbys Negretti. Sometimes he goes by Mr. Kent.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-5lDZk0u_R9vSeUMymw7wAE1tXfv2H5WGRckx2maVyaidPAarxP-smyousYUZfypgas28t8gko2_YaCeE9Q-KdVvzBXAZto9fR-t622bAdYHP5OAaqtileT67JGAnCo_YjjYxpQjlVfGQSK8gI8gseVKTvLtFSSt85hLscW0AbWMK4MpGRQP6feIOtws/s1011/Enjoy-Some-More-Of-Massive-Hunk-Jett-Wayne-3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1011" data-original-width="800" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-5lDZk0u_R9vSeUMymw7wAE1tXfv2H5WGRckx2maVyaidPAarxP-smyousYUZfypgas28t8gko2_YaCeE9Q-KdVvzBXAZto9fR-t622bAdYHP5OAaqtileT67JGAnCo_YjjYxpQjlVfGQSK8gI8gseVKTvLtFSSt85hLscW0AbWMK4MpGRQP6feIOtws/w506-h640/Enjoy-Some-More-Of-Massive-Hunk-Jett-Wayne-3.jpg" width="506" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">A new favorite here at mrpeenee Enterprises, Jett Wayne.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrF1IxjKPFiZREzVe121gkpuad_pFT9Tz1F4uxoQevcPB0HiwO7XL39iyJwLdtbee0-dFIA3I0IAPzyG538E0W1vwJhLpovtYV8px-o2BZEaxg8435eUNrbvBKJNDR-ioZvGysVChM91fQMMJZ13k5C8hRpaQq9RtePxQ8NaJ-gBlLfl2uwcGbjAHB8w8/s917/Huge-Hunk-Jett-Wayne-Has-More-Than-Most-To-Share-2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="917" data-original-width="800" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrF1IxjKPFiZREzVe121gkpuad_pFT9Tz1F4uxoQevcPB0HiwO7XL39iyJwLdtbee0-dFIA3I0IAPzyG538E0W1vwJhLpovtYV8px-o2BZEaxg8435eUNrbvBKJNDR-ioZvGysVChM91fQMMJZ13k5C8hRpaQq9RtePxQ8NaJ-gBlLfl2uwcGbjAHB8w8/w558-h640/Huge-Hunk-Jett-Wayne-Has-More-Than-Most-To-Share-2.jpg" width="558" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Jett also frequently poses as the gas station attendant of your dreams. Cleanup on aisle My Dick.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWSDi5sfchIV571GwAxh5YwjGCKDfgMrM8hAuLTUK_73ERCUpkJ_SwJZKWM2yWj-I97EMCTnRzXGXVTfxMjFGKDQXxpgwuPPVnpm0zfsp2L-5sLVC_XL5y6zjLWax1sknmnJtd2omDI7Hckm3_dbaYG99-v9GoIkzrpNUhngnjVgI5J0LciMBW1TpGkOo/s1192/More-Of-Steven-Dehler-Nude-6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1192" data-original-width="800" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWSDi5sfchIV571GwAxh5YwjGCKDfgMrM8hAuLTUK_73ERCUpkJ_SwJZKWM2yWj-I97EMCTnRzXGXVTfxMjFGKDQXxpgwuPPVnpm0zfsp2L-5sLVC_XL5y6zjLWax1sknmnJtd2omDI7Hckm3_dbaYG99-v9GoIkzrpNUhngnjVgI5J0LciMBW1TpGkOo/w430-h640/More-Of-Steven-Dehler-Nude-6.jpg" width="430" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">I think Steven Dehler looks better with longer hair, but who is gonna argue with that ass?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUOUdOHdeU-jxMH_k91TEvmOJmEKMUAPGJHHK0hsFjSXJz56VSFCqu737BdqA55TI47NDty0cxs9vxnw3zIhto5PbKPIEImFl4DsI3E3GwtSNrVuIZRog-vRVslBXPyd4JfoBeKzAxwlYQSWDpQCvcWb6u7Mx5J9AeKOKtqS18P3DnQT0JJ0srEdiuURY/s260/s1_Jon%20Kael.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="260" data-original-width="180" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUOUdOHdeU-jxMH_k91TEvmOJmEKMUAPGJHHK0hsFjSXJz56VSFCqu737BdqA55TI47NDty0cxs9vxnw3zIhto5PbKPIEImFl4DsI3E3GwtSNrVuIZRog-vRVslBXPyd4JfoBeKzAxwlYQSWDpQCvcWb6u7Mx5J9AeKOKtqS18P3DnQT0JJ0srEdiuURY/w443-h640/s1_Jon%20Kael.jpg" width="443" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Jon Kale, one of those Bel Ami sluts. I wish I had a round window.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMpRI5p4_3JEVV-VofFzFQkBgWf2nF8UdLKYoskkvqhB3266M9YeJDoqU11EmL4pwSVkWArpdu83aE0UPLt7wD4RsBSqrKNrF8EyvvUgTko6ibwyYEbkTzL5CBfHhvCA08kFoF95WBvB6uD0955x0Ysbpp2str7Q-xAL-rAapuUU10e4Nf9WBS-J7iAcw/s1040/Screen%20Shot%202023-10-11%20at%205.51.52%20PM.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1040" data-original-width="864" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMpRI5p4_3JEVV-VofFzFQkBgWf2nF8UdLKYoskkvqhB3266M9YeJDoqU11EmL4pwSVkWArpdu83aE0UPLt7wD4RsBSqrKNrF8EyvvUgTko6ibwyYEbkTzL5CBfHhvCA08kFoF95WBvB6uD0955x0Ysbpp2str7Q-xAL-rAapuUU10e4Nf9WBS-J7iAcw/w532-h640/Screen%20Shot%202023-10-11%20at%205.51.52%20PM.png" width="532" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Marbys Negretti again. I wanted to mention how much I admire great big muscley guys who are also enthusiastiic bottoms.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhy0xP038vtz_JFFpVwGaJdpC9lj7C72brc-OrMH2RPRNtJnP7vH0b8CUmhDet64MtfY3wf0RQTyhqshhpTB0LINMJPplJgQkow8-OnW_Iw6E1F-CoO9A6milypgWJqwHCQnZ7CfXis2gWxtQx6xkIxcckK1yNON9iFhXws7eQS8t-KQlxaU3BS4SHt6No/s1200/488790.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1182" data-original-width="1200" height="630" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhy0xP038vtz_JFFpVwGaJdpC9lj7C72brc-OrMH2RPRNtJnP7vH0b8CUmhDet64MtfY3wf0RQTyhqshhpTB0LINMJPplJgQkow8-OnW_Iw6E1F-CoO9A6milypgWJqwHCQnZ7CfXis2gWxtQx6xkIxcckK1yNON9iFhXws7eQS8t-KQlxaU3BS4SHt6No/w640-h630/488790.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Let's end on a classical note, Jake Tanner from Colt Studios.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><p><br /></p></div>mrpeeneehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5252341068743105339.post-28719880217171958362023-10-11T17:06:00.009-07:002023-10-11T17:06:46.656-07:00In Which We Consider Catarrh and Possible Cannibalism<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKCKUvMOmh4sQCrRZdM2rNzeuwUyaN_QjkkbMj5ioyIp3AmrqZr1wEx6upShj949D5NqoMoz3zXTbGPvjq2izEYespCSKa915NqAAH0BlagQpvvfGu6Hk_n968ZW1CuPhT2O0DnxLhEEoopk-gyPkICXwenuDN_etGvpClaS5LBjbL8mOTUSurn5lKKXk/s896/tumblr_603e45bca8d82e4caeb0bdbf0ff58db4_93be542b_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="896" data-original-width="720" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKCKUvMOmh4sQCrRZdM2rNzeuwUyaN_QjkkbMj5ioyIp3AmrqZr1wEx6upShj949D5NqoMoz3zXTbGPvjq2izEYespCSKa915NqAAH0BlagQpvvfGu6Hk_n968ZW1CuPhT2O0DnxLhEEoopk-gyPkICXwenuDN_etGvpClaS5LBjbL8mOTUSurn5lKKXk/w514-h640/tumblr_603e45bca8d82e4caeb0bdbf0ff58db4_93be542b_1280.jpg" width="514" /></a></div><br /> <p></p><p>So when I got back from Houston a couple of weeks ago I had a raspy sore throat that has since morphed into a juicy little cough that will not go away. In the past, whenever I have spoken to a doctor about some cough, they always ask, in the most delicate manner possible, if it is "productive" which is a refined way of referring to snot. I could describe this one in detail, but let's just move on.</p><p>Houston is a semi-tropical swamp and so the mildew and spores and flora floating around in the air there are pretty spectacular. Since I grew up with all of them, I had always assumed I was somewhat immune, but it appears having been gone so long means I have relapsed. This current fuss feels like I have moss growing in my lungs. I don't feel bad, no fever, just a say-something croup that demands attention. It's the kind of cough that makes you wish you had waited for the other elevator when your fellow passenger breaks out with it.</p><p>Anyway.</p><p>I mentioned before that I will occasionally take it on myself to organize the package closet downstairs in the lobby. No one asked me to do it, but taking on the giant moraine of Amazon flotsam and jetsam that piles up there everyday just appeals to my OCD. I like the sense of having tidied up something.</p><p>Last night I was digging through the current mess and ran across a box marked "nutritional supplements." It's San Francisco, of course some people here are not willing to simply eat food. What I was struck by, though, was the name of the company manufacturing it: Soylent. SOYLENT. I can't decide if their marketing team is genius or idiotic. Anyway since I had my marker out printing apartment numbers on the deliveries, I felt moved to add my comment:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGtMgcbD9cKv1evrz0cMf5_LZwP0ocn_ZYSnLD4SR2t-qLRNBrDpYAFWp5Gq5KHPKDS9iSHm_EpfMrfwd3zlmCAB5eRjbgk8A_DtOPE9Cup1EOrN5gm9vt0D-r0pOUMdxiEFeamuhG-R1FNwlpKyLhdtUgAPSiEztYyQ27_9Gwzu7Or-WNuMp-_N7mpoM/s4032/IMG_20231010_222610.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="4032" data-original-width="3024" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGtMgcbD9cKv1evrz0cMf5_LZwP0ocn_ZYSnLD4SR2t-qLRNBrDpYAFWp5Gq5KHPKDS9iSHm_EpfMrfwd3zlmCAB5eRjbgk8A_DtOPE9Cup1EOrN5gm9vt0D-r0pOUMdxiEFeamuhG-R1FNwlpKyLhdtUgAPSiEztYyQ27_9Gwzu7Or-WNuMp-_N7mpoM/s320/IMG_20231010_222610.jpg" width="240" /></a></div><p>Wouldn't you?</p><p>Guys who are deliciously people:</p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrsHEnlG4qKD1QN-nU6gpFQP8MYHINPptAvlvgY09JkUK5FEthY8voM2bNRjLeB7dvGdpAxxT96mviea9zY_CVpKYJVASa7OR9JDBz-vIHSkbRNoUbAsBw-xJrKS9U3UN1aJf1x5hvYsvJB-tkOG9Y3lgGCMRG8s7GibneXeA8w4SwUgxhtO96nIFn5DA/s900/tumblr_5c6992a23b3f9ab137c815da611d3ec0_5a16efff_640.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="559" height="750" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrsHEnlG4qKD1QN-nU6gpFQP8MYHINPptAvlvgY09JkUK5FEthY8voM2bNRjLeB7dvGdpAxxT96mviea9zY_CVpKYJVASa7OR9JDBz-vIHSkbRNoUbAsBw-xJrKS9U3UN1aJf1x5hvYsvJB-tkOG9Y3lgGCMRG8s7GibneXeA8w4SwUgxhtO96nIFn5DA/w466-h750/tumblr_5c6992a23b3f9ab137c815da611d3ec0_5a16efff_640.jpg" width="466" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Spooky pussy.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheHle7YmB7W80cmdhPm1YW3feSwAoWdYV8PBYTj_IaojXzAgzT332MGrCrpE8ewfr2zrveyyJuZOOCFGeT2jMR0Bw5q0l2EfRwyFaQHk3JvoARxvCJSRF3R1YPuYyTsxZUKSxClQYAEoEzx76xbvEUj_pVZmEUZptknVRFw2qA0HkdxRU_I0EkgUnHS2o/s640/ParagonMen%E2%80%99s%20-%20Neil-100%25-male-models%20(3).jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="640" data-original-width="426" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheHle7YmB7W80cmdhPm1YW3feSwAoWdYV8PBYTj_IaojXzAgzT332MGrCrpE8ewfr2zrveyyJuZOOCFGeT2jMR0Bw5q0l2EfRwyFaQHk3JvoARxvCJSRF3R1YPuYyTsxZUKSxClQYAEoEzx76xbvEUj_pVZmEUZptknVRFw2qA0HkdxRU_I0EkgUnHS2o/w426-h640/ParagonMen%E2%80%99s%20-%20Neil-100%25-male-models%20(3).jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Neil, from the aptly named porn geniuses Paragon Men.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrq6ppkgHVKW8Yep8GcSW_NraZWDXVDHtIVjKvMV2nULGbhJebV7GgznXgBVfQhytqSM4CpoMLeSeAQbOeuVIQs1uhNWu1uqkoQ6EDUfXXbz_kRiRVQpJuSB-TacYaw3ZF_4Wp2b59GBkeLBaRvbPmSjXlBoirTxj8WEV1omMvX2ci-0bZO8TdJwysAp4/s1919/tumblr_5d07825df3f5ded6b6ba38da9b28d3dd_9ae11461_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1919" data-original-width="1280" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrq6ppkgHVKW8Yep8GcSW_NraZWDXVDHtIVjKvMV2nULGbhJebV7GgznXgBVfQhytqSM4CpoMLeSeAQbOeuVIQs1uhNWu1uqkoQ6EDUfXXbz_kRiRVQpJuSB-TacYaw3ZF_4Wp2b59GBkeLBaRvbPmSjXlBoirTxj8WEV1omMvX2ci-0bZO8TdJwysAp4/w426-h640/tumblr_5d07825df3f5ded6b6ba38da9b28d3dd_9ae11461_1280.jpg" width="426" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Peek a boo, I see you.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS4S9MXl_JeB1b8iaHThPJofYosvuhNCGCbIrXFVRWQBfovsPWC7Isp9ND9lwmqx8x9dbBOc3N63MoSIyM7XkEjrMMk4E3biAHh301eEppPW-9cKB0FEY9eD-BXG9Gzn-BQ8dpSy2iud-GTQo3WnCnGq57-VwFOIKQb-TpWVyuiQvzVC2KsFmHg7vamqQ/s1234/Screen%20Shot%202023-08-08%20at%206.23.36%20PM.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1234" data-original-width="756" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS4S9MXl_JeB1b8iaHThPJofYosvuhNCGCbIrXFVRWQBfovsPWC7Isp9ND9lwmqx8x9dbBOc3N63MoSIyM7XkEjrMMk4E3biAHh301eEppPW-9cKB0FEY9eD-BXG9Gzn-BQ8dpSy2iud-GTQo3WnCnGq57-VwFOIKQb-TpWVyuiQvzVC2KsFmHg7vamqQ/w392-h640/Screen%20Shot%202023-08-08%20at%206.23.36%20PM.png" width="392" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Amazingly, I forget this guy's name. That is just rank ingratitude.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2ndJbOOXrBGrxmuX6uw4uMzPlPswea2xMQmsqSK7PO2pFsXzyYYJb2fuYxaAgs0JtkrqY6bA8uY1WJ8yXGi6UowW1wwO154xt7_I0rkF9KQ-mWRzEVkm96chrX1maeGGyNThoNlO2DGRCB9igtJzRHaxwSm-dBBqxiIA7hMMHGLs5trCWtKOsxSRWeVw/s900/tumblr_95b9903a6fde7f2e403453962f994daf_29c46930_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="720" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2ndJbOOXrBGrxmuX6uw4uMzPlPswea2xMQmsqSK7PO2pFsXzyYYJb2fuYxaAgs0JtkrqY6bA8uY1WJ8yXGi6UowW1wwO154xt7_I0rkF9KQ-mWRzEVkm96chrX1maeGGyNThoNlO2DGRCB9igtJzRHaxwSm-dBBqxiIA7hMMHGLs5trCWtKOsxSRWeVw/w512-h640/tumblr_95b9903a6fde7f2e403453962f994daf_29c46930_1280.jpg" width="512" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Like the song says, "Everybody oughta have a maid...."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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